Author's Note: finally we are back to Robin Hood but not as you know it as I give Tvnut her very much desired Christmas present. Merry Christmas Tvnut.

Mira woke up to a baby crying. Groaning, she turned round and buried herself into her pillow, clinging to her panda bear. "Shut up" she moaned snuggling under her covers.

The baby's cries only got louder.

Frustrated, Mira flung her covers off and marched out of her room. Outside she found her RRA sisters in similar tired states, half-dressed and in pjs while yawning.

"What on earth is going on?" Josie asked.

"I dunno but I was having a yummy dream about Eric when suddenly I was rudely woken up" Annie said tying up her silk dressing gown. "It better not be another invasion or intruder, I might just torture them all by myself"

"Oh please, like I would give you the chance" Maple snorted. "No one disrupts my sleep and get away with it"

"The noise seems to be coming from L.C's room" Zara said worriedly. "You don't think the Sheriff tried to kidnap her again do you?"

Everyone exchanged disbelieved looks. "After the last time?" Zebbie said. "No way in hell is anyone that stupid"

"L.C is probably just torturing some poor sod, let's just go in, ask her to quit it and go back to sleep" Deannie said marching towards L.C's door, the others following in a similar determined way. Throwing the door open, Deannie began to shout, "ALL RIGHT, WHAT....bloody hell....did you kidnap that?"

Everyone looked in with horror as they watched L.C attempt to change a small black baby's nappy.

"I can explain" L.C said, wiping talcum powder on her cheek by mistake.

"You better" Cee growled.

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"Right let me get this straight" Foxy said pushing her hair back out from her face. "That baby, is Brother Tuck"

"Yes"

"You kidnapped him before he found God so Tvnut could have him as a Christmas present"

"Yes"

"Knowing full well that you'll be messing with time?"

L.C smiled mysteriously. "I have a plan"

"I'm not sure I want to know" Foxy mumbled. "But please for the love of God raise that baby somewhere else! We need sleep!"

"I have an idea!" Maple said sitting up suddenly from her sleeping position at the kitchen table, drool sticking to her chin. "I shall force grow him in my growing machine!"

"You have a growing machine?!" Josie yelped.

"Dear God I'm going to need to change the security system again" L.C mumbled.

"Err...sister dear, you have drool, just right there" Lollzie said handing Maple a tissue.

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All the RRA girls were thankful that the growing machine worked. They had a full night of sleep and slept in before breakfast provided by Brother Tuck. It appeared Maple had used some sort of personality transplant machine since he acted like himself without his faith in God.

"Where's Tvnut?" Vicky asked her mouth full of pancake.

"With her parents, I thought it was the best time to do it now" L.C said sipping her orange juice. "Shall we go and get her after this?"

"Yeah, she'll be shocked...or ecstatic"

"Hmm...Or horny, I know I would be if it was Eric" Annie said dreamily.

"Please not at the table" L.C said calmly as she patted a choking Josie on the back.

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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE HIM! THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Tvnut screamed hugging Tuck tightly round the neck in an almost chokehold. "Best Christmas present ever!"

"Yeah....just try not to kill him" L.C said worriedly as Tuck turned an interesting shade of blue.

"Seeing Tuck and Tvnut happy together makes me miss Much" Deannie said sighing. "Let's go back to Nottingham"

"Yeah! Archer here I come!" Voldy cheered.

"And Allan" Mira added.

"Not to mention Guy" Cee said dreamily.

"All right, all right we'll go to Nottingham" L.C said as she and her other sisters began to fiddle with the console, Maple, Mira and Lollzie sat there glaring and sulking since they were still not allowed to drive the TARDIS.

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Nottingham was not the same. The Sherwood Forest was burnt to the ground, gravestones filled the wasteland and many women were found crying.

"L.C....you didn't get the wrong time...again?" Zebbie asked nervously.

"No....i don't think so....look there's Kate!" L.C said pointing to a ragged blonde woman who was crying. "Kate, Kate what happened?"

Kate looked up and eyed them with suspicion. "Who the hell are you?"

"Eh?!"

All the girls were gobsmacked, never before had anyone ever forgot about them....unless....unless time got messed up....again.

"Friends...of Robin Hood" Mira whispered to Kate.

"Friends of a dead man. How very nice" Kate said sarcastically. "Don't pull my leg everyone knows that Robin died that day Guy threw him off the cliff into the stream"

Horrified gasps could be heard, Maple let out a whimper before bursting into tears, Lollzie moved to comfort her other third.

"What...what about Much?" Deannie asked licking her lips nervously.

"The sidekick? Committed suicide I believe" Kate said dismissively. "Then Allan died in a bar fight, Little John went mental and got executed by the Sheriff and hell has been unleashed upon us ever since"

"And Guy of Gisbourne?"

"The greasy bastard? He's over there busy being evil" Kate said pointing to the dark, greasy haired man sitting on the horse laughing manically.

L.C rubbed her eyes. "I've been reading too much manga" she muttered.

"LET ME AT HIM!" Maple roared charging towards Guy,

"MAPLE NO!" Cee tackled her younger RRA sister to the ground and the pair of them began to wrestle one another.

Sighing, the elder sisters knocked both of them out with the hardest hardback books they had with them. Mysty, Lolly, Lollzie, Foxy and Zebbie then dragged Cee and Maple back into the TARDIS.

"What are we going to do?" Annie asked. "What we were fighting for is dead"

"Well...we were fighting for a dead woman in the first place, so nothing really has change" Vicky said trying to lighten the situation.

"We are going to return Tuck back to his rightful place so the world can go back to normal" Mira said forcefully, taking up her rightful role as leader of the group.

"NO!" Tvnut wailed clinging to Tuck.

"I'm sorry Tvnut but it has to be done"

"I'll fight you if I have to" Tvnut said defiantly.

"All right" Deannie said grinning evilly. The others surrounded Tvnut and tackled her to the ground. "Just remember it's eleven against one"

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After the others left to the TARDIS preparing for their journey to return Tuck to his rightful place, L.C turned to Guy and Kate, passing them two large bags of gold.

"You did a fabulous job" she said gratefully. "A bit too clichéd on the evilness but fab none the less. I'll return you back to your time later; first I need to sort out everyone else"

"You better" Guy muttered. "I hate living in Hollywood, nothing makes sense and I almost get knocked over by these inventions called cars"

"It's a bit mean to tease your friend though" Kate said scornfully.

"Yeah, well I'll make it up to her" L.C said grinning. "I cloned Tuck last night, so on Christmas day she should wake up to find a very naked kinky monk under the tree"

Guy and Kate shuddered horrified at the mental image.