Final Chapter
Twilight Okami: GUESS WHAT!!!
Sonic: Disclaimer Time?
Twilight Okami: NO, THE FINAL CHAPTER OF SSBG!!
Smashers: YAAAAAYYYYYY!!
Twilight Okami: Sonic, can you do the Disclaimer?
Sonic: Ok, Twilight Okami doesn't own anything but the show!
Twilight Okami: And can I have your autograph?
Sonic: Alright. –Gives me an autograph-
Twilight Okami: -Faints from happiness-
Sonic: O_o? Twilight Okami?
Midna dressed in glittery clothes, and with a huge smile. "HELLO AND WELCOME BACK TO…" Midna pauses.
"THE FINAL OF SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER!!!!" The Audience cheered.
"Yes, it is!" Midna replied.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" The Audience cheered happily.
The stage was black; with laser light (Like Eurovision last year) and all reviewers are in the Audience cheering.
"And boy, what an Audience we have indeed, and let us all thank the wonderful girl who arranged this show, Twilight Okami!" Midna cheered.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Everyone cheered, beside the Smashers, and whistled.
"Before we find out the Winner of Super Smash Bros Gamer, let us bring in the three review judges, gamerofloz, Twilight Smash and OnyxSarune18!" Midna stated.
The Audience cheered as the three reviews went into the judges seat beside each other and waved.
"Oh, and Midna we have other special guests!" Twilight Okami called (Wearing bling-bling).
"Like who Twilight Okami?" Midna asked.
"She is the wife of Onyx and the two have four children, and host Dragon Realm Idol 3! Give it up for Kiki, Onie, Hazelnut, Kiba and Esme!" Twilight Okami introduced.
The Audience cheered happily as Kiki, Onie, Hazelnut, Kiba and Esme went to the judges table, and waved, especially the young.
"Oh my dragon, I never thought I would be on another show! Thank you very much Twilight Okami for the honor!" Kiki called.
"Anytime Kiki; after all, Onyx put me to host a chapter of your show, Dragon Realm Idol 3!" Twilight Okami replied.
"You're hosting another show!?" Sonic called.
"For a chapter, ya, and I been two judges in different shows!" Twilight Okami explained.
"O_o" The Smashers speechless.
Onie jumped on the table. "You rock Twilight Okami!" He called.
"Ya!" Esme, Hazelnut and Kiba called in agreement.
"Thanks you four, oh, and Onie" Twilight Okami paused happily.
"Ya?" Onie asked.
"I brought a friend of yours, Gadget!" Twilight Okami pointed.
The Audience cheered slightly as Gadget show herself, by farting.
"EEEEWWWWWW!!!" The Audience covered their noses.
"Sorry" Gadget called.
Onie blushed. "H-hey Gadget" Onie greeted.
"Hey Onie" She called back.
Onie blushed, and so did Gadget.
"AAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!" The Audience cheered romantically.
Onie turned to everyone in the Audience. "Hey, it's not what you think!" Onie called dramatically.
"Ya, SURE it isn't" Esme stated.
"It isn't" Onie argued.
"Yes it is" Esme protested.
"No it isn't"
"YES IT IS"
"NO I-" Onie gets interrupted.
"SHUT THE SHIT UP!!" Midna demanded.
"O_o" Onie and Esme quiet.
"Holly dragon, she's got problems" Hazelnut whispered to Kiki.
"Totally agree" Kiba whispered in a Ninja fashion.
"Kiba, you're not that Kiba from Naruto" Hazelnut replied.
"Oh…" Kiba muttered.
"Alright, before we tell who the winner is of Super Smash Bros Gamer, let us talk to our judges on what they had thought of the show" Midna explained.
"I thought t was the BEST!! Nothing more to describe, but funny, violence and random" Anna replied.
"Not to mention your fiancée is here" Midna stated.
Yoh waved in the Audience, and Anna waved back, with a blush.
"AAAWWWWWWWW!!!" The Audience cheered romantically.
"Yoh and Anna, sitting on a log! Doing what they should have done! Start's with an S and end with an X-Ow!" Onie and Onyx got hit on the head when they were singing.
"Don't sing that song you two, it's inappropriate!" Kiki shouted.
"Sorry, babe" Onyx whispered.
Yoh and Anna blush red.
"Not to rush or anything, but, can we get on with the show?" Twilight Okami called.
"Ya, and I say, this show was AWESOME AND HILLARIOUS!!!" Reiji chuckled.
"What an unusual show this has been, and being this judge of the show was fun, and hilarious! Good stuff" Nazo simply said.
"Agree with Nazo, what a funny show this has been! ROFL!!" Daisy laughs happily.
"HEHEHEHE!!! Ya, so true!" Issun laughed happily.
"I have to agree myself, and I will miss this show" Reborn sighed sadly.
"Same here, even thou I been the judge for not much chapters" Mickey nodded in agreement.
"A wonderful show indeed to my friend Twilight Okami, and funny, clever and seriously GOOD!! Oh dragon, I will miss the show" Onyx chuckled.
"HAHAH! Yes, and we are always happy to have you on Dragon Realm Idol 3 Twilight Okami" Kiki chuckled.
"YAAA!! HAHAHAH, LOL!!!" Onie, Esme, Hazelnut and Kiba laughed and fell of their chairs.
"O_o" Judges speechless.
"Alright, and one more thing until the final! We have one last judge!" Midna stated.
"WE DO!?" The Smashers asked.
"Yup, and boy she's fresh and great and the dark comedian as you may call! It's the one, and only, Twilight Okami!!!" Midna cheered.
"YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" The Audience cheered happily.
Twilight Okami went and sat next to Kiba, and gave an Oscar Winning Smile.
"Hello everyone and reviewers!" Twilight Okami called.
"So, Twilight Okami, what are your scores?" Midna asked.
"Mario 5, Peach 4.5, Kirby 5, Sonic 4, Zelda 4.5, Lucario 3, Red 5, Samus 3.5, Yoshi 5, Link and Young Link 4, Ice Climbers 3.5, Wolf 4, Fox 5, Dr. Mario and Bowser 4.5, Olimar 5, Donkey and Diddy Kong 4, Snake 5, Pickachu and Pichu 4.5, Falco 4, Meta Knight and Pit 3.5, Mewtwo and Jigglypuff 4, Luigi 3, Game and Watch 5, Roy and Ike 2.5 and Captain Falcon 4!" Twilight Okami explained.
"Great! And one more thing! Let us show us those wonderful moments in Super Smash Bros Gamer!" Midna stated happily.
"OHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The Smashers groan and glared.
"Ok, the 'not' so wonderful moments, but on big screen!" Midna pointed to a huge flat screen TV.
The TV show the tortured Smashers, and the Audience laughed all the way, including the Judges. The Smashers looked away in embarrassment and muttered huge curses. Once the TV stuff was over, Midna turned to the Audience.
"And now, the moment of truth all of you been waiting for! We shall see the winner of…" Midna paused.
"TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR!!" The Audience cheered.
"NO, SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER!!!" Midna screamed and broke the third replaced windows, again.
"O_o" Everyone speechless.
Chopper came awkwardly and passed an envelope, and went back to the camera. Drum roll music comes out of nowhere.
"And the winner, of Super Smash Bros Gamer is," Midna paused, opened the envelope and read. "Mario!"
"OMG, I won!?" Mario asked as the Audience cheered and got on the stage.
The Audience was cheering loud, as Mario went to get a Trophy that magically appeared, and gave it to Mario.
"Well Mario, here is your prize!" Midna stated.
"Ya, I- Huh?" Mario paused and read a sign.
A gold plate said 'You are the most embarrassed person to live, ever, and ever will be, and everyone will remember you!' it said.
"O_o" Mario speechless.
The Audience laughed hard at Mario's shock, and Mario glared at Twilight Okami who grinned happily, then turned to Midna.
"And Midna, there is on more thing before the show is over" Twilight Okami paused.
"What is it?" Midna asked.
"Since Mario won, that gives him ONE more torture!" Twilight Okami smirked.
Mario gasped. "WHAT!?" Mario shouted.
"YAAAAAYYY!!!" Esme, Kiba, Hazelnut, Onie and Anna cheered.
"Alright then, let's see what your torture is," Midna paused and look. "Whoa…" Midna finished.
"ZOMG, what is it?" Mario demanded sadly.
"You have to sing 'In Your Eyes' by Kylie Minogue while dressed in Ballerina clothes, and when the quotes 'in your eyes', you have to poke Bowser, harder every time, and at the end, you have to poke the eyes the hardest!" Midna explained.
"O_o" Mario speechless and turned to a speechless Bowser.
"Alright, go and dress in Ballerina clothes!" Midna demanded.
"…………. CURSE YOU ALL!!" Mario screamed.
After few minutes, Mario got dressed in Ballerina clothes and the Audience began laughing again. Anna and Onyx got VCR cameras.
"I am SOOOOO recording this" Anna replied.
"Same with me!" Onyx said.
"Ok, put on the music Chopper!" Midna called.
Chopper nodded, then the stage looked like the stage from the 'In Your Eyes' clip, and the music began.
Mario: What on earth am I meant to do? When this, crowded place, there is, only you. Was going to leave; now I have to stay. –Doing Kylie Minogue dances- You have taken my breath awwwayyyyyy! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Is the world still spinning around? (Spinning around). Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! I don't feel like coming down! It's in your eyes! –Pokes Bowser in the eyes-
"OW!!" Bowser screamed and shot a fireball at Mario's nose.
Mario: SHIT, MY N- I can tell what you're thinking. My heart is sinking too. It's no surprise! I been watching you lately! I want to make it with you! –Does really stupid dances- Destiny, has a, funny way, when it comes and takes all your cares away!-Trips over- OW! I can think of, single thing. Other then what a beautiful state event! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Is the world still spinning around? (Spinning around)! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! –Trips over, and twists foot- CR- I don't feel like coming down! It's in your eyes! –Pokes Bowser harder, and he burns his head- CRAP-
I can tell what you're thinking! My heart is sinking too! It's no surprise! I been watching you lately! I want to make with you- (With you, with you, with you, with you, with you, with you, with you, with you, with you, with you, with you, with you) Want to make it with you- (With you, with you, with you) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! -Break dances- Is the world still spinning around? (Spinning around!) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! I don't feel like coming dowwwwwwnnnn!! –Does a dramatic disco pose- It's in your eyes! –Pokes Bowser really hard-
I can tell what you're thinking! My heart is sinking too! It's no surprise! I been watching you lately!-Does the Samba- I want to make with you! It's in your eyes! –Pokes Bowser eyes again, and Bowser moans- I can tell what your thinking! My heart is sinking too! (My heart is sinking too!) It's no surprise! I been watching you lately! I want to make it with you! It's in your eyes! –Pokes Bowser eyes again, and he screams- I can tell what your thinking! My heart is sinking too! It's no surprise! (No surprise!) I been watching you lately! (No surprise!) I want to make it with you! It's in your eyes! --Gives Bowser the hardest, pain fullest poke, ever and ever will be in history-
Bowser blinks and the Audience gasps at the steaming Bowser.
"DIIIEEEE!!!" Bowser screams and charges.
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Mario screams and is being chased by Bowser.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! Ok, judges what do you think?" Midna asked.
"HHAHAHAHA!!! HOW EMBARRASSING FOR MARIO!! HAHAHA!!!" The Judges laughed.
"Alright! So, Twilight Okami, have anything else?" Midna asked.
Twilight Okami hoped off her chair. "Yes, I do Midna," Twilight Okami pauses and goes on stage. "I have one more request" She turns to the Smashers. "Smashers"
The Smashers turn to her, even Mario and Bowser stopped running. Twilight Okami smiled.
"I have one more torture" Twilight Okami stated.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" The Smashers moped.
"I want you to go to Kamui in Okami, and just wait for some people to come" Twilight Okami said.
The Smashers stare at her. "That's it?" They asked.
Twilight Okami nods. "Yes, that's it"
"YAAAAAAAAA!!!!" The Smashers cheered and left the building.
The Smashers magically reached Kamui and looked around the blizzard.
"That was easy" Samus stated.
"Agree" Yoshi said.
Peach turns and sees some black figures coming. "Hey, look!" Peach pointed.
Everyone turned to the black figures, which reviled them selves as the bosses in their series. The Smashers panicked.
"ZOMG!!!" They screamed.
The bosses turn and smile. "NOW FOR OUR REVENGE!!!!" They screamed and charged.
"HOLLY SHIT AND CRAP!!!!!!!!!!" The Smashers screamed and were chased.
The Audience cracked up at the Smashers and so did everyone else.
"HAHAHAHAA!! YOU'RE A TRUE GENIOUS TWILIGHT OKAMI!!!" Midna stated.
"YAAA!!!" Esme, Kiba, Hazelnut, Onie and Gadget cheered.
"Yes I am, and now let me thank the Judges!" Twilight Okami turned to the Judges. "Anna Kyoyama, Reiji Ozore, Nazo, Princess Daisy, Issun, Reborn, King Mickey, OnyxSarune18, Kiki, Esme, Onie, Kiba, Hazelnut, gamerofloz and Twilight Smash!" Twilight Okami paused, as the Audience cheered really loud.
"Along with the Security Guard," Twilight Okami pauses as the Audience cheers. "Camera man or deer or buck, Chopper!" Audience cheers again.
"And who can I forget the host, Midna!" Twilight Okami stated.
"Aw, thanks Twilight Okami!" Midna replied as the Audience cheered.
"And of course me, for arranging the show!" Twilight Okami said humbly.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Everyone cheered happily.
"Alright, this is the end of…" Twilight Okami pauses.
"SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER!!" Everyone cheered and applauded.
Author's Note: Well there you are, the end of Super Smash Bros Gamer! Alright!! Well, I'll be back in Super Smash Bros Gamer 2… That's right; there'll be a second season! It will be a little bit different. The Smashers bring one friend along like Peach-Rosalina, Wario-Waluigi, so on; the reviews get to suggest a torture, that may be put in the show, and they get to vote the scores and say who'll win!
Super Smash Bros Gamer 2, coming soon, not sure, but we'll find out.
And now to thank my reviewers!
Gamerofloz: For being my first reviewer, and always/reviewing enjoying my chapters, and scaring me a little with more chapters. O_o…
Twilight Smash: For reviewing most chapters too and positive feed back.
Foxpilot: For suggesting what I should improve.
OnyxSarune18 (Formerly OnyxtheDragon17): For letting me use his OC's and being a good friend.
Keeper of the Dragon: Saying nice feed back.
Meitanteikid: For giving me good feed back too.
Laguzgirl: For giving me nice feed back and saying how cool I am! XD!