Okay, when I said I felt like a change was coming, this was not what I meant. Pink. Everywhere. Courtesy of my sweet, little sister. And I meant that with sarcasm. Anyway, the whole living room area was decked out in white and pink. I swear when everyone got home after Shay had her way with the house, all of them but Carlisle, Esme, and Alice, had a conniption. If Sparkles wasn't already dead, he would've had a heart attack or something, judging from his reaction. Carlisle looked mildly worried but otherwise didn't complain. Esme pretty much loved it, only because her kitchen wasn't touched. Alice of course adored it because it's pink. Emmett, Jasper, and Sparkles acted like they were in a mid-life crisis or something. Rose actually kind of liked it, but she did complain that there was too much pink; I mean it looks like Pinkie Pie came in here and just threw up pink shit all over the place. Now all we needed was some party balloons, streamers and confetti, and snacks and it would be a Pinkie Pie party. I honestly don't care that there's a lot pink. I'm just glad that the house is in one piece. Ugh, I just sounded like fucking Twilight Sparkle. Oh sweet Merlin help me. Sparkles just looked at me weirdly for that. "What?" He shook his head and continued to glare at all the pink shit in here. It also looks like Shay had some left over shimmery pink paint from Jade's room, because one of the walls was that color. Yeah, so the girls obviously loved it. The twins, well mostly Dorian, just made faces at it. I suppose they didn't like it, but as Shay said, they'll get over it.
Anyway, enough of this pink shit and let's move on with our lives. So about a few weeks later, Jade came home from school with some red dots on her skin. Oh no... no, no, no, no, no... Shay is going to flip the fuck out. Well, Jasper went and got her today, so maybe Shay will blame him. Oh no, the twins are going to get it... and there's the possibility that Shay might get it. Shay and I never actually had chicken pox as small children. I don't think I'll be able to get it since I'm half vampire and all, but that didn't mean anything. "Um, Jasper, you do realize that your daughter has chicken pox, right?" He froze.
"That's going to spread around the house, isn't it?" He asked wide-eyed.
"Yep and anyone that is able to get it, will get it." I said sighing. "Oh Carlisle!"
"Yes, Pyper, I heard the conversation thus far. I don't think you or Nessie will be able to get it. But the boys will." Shay just happened to be walking down the stairs as he said this.
"Get what?" She asked curiously. Then she spotted the red dots on Jade. "No! Jade, who at school has chicken pox?" Jade sighed.
"Adam does. His dad dropped him off today and one of the teachers tried to talk to him about it, but his dad didn't listen and drove off." She said frowning. Oh, I am so going to punch Ben in the face the next time I see him. He's being such an idiot, I swear. And where the fuck is Angela? What is she thinking letting her husband take their sick child to school!? Kids with chicken pox get fevers and if a fever isn't taken care of soon it could turn out to be really bad! Shay took in a deep breath and let it out slowly.
"Come on, Sweety. Mommy is going to get you some medicine." Shay said before taking Jade upstairs.
"We need to keep the boys away from Jade until she gets rid of the chicken pox," Carlisle said thoughtfully.
"That's easier said than done." I said sighing. "They just love playing with Jade." They like to play "Save the Princess" with her all the time.
"I know, but if all of us help out, we might be able to stop the chicken pox from spreading." He said smiling. Well a few days pass and he was wrong. The boys ended up getting it because Jasper wasn't paying attention. They took off to the girls' room and got on Jade's bed while she was sleeping and decided to lay down next to her. It was a sweet gesture, really, but as we explained to them multiple times, they got chicken pox too. And somehow Nessie, myself, and Shay got it too. How!? Ugh this is the worst. Possible. Thing! So yeah, I've confined myself to my room (which isn't a problem for me, since I'm usually always in my room anyway), so that if one of the kids or Shay get over their chicken pox for some reason, I can't give it to them. The only problem I have and I really don't like, is how itchy I am all the time. It's starting to become really ridiculous. I decided to keep myself distracted by watching My Little Pony, because why the fuck not?
By the fifth episode or so, I swear I heard a bunch of groaning because by now, I was singing along with the theme song, so yeah. Oh well, everyone can just get the fuck over it because I'm not going to quit watching it quite yet. I was getting hungry though. I actually got up and looked around in my snack stash and found some jalapeno chips. Yaaaaas! Oh I guess I forgot to mention that I repainted my room too. Obviously, I didn't use pink because there was too much pink the house already. So, instead, I just painted two walls a light shade of green and the other two I left them white. You know, because accent walls. That was all I did. I know, I'm boring. But you know, I just didn't feel like putting a lot of effort into this, okay? Yeah, so hopefully this chicken pox epidemic will end soon because I'm starting to get bored pretty fast. I wonder if Paul came over, if he would get it too. Hm... I better not risk it, I decided. I pouted. Well, since I can't talk to him in person, maybe I can just text him. So I spent the rest of the day pretty much texting him and telling him about our chicken pox epidemic and how that if I knew for sure that he wasn't going to get it, that I would invite him over to entertain me. I realize he isn't a slave, but it would be nice for him to come over.