FantasyFreak03: Everybody has a weakness. Yes, it's finally time to expose some of the Akatsuki's weaknesses!

Crimson Shukumei: Nah, he just fainted from blood loss… Do you really think we'd kill him so early?

Deidara

Deidara was tip-toeing silently behind Kakuzu. He gradually reached his hand to Kakuzu's pocket…

"Yes!" shouted Deidara as he waved the wallet into the air and ran away.

"Hey what are you- That's my wallet!" yelled Kakuzu as he ran after Deidara.

"You'll never catch me, yeah!" shouted Deidara who started to laugh maniacally. Poor Deidara didn't look where he was going, and tripped over Kisame who was being forced to eat dog food by Itachi.

Kisame scowled at Itachi. "Just wait until you're sleeping, Itachi."

Deidara emitted a girly shriek as he fell to the floor.

Itachi waved his arms in front of himself. "Who's there? I heard a scream." he said as he touched Deidara's face.

"It's your mom, yeah." An annoyed Deidara said.

"Mom? Sasuke told me that I killed you, I knew you were still alive!" Itachi squealed with joy.

"You know Itachi why don't you just-"

He didn't get finish because Kakuzu picked him up and dropped him on a chair. Before Deidara could move, Kakuzu had tied him to it.

"Now Deidara, are you going to return my money?" asked Kakuzu.

"Never!" he shouted as he started to squirm.

"Okay then…" said Kakuzo as he took out a tray…

"No…No way! It can't be! Dairy products! No!" shouted Deidara as he started to squirm more and almost tipped over the chair.

Kakuzu took out a piece of string and wrapped it around a piece of cheese. He dangled it in front of Deidara's face. Deidara clamped his mouth shut.

"Open up Deidara. You know you want to!"

Deidara shook his head.

'How can I get him to open his mouth…I have an idea…' Kakuzu thought. "Hey, Deidara what do you say at the end of everysentence?" asked Kakuzo.

"Oh please that's an easy one! I say yea-" Deidara was cut off because Kakuzu shoved a giant piece of cheese in his mouth.

Deidara was gagging on the cheese and spazzing out so much that the chair fell over.

Kakuzo kneeled down beside him. "Don't steal my money…" he said as he grabbed his wallet out of Deidara's pocket and untied him.

"Hey… Wait a second… I'm not lactose intolerant, yeah!" He dropped to the floor and held his stomach. "Never mind, I am, yeah."

Itachi

"I wonder where Kisame is… I haven't seen him in a while…"

"That's it, I can't take this anymore." Kisame said. Suddenly he sunk his teeth into Itachi's hand.

"…It seems as though my seeing eye dog has bit me… You bastard…" Itachi said.

Kisame ran away on all fours. 'That's it… I need my revenge!' he thought. An evil smirk spread across his face. 'And I know just the thing…'

Itachi was sitting on a chair, still confused with what's going on. 'Where did he go? Why did he leave? Why am I asking myself these questions?' He sighed. 'Nobody loves me anymore…Except those fangirls…My God I hate them!'

"Oh Itachi!" called Kisame.

"You left me all alone…" said Itachi. "No one leaves Uchiha Itachi alone without telling them where they are going or giving me a distraction so I won't notice like when my mother and father told me that Sasuke was wearing my ANBU uniform. For that you shall pay… Mangekyo Sharingon!"

What Itachi did not know was that Kisame held a mirror in front of himself. When Itachi activated the Mangekyo Sharingon he had captured himself.

"What's going on? Not again…"

Tobi

"I don't want to." Tobi said to Sasori.

"Come on! It's really good!" said Sasori as he held up the box.

"I don't want to watch that movie." said Tobi as he walked away.

"Wait!" Sasori called after him. "I'll pay you in colorful things!"

Tobi turned his attention to him. "What did you say?"

"I said I'll pay you in colorful things if you watch this movie with me." said Sasori with an evil smile.

"B-but you know I can't resist the colorful things! They're so colorful so…pretty…."

"I got some right here." Sasori said as he pulled out a bag of jelly beans.

"C-c-c-colorful things! I…must…have them!" said Tobi as he jumped onto Sasori's back.

"Get off of me Tobi!" he shouted. "Or I'll throw the colorful things in a lake!"

Tobi quickly climbed off of Sasori's back. "No! Not the colorful things! They're so…pretty… It's like candy in a whole different way….must…get…Sasori just give them to me!"

"Only if you watch the movie." said Sasori as he lifted the bag of jelly beans out of Tobi's reach.

Tobi started to jump up and down for them. "Colorfullies! I'll get you!" He jumped as high as he could but still couldn't reach them. "Once again…you and I are separated…"

"Come on Tobi please watch it with me!" begged Sasori.

"Fine…But I'm only doing to for the colorful things." confirmed Tobi.

Tobi and Sasori walked past everyone to the T.V room. (Yes, they have a T.V. room. The leader won the lottery!)

Tobi sat down on the couch. "So what are we watching?" asked Tobi.

"You'll see…" said Sasori with an evil laugh. "Here are your colorful things." He threw Tobi the bag of jelly beans.

"Colorful things!" Tobi squealed with joy as he grabbed the bag out of the air and swallowed it whole. Tobi sat back and sighed. "Tobi loves colorful things…."

"Shh it's starting!" hushed Sasori.

"Need something to pick you up during the day?" said the T.V. "Try Kisame fish sticks! The new appetizer at McDonalds!"

Kisame walked into the room when this add was on. "McDonalds bastards…" he said as he dropped his head in sorrow.

"Ok now it's starting!" Sasori sighed.

On came the song…

'Bad boys, bad boys! Watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when they come for you?!'

"No! Not the Bad Boys!" shouted Tobi as he started rolling in the ground. Tobi tried to calm himself down. "Tobi is a good boy….Tobi is a good boy…"

"Bad boys!" Sasori shouted in his ear.

Tobi got up and yelled. "They're coming for us!" he screamed as he ran into a wall.

"Whoa!" Sasuke said as he woke up from yet another nightmare. "I've got to stop drinking powdered water and eating soy broccoli late at night!" he said as he fell back asleep.

Yes, Orochimaru turned Sasuke anorexic. And yes, he does plan on buying him a Sai outfit. ("Oh he'll look so cute in it!" Orochimaru squealed.)