Tavros/Eridan
caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC]
CA: fef
CA: hey
CC: ?
CA: glub
CC: Glub glub! 38)
CA: yeah
CA: glub
CC: 38(
CC: -Eridan! You seem kind of down!
CC: Is somet)(ing wrong?
CA: i guess
CC: Well maybe you s)(ould tell me about it!
CC: I AM your moirail after all! 38)
CC: I'm )(-ER-E for you!
CA: yeah thanks fef
CC: So w)(at's on your mind?
CA: maybe only that the fuckin hate of my life doesnt evven notice me
CA: i just dont get it fef i thought wwe had a good thing goin
CA: wwith our pirate flarpin and evverythin
CA: but shes apparently got interests elsewwhere
CA: some landwweller she brought into our game today
CA: glub
CC: I'm really sorry to )(ear t)(at! 38(
CC: But are you s)(ore t)(at Vriska reely feels black for t)(is ot)(er troll?
CC: S)(e isn't reely nice to anybody!
CA: fef im tryin to be searious here can you stop it wwith the ridiculous puns
CA: and forget the pun i just made there
CC: )(e)(e)(e, sorry! 38)
CC: I'll try to keep the puns at a finimum.
CC: I mean minimum! Sorry.
CA: yeah thanks
CA: and im pretty sure that vvriskas wwaxin black for this guy
CA: she kept on beratin him the entire time to try and make him better at the game
CA: wwhich is more than shes evver tried to do for me
CC: 38(
CA: i dont evven knoww wwhat she sees in that stupid lowwblood anyway
CA: hes fuckin pitiable is wwhat he is
CA: vvris says hes been flarpin as long as wwe havve but hes hardly leveled his character at all
CA: and evverytime the goin got tough he wwould just run awway
CA: i dont understand howw vvris thinks shes goin to make a decent kismesis outta him
CA: only thing a landdwweller like him is good for is pityin and i guess protectin
CA: if he isnt culled before six swweeps ill be surprised
CA: though maybe if that happens vvris wwill go back to hatin me
CA: evven though im already more hateable than he could evver be
CC: )(mm...
CC: I don't want to make too big of an assumption )(ere, but it sounds to me like you mig)(t )(ave feelings for )(im!
CA: wwhat
CC: Y-EA)(!
CA: but i just said he wwas fuckin impossible to hate properly howw does that mean i have feelins for him
CC: Wrong quadrant, silly!
CA: wwhat
CC: You just said you found him pitiable, didn't you?
CA: oh
CA: wwell yeah i guess i did
CC: Soooo? 38)
CC: ...-Eridan? 38(
CC: Are you OK?
CC: You're taking a w)(hile to respond!
CA: yeah im just thinkin
CA: noww that you mention it maybe i could get to pityin him
CA: he is a lowwblood and a landdwweller but he seems to knoww his place
CA: and hes almost cute in a sort of pathetic pitiable commonblood wway
CA: hes not really good pirate material or anythin doesnt have his sealegs
CA: but the wway he stumbled around on deck kinda made me wwant to protect him
CA: but not really in a pale wway like i feel wwith you
CA: do you think i havve a chance
CC: W-ELL you two do )(ave a lot in common, rig)(t?
CC: You bot)( like to FLARP, for one!
CA: thats true and i could alwways offer to teach him howw to play better
CA: glub knowws he needs the help
CC: You bot)( )(ate Vriska too.
CA: is mutual hatred a good basis for a matesprit
CC: I don't know. Probably!
CA: i dont evven knoww if he really hates vvris the wway i do though
CA: he just looks like hes scared of her
CC: T)(at's even better for you, then, rig)(t?
CC: Maybe w)(en Vriska realizes )(e isn't interested, s)(e'll go back to you!
CC: And s)(e'll be even more black for you for getting a quadrant wit)( t)(e troll s)(e couldn't get! 38)
CA: you think so
CC: I KNOW so!
CC: You're my moirail, and I just know that t)(ere are plenty of trolls w)(o will want to fill t)(eir quadrants wit)( you! 38)
CA: thanks fef youre the best
CC: You're W-ELCOM-E!
CA: no reely i mean it
CA: i am so glad that youre my moirail
CA: you are absolutely amazin
CC: Aww, thank you! That's reely SW-EET! 38D
CA: no problem
CA: so uh im goin to go and troll that landwweller noww
CA: sea if hed be interested
CA: thanks again fef but i gotta go
CC: OF COURS-E! 38)
CC: Good luck!
caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC]
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