Molly: what have we learned? I am terrible at updating!

All: YAY!~

Kat: You learn something new every day, only this took a couple of weeks to learn.

Spock: You just contradicted yourself.

Kat: Spocky listened to me!~ SQUEE!

Molly: A new chapter! By me!

Spock: MACDERPADERP!

Uhura: He says he's found the remote!

Kat: Kat-Kat-Kat Supreme Katty! (Give it to me!) *Steals remote from Spock and presses the channel up button.*

All: AHHHH!

*A large hole opens up underneath them, they all fall in. They land and find themselves on BBC2 at 6:25 on Saturday.*

Kirk: Ouch

Scottie: Yay we can speak again!

Molly: Hey what's that? *Points at a blue box.* Haha... moo

Kat: Uh oh. Where's the TV guide?

Kirk: Why do you want that?

Kat: I think we've gone from in the Night Garden to Doctor Who.

Kat: Here's another, cause you people waited so long and this one was really short.

Molly: Like Edward Elric.

Kat: ?

Molly: Never mind...

Spock: Why am I even here?

Kat: Because. This chapter is by me! Stuff happens in it!

*The Doctor and Amy appear in distance wearing HUGE rucksacks, skip exhaustedly down the yellow brick road, and stop at the junction where everyone else is to read the map, which consists of a blank piece of paper with a red dot on it saying "You are here", and an X that keeps disappearing and reappearing in random places. They look up.*

Doctor: Oh! Hi! Are you out walking today? We are supposed to be doing a survey of anyone we meet. So far we have managed a very angry looking witch, a tin man, a lion, a scarecrow, and a girl walking her dog.

Kirk: They look like they're on Dofe! Does anyone remember when we were on Dofe? And I had the dream about - *Is silenced by all jumping on top of him and covering his mouth.*

Amy: Zomfg! A hot alien guy! SPOCK!

Kat: OI! He already has too many dedicated fangirls! There's me, and then there's the stalker log, and then there's Kirk too!

Amy: Sorry. Umm... I meant... wozzisname? RORY?

Doctor: I'm offended! You should be yelling DOCTOR RAMESES VON SPRINKLES MCDERPADERP THE FIRST!

Amy: That's what your name is?

Doctor: Oh crap.

Spock: If it makes you feel any better, they all know my full name too.

Doctor: What's that?

Spock: Not telling.

Bones: Spock von Sprinkles MacDerpad- *Is nerve-pinched by Spock.*

Kat: *Randomly hugs Spock.* Spocky! *Is nerve pinched.*

Molly: So, what brings you travellers from distant lands on Doe?

Doctor: Well, you see, the Daleks, aided by the evil Mrs Wilson, kidnapped the TARDIS, and made us walk everywhere.

Molly: Ah. You did know the TARDIS is standing right next to you?

Amy: The TARDIS! WE'RE SAVED! YAYNESS!

Kirk: Ooooh! A time machine! We can go back in time and see cute little kiddie-Spock! He might like me then! *Is nerve pinched.*

Doctor: Oh look! I see the TARDIS! It's just there, Amy! *Enters TARDIS.* *Screams.* *Runs back out again.* there are Daleks in there! Save me! *Runs behind Bones.*

Bones, having woken up when the doctor tripped over him: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Dalek protector!

Doctor: Hey! I'm the doctor! *Is hypoed, and starts to turn green.*

Amy: Hey! You made him turn green! That clashes with my hairstyle!

Uhura: But you're wearing green high heels!

Amy: Exactly!

All: *Despair.*

Spock: Fear not! [Said he for mighty dread had crossed their troubled minds] glad tidings of great joy I bring to you and all mankind! I am the angel Gabriel!

Kirk, having woken up at the sound of Spock's voice: You are? Omg! Yayness!

Bones: Umm, are you sure about that Mr Von Spr- *Is nerve pinched again.*

Spock: I mean, I shall go and nerve pinch the Daleks and save you all

Kat, Amy, Kirk, and log: Yay!

Spock: Oh god. Fangirls.

*Spock enters the TARDIS, and returns with his hair sticking up looking strangely like it has been hit with a large jolt of electricity.*

Spock: It appears that Vulcan nerve pinches do not work on Daleks.

All: Crap.

Molly: Oh crap. It's raining.

Bones: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an umbrella!

Kirk: I found another trombone! It was sitting on the log's head. If logs have heads.

DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Molly: Wait, what was that?

Kat: Honestly Molly, it's an ad break! Can't you tells the difference? *hits Molly on the head.*

Molly: Bored. *throws a cat (not Kat) at Spock* MITTENS! NOW!*the cat explodes*

Anyone who got that reference leave a review saying what it is from!

Spock: What was that for?

Molly: For being annoying, and it could have been worse, I could have pukes a knife at you!

More reference, but from the same thing!

Kat: How could you do that to Spocky? *glomps Spock and is nerve-pinched*