AN: Now for the Mercedes/Azimio! Takes place after Drabble 23. Song used is 'Ego' by Beyonce and featuring Kanye West.
Drabble 25
"Sadie, you know that I'm only doing this because you asked, right?"
Mercedes batted her long eyelashes at her boyfriend playfully. "I mean, I could always ask Puck or Finn to practice with me."
Azimio gave her a look. "They can't rap."
"Exactly. So just do me this one little favor." Mercedes pouted slightly, and Azimio took the opportunity to lean in and kiss her. They had been dating openly for about three months, and the novelty of it still hadn't worn off.
"Only for you, boo."
Mercedes smiled. "I know. Come on, let's get started." Mercedes had coerced Azimio into helping her out with a warm up. Mr. Schue wanted everyone to sing a song by an artist they looked up to. Mercedes had snagged the auditorium after school, and was getting ready to practice. Mercedes stepped up, Azimio behind her, resting his hands on her waist.
(Azimio)
I gotta big ego (hahaha)
I'm such a big ego (ahem)
I gotta big (hahaha) ego
She love my big (hahaha) ego
So stroke my big, (hahaha), Ego,
I like to joke around a little bit but here we go,
Welcome to the wonderful world,
Of gold plated Earl cup,
Everything I throw up, blow up,
Talking to the girl,
She said, know what, grow up,
You nasty,
I don't understand why they trippin',
If you ask me,
Flow is just the nicest,
I admit the propane,
I just spit, probably,
Just raise the gas prices,
Everybody in the club,
Try and get as fresh as me,
What you want dog,
Trying to stay recession free,
And spit, refreshingly,
When I rock the stadium,
You probably get sweaty,
You should bring a extra tee,
Now I'm standing next to Jay,
Who standing next to Mercy,
You coulda been anywhere in the world,
But you're here with me,
That's good for ego,
Me and my ego,
And it go wherever we go,
My ego is my imaginary friend,
He was with me when I was only imagining,
I had dreams of the league,
On day I play Kobe,
I walk up to Puff and he already know me,
Coulda let the dream killers, kill my self esteem,
Or use the arrogance as a steam that power my dreams,
And my ego,
Mercedes stepped away from Azimio and began to sing and dance. Azimio looked on proudly.
(Mercedes)
It's on baby, let's get lost
You don't need to call into work, cuz you're the boss
For real, want you to show me how you feel,
I consider myself lucky, that's a big deal,
Why? Well, you got the key to my heart,
But you ain't gonna need it, I'd rather you open up my body,
And show me secrets, you didn't know was inside,
No need for me to lie,
It's too big, it's too wide,
It's too strong, it won't fit,
It's too much, it's too tough,
He talk like this 'cause he can back it up,
He got a big ego, such a huge ego,
I love his big ego, it's too much,
He walk like this 'cause he can back it up,
Usually I'm humble, right now I don't choose,
You can leave with me or you could have the blues,
Some call it arrogant, I call it confident,
You decide when you find on what I'm working with,
Damn I know I'm killing you with them legs,
Better yet them thighs,
Matter a fact it's my smile or maybe my eyes,
Boy you a site to see, kind of something like me,
It's too big, it's too wide,
It's too strong, it won't fit,
It's too much, it's too tough,
He talk like this 'cause he can back it up,
He got a big ego, such a huge ego,
I love his big ego, it's too much,
He walk like this 'cause he can back it up,
Ego so big, you must admit,
I got every reason to feel like I'm that bitch,
Ego so strong, if you ain't know,
I don't need no beat, I can sing it with piano.
With the song over, Azimio gave Mercedes a big hug, and whispered in her ear. "You know that was hot as hell, right?"
Mercedes smiled. "I know. You weren't too bad either."
"Why don't you perform that song for Glee?"
"Are you offering to help me with it?"
"If you're gonna dance like that, hell yeah."
Mercedes giggled. "Boy, you are a mess."
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