(Still here.)
The very next morning, after the long rainy night and fight against Kisame, Naruto woke up in the wooden house inside him room surrounded by the naked flesh of his wives, and was staring into the womanhood of Ino, "Wow that's pretty," He salivated but knew if anyone came in here he'd be in awkward city, "Uh girls time to get up."
The girls groaned as they each woke up and stretched, "Already?" Tenten moaned while stretching her arms up.
"And we were in the middle of a very lovely dream." Mei said as she straightened her hair.
"We're sure you all were but we got a lot of ground to cover today." Naruto reminded them as they nodded and morphed back into their clothes.
Soon they went to the foyer of the wood house as the heroes gathered, "Morning everyone, we trust you all had enough sleep?" Naruto asked everyone.
"I'd wish but Gambit wouldn't stop snoring." Rogue glared at said mutant.
"Hey I was not snoring!" Gambit argued back.
"Nothing personal Gambit, but it sounded like a foghorn." Wolverine put in making Gambit face fault.
"All right listen up we're just about nearing Ame, and we need to be at the top of our game more than before." Naruto instructed as they all nodded in agreement.
"We should hurry now." Itachi added as they left the house before Tsunade undid the jutsu making it disappear.
As they continued on they were unaware of Mordo's astral form floating above them before flying on farther than them and returned to his body. He woke up to see Dormammu, Madara, and Kabuto, "well?" Madara asked.
"They're getting even closer; it won't be long before they cross into Ame's border." Mordo explained.
"We cannot let them get any further not with the latest traitor out there." Dormammu replied.
"I guess this calls for the two who cannot die." Madara put in as he vanished.
"Two who cannot die?" Mordo turned to Kabuto who smirked.
"Knowing the Akatsuki it's the two immortal men." Kabuto answered.
Back with the guys, they were nearing the border to Ame but were traveling along a forest path, "How will we know when we get to Ame?" Thing asked as he ran along side Cap.
"Naruto and Itachi said that Amegakure is known for its constant rainy weather." Cap explained.
"But the rain itself isn't natural," Itachi said running along side them, "The rain is actualy a jutsu developed by our second in command Pain, he uses it to feel the chakra level of those that are hit by the rain."
"So you mean the minute we step in he'll know it's us?" Thing asked in outrage.
"Guess a sneak attack's out of the question." Cap said.
As Shion web slinged along side Naruto and Tenten she gasped upon seeing a vision of fire being launched right for them, "Everyone brace yourselves!" she called as everyone was put on alert as they noticed a large fire blast aimed right at them.
"Heads up!" Naruto called as everyone scattered avoiding the fire.
They looked ahead seeing the two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu, "Dammit
Kakuzu you missed!" Hidan chided.
"Oh shut up, Hidan." He replied.
"Two more Akatsuki?" Spiderman asked.
"Yes and I figured we'd run into them sooner or later, that's Hidan and Kakuzu the immortal pair." Itachi introduced them.
"You said Kakuzu was a rogue ninja from Takigakure who killed his own superiors and took their hearts right?" Iron Man asked the eldest Uchiha.
"Yes and with those hearts he gained the other four elemental chakras and four additional lives. Even if he loses one or more he just replaces them with others."
"And this Hidan guy you said was a religious freak." Naruto said.
"Hey!" Hidan shouted, "How dare you mock me for my loyalty to Jashin you heathen!"
"Wow must be a serious cult." Spiderman said.
"Yes, but through worship of that cult has somehow given him immortality, you could stab him in the heart or cut his head off and he'd still wouldn't die." Itachi answered.
"Because of the failures of Sasori, Deidara, and Kisame we've been forced to clean up their messes." Kakuzu said.
"Bring it on! We've defeated those three we can do the same to you! Flame on!" Johnny called preparing himself.
"All right let's get things started." Hidan smirked until Kakuzu spoke.
"Don't underestimate them, Hidan."
"Oh save it for someone who needs it."
"Not the most cooperative of partners are they?" Black Cat asked Itachi.
"Yes, but they're tolerable enough." He replied.
"Split up!" Naruto called as they scattered around them with Hidan facing against Shizune, Tsunade, Tenten, Mei, Hotaru, Thing, Dr. Strange, and the X-Men. While Naruto and the rest dealt with Kakuzu.
Hidan whipped out his three-bladed scythe as Tenten pulled out her Kusanagi and morphed her left arm into an axe. The two were going at it with neither letting up, "Not bad cocky little bitch." Hidan smirked.
Tenten frowned morphing her head into Blade, "Rule number one you ass hole, never call a symbiotic kunoichi a bitch!" she started forcing him back leaving his back unprotected by Cyclops launching a blast right at his back.
"Gah!" he shouted, "That fuckin hurt!"
"This will hurt more!" Demolisher/Tsunade dove down for him to deliver an atomic punch after Blade moved out of the way leaving Hidan to take the blow sending him crashing into a wall.
"That's gonna leave a mark." Wolverine noted.
Hidan got up and cracked his jaw, "Ouch."
"He survived a punch like that?" Jubilee gasped.
"He really is immortal." Beast gasped.
"Ya got that right!" Hidan replied.
"Everyone remember, don't let him draw anyone's blood or we're done for." Mei reminded everyone about what they were told about every Akatsuki member.
Shizune squinted her eyes studying Hidan as Thing, Hotaru, and Dr. Strange were surrounding him and started attacking, "We wonder," She said as she morphed into full symbiote form Poison, "Stand back we got this!"
She ran right at Hidan going for a blow, "Shizune what're you doing?" Demolisher called.
"Getting herself killed!" Hidan smirked as he swung his scythe forward but Poison jumped backwards but the scythe scraped off her arm putting a tear in her symbiote as red liquid got on it, "NO!" she called as Hidan pulled his scythe over.
"Now with this I shall begin my ritual," Hidan drew up the Jashin symbol on the ground with some of his own blood and licked the blood off his weapon, "And now you shall be my first victim." His body turned black with a skeletal outline.
"We got to stop him!" Blade called but was held back by Mei.
"No we attack him now we hurt Shizune."
"But we can't do nothing!" Blade reminded her.
"Actually that's the best option." Poison smirked putting confused looks on everyone.
Hidan was pulling out a pike ready to stab himself until he froze, "What's-what's happening to me?" he shouted losing his skeletal outline and body turned normal, "What the hell happened?"
"You fell for our trick," Poison began, "You never downed any of our blood, what you actually downed was a small sample of our symbiote that took the form of blood."
"I what?"
"That's right, and when you did it lodged itself into your bloodstream and started dividing and spread from there. And be warned ours is poisonous."
Hidan started spazzing and foaming at the mouth, as his whole body was being infected on the inside causing his skin to decay and cripple, "NOOOO!" he froze, "I can't move!"
"Sorry Hidan, but your religious days are over!" Blade charged and started swiping her sword and bladed arm multiple times cutting Hidan to pieces.
"My body!" Hidan shouted as his head lied next to his severed right arm and leg, "So help me Lord Jashin will smite you!"
"Zip the lip, we don't believe in your Jashin. We believe in the Will of Fire." Demolisher declared as she, Hotaru, Poison, Mei, and Blade started shooting web threads at him cocooning him into a web cocoon.
Meanwhile with the others who were going up against Kakuzu, the rogue ninja himself was dodging blasts from Iron Man and War Machine, "You two metal heads are an annoyance!" he launched a water jutsu right for them but found it was absorbed through a wind vortex created through Typhoon's wind vortex and redirected back at him.
"Nice try." Kakuzu said conjuring an earth wall to block the redirected water attack.
"With all jutsu elements he can counter any elemental jutsu we use or redirect from him." Shizuka analyzed the situation.
"Then we'll just use other means than elemental jutsu!" Naruto called as he started conjuring an Oodama Rasengan.
Kakuzu noticed that, "That jutsu looks strong I better stay clear from it." He started moving but found himself behind held in place due to Reed and Yugito.
"Naruto now!" Yugito called as Naruto swung right in ready to nail Kakuzu but the rogue ninja himself broke free and formed the Hebi hand seal, suddenly his body grew darker in earth color as he threw a punch right for Naruto. When the attack connected Naruto poofed and replaced with a log.
"Kawarimi? Then that means!" Kakuzu was too late to turn as Naruto had thrusted his jutsu into the rogue ninja's back sending him flying forward with his cloak shredded off.
"That got him." War Machine noted.
Kakuzu got up as his darker skin faded back to regular, "You just destroyed my earth spirit heart." He said as three black tendril creatures with masks stood by his side.
"One heart down, four to go." Itachi counted.
"If one represented earth, judging from the design and color of those three, the masks represent fire, lightning, and wind." Beast studied the masked creatures.
"You won't live to get to my three hearts!" Kakuzu warned them as he had his fire and wind masks combine their elements creating a massive fire blast.
"We got this!" Mei called firing a huge water jutsu to cancel out the fire resulting in a steamy mist.
Shion going Foresight, used her foreseeing power to see where Kakuzu and his spirits were was going to be had Amazon, Typhoon, and Acid follow her through the steam where they saw the mask spirits representing lightning and fire, "Attack!" Foresight called as Amazon and Typhoon combined their win elements to eliminate the lightning mask that tried launching a lightning blast to weaken them but wasn't strong against wind attacks especially when enhanced by symbiotes.
"Now for the other mask!" Acid unleashed her Futton element on the fire mask melting it.
When the smoke cleared, Kakuzu stood seeing out of his extras hearts, all he had was his wind chakra heart, "I can't leave my spare heart out in the open!" he re-assimilated the mask and mass back into his body.
Naruto spoke, "Guys distract Kakuzu. We know how to finish him off for good."
"All right but make it count kid." Wolverine said as the group took off.
Naruto had morphed back into his clothes and stood still concentrating as he emerged in Sage mode and had concentrated his ultimate Rasengan into his palm taking a shuriken shape. Spiderman, Thing, Demolisher, War Machine, Beast, and Johnny were keeping Kakuzu at bay while the others formed an outer ring surrounding them in case the rogue ninja got past the first six, "I will take great pleasure in taking your hearts!" Kakuzu extended his tendrils to grab them but Wolverine used his claws to slice them while Blade used her own weapon limbs.
"Everyone move!" Naruto called as the group moved making space for his shuriken based Rasengan hurling right at Kakuzu.
The jutsu engulfed the Akatsuki member as pieces of chakra pierced his body inside and out. He fell to the ground completely immobilized, "What was this?" he groaned as Naruto stood above him.
"Rasenshuriken the most lethal type of wind based jutsu we've ever learned," Naruto began, "Its power destroyed your wind heart and now you're down to one. And this jutsu will finish you off." He conjured an Oodama Rasengan and slammed it into Kakuzu's chest killing him.
"And that's another one down." Gambit smirked.
"But what happened with Hidan?" Itachi asked.
"Right here." Tenten held up a web sack where muffled screaming was heard from inside it.
"Let's see to it that no one finds him." Mei said turning to Tsunade who nodded and placed her hands on the ground causing the it to split in two.
Tenten then chucked the web sack far into the chasm of the split earth before Tsunade used her jutsu to close it up.
Later everyone was soon resting by a stream of water recuperating, "Those two were more difficult than Sasori and Deidara." Spiderman said.
"No kidding." Black Cat answered.
Itachi watched as the heroes were recuperating and thought, 'And now all that's left is Pain, Konan, Madara, and Zetsu. They've proven to be strong but against the remaining ones the odds won't be completely in our favor.'
Suddenly Ino looked up at the sky, seeing pieces of paper flying around, "Paper?"
Hearing that everyone looked and saw pieces of paper flying with the wind before coming closer to the ground and coming together forming something. Itachi seeing this knew what it meant and got ready as the paper came together forming Konan, "Konan!" Itachi frowned.
"So that's Konan." Tsunade gasped not seeing her since she was a child.
"Another enemy?" Spiderman asked ready to fight until Konan held her hands up.
"I mean you no harm. I've come to lend you my help." Assured them.
"What?" they asked.
"Don't be fooled everyone Konan is the partner to Pain she cannot be trusted." Itachi warned everyone.
"Just as nobody could trust you Itachi, but I have reasons for coming here."
"And that would be?" Tsunade asked.
"To defeat Dormammu." The woman answered.
"What?" Shizune and Anko asked.
"Ludicrous!" Itachi replied.
"Why would you want to suddenly help us defeat Dormammu you're an Akatsuki member!" Naruto replied.
"Not anymore, I defected from it the moment Dormammu eliminated Nagato!"
"Huh?" the group was shocked to hear that.
"Dormammu attacked one of your own?" Shizuka asked.
"Hai. In fact the moment he heard of Deidara's and Sasori's failures he eliminated Zetsu for delivering the news to him. As for Nagato, he was planning this from the start." Konan said as she flashbacked to her last meeting with Nagato right after they kissed.
Flashback
After Konan and Nagato shared their kiss Madara materialized into the room, "Pain, Dormammu wishes to speak to us."
"I'm coming." Nagato said as he followed Madara leaving Konan.
Soon the two Akatsuki leaders stood before Dormammu, Mordo, and Kabuto, "You wished to speak to us Dormammu?" Nagato asked looking up at him.
"Yes Pain, I've been doing some thinking and I've decided while your worth as a partner is valuable, your mission is no longer your concern." The fiery being explained.
"What do you mean no longer my concern?" he asked.
"I'm saying you are to be eliminated!" Dormammu fired heat blasts at Nagato who jumped away while Madara did nothing.
"Madara help me!" the Rinnegan user called while Madara stood by Kabuto, "What is the meaning of this!"
"Sorry Nagato, but I agree with Dormammu you no longer have a place in the Akatsuki." The masked man explained.
Pain frowned, "You traitor!" he summoned his five other bodies as the six went at it with Dormammu and Mordo while Kabuto stood off to the side with Madara.
"So how long will Pain last?" Kabuto asked.
"Not sure, after all he still has the Rinnegan." Madara replied.
"True, but we don't know how the Rinnegan ranks up in terms of Dormammu's power." The snake boy reminded him.
Mordo fired his mystic bolts destroying Nagato's Hell, Hungry ghost, and Animal realm bodies while Dormammu torched his Human and Asura realm bodies leaving only Nagato left. The second Akatsuki leader started fighting Dormammu head on using his all creation technique and all divine judgment jutsus to attract and repel the entity who just shook off the attacks like they were nothing.
Hearing the commotion Konan barged into the room, "Are we under attack… Nagato!" she cried seeing her friend was being attacked by Dormammu, "Madara Kabuto stop them!"
"Why? Things are getting good." Kabuto smirked. Konan frowned at their lack of concern and tried to go help her friend but was blocked by three giant snakes Kabuto summoned to keep her back.
Dormammu finally taking advantage of Nagato's all creation technique, allowed himself to be pulled up to the Rinnegan user only for the entity to grab him by the throat and placed a hand on his forehead, "Say goodbye Nagato, and mean it." Dormammu ordered as his hands glowed and Nagato screamed as his body was assimilated into Dormammu himself.
"Nagato!" Konan cried her eyes out.
Dormammu landed on the ground and turned to Mordo, Kabuto, and Madara speaking, "Eliminate the woman now that she's seen too much."
"As you wish, master." Mordo answered as the three closed in on her but Konan acted fast as she summoned multiple papers flying all around the room blinding them giving her enough time to escape.
Flashback ends
"Whoa, Dormammu must be ticked if he was willing to do that." Spiderman said.
"He is not very merciful." Dr. Strange reminded him.
"Please you have to help me defeat Dormammu, Nagato was the only person I had left in this world. Now I have no one!" Konan cried in sadness.
They looked at her as Spiderman spoke, "I say we help her."
"What?" The Fantastic Four asked.
"Spider?" Cat asked.
"I also know what it's like to lose people important, and I won't let that happen to anyone else no matter who it is." The spider explained.
Most heroes took it to heart, and could tell that losing people close to them is painful, especially when everyone special to them was gone leaving one alone, "We agree with Spiderman, Konan is also like us," Naruto went to Konan, "We were both students or Ero-Sennin that makes us disciples in arms. Besides Ero-sennin would want us to help someone he considered very special to him."
"Jiraiya-sensei said that?" Konan gasped.
Naruto smiled, "He did."
"Naruto…"
"If Naruto trusts you so do we." Tsunade put in.
"I'm going along with Spiderman as well." Black Cat added.
Soon all the others heroes and kunoichi agreed leaving Konan stunned, "Everyone. I-I don't know what to say, arigato!" she buried her head in Naruto's shoulder sobbing her eyes out as Naruto did the only thing he could do, and that was wrapping his arms around her and comfort her.
Itachi let out a smile, 'Well how about that, I think we may just stand a chance against Madara and Dormammu yet.'
(Here it is.)