A/N: Mello availed for one of his paid-holidays, so guess who's replacing? Matt!

From: Your Kato
Subject: Mello's Beauty Secrets!
Hi chocolate-god!

First the usual chitchat: I love u! I love guys with long blonde hair in general, but if they are nuts and charming like u I can't resist -

Now I have a few questions for u, my love. 1.: Aren't ya pants really hot? I mean warm, are u wearing them even in summer? Or a shorter version? Hot pants? And btw r u wearing any underwear? Ah wait, I'll ask that Matt.

Well, about Matt. U implied some interesting things here. About IF Matt would marry someone it'd be u, he only LOVES u... Sure about you'r feelings toward him? Well, I'm pretty sure he loves u because otherwise I can't understand he is with u and you'r bad temper (I'd stay with u too :D) I want honest answeres for that because I have here a photo u might remember...

Next question: Which chocolate do u prefer? I like those cheap ones from the supermarked, I dunno why but somehow they taste better than those expensive name-products. In Germany we have Milka or Lind, but they taste weird o.O Which kind u like most? I love normal milk chocolate. Nuts suck. Cream and that stuff too.

Can I ask Matt, too? Hi Mattyboy! Luv ya too. Luv u both - together -.- Can u name me things u like on Mello? And don't tell me it's only his body That'd be soooo unromantic! R u ever jealous of Near? He got all Mello's attention. And btw: Does Mello treat u lika dog? Does he sometimes wanna cuddle? How's the sex?

I'm way too curious bout u two . Sry for bothering, have fun, I'm waiting for answeres, baybay

Your Kato

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Dear Your Kato,
Yeah, same here! Can't resist those blondies. ;)

Hmm…I don't know if Mello is feeling hot from his pants, but he sure is looking so. Haha! I think I saw Mello in his boxers once. They were leather, too. And…underwear? I don't think Mello has the word 'underwear' in his vocabulary.

Me? Love only Mello? I'm not too sure about that. My Bulbasaur, which I named Clyde, is rising up my Top 10 list pretty fast. But yeah, I guess if I didn't love Mello, I wouldn't be there. But you see…he has the money to buy my PS3.

Yo; love you, too.

Mm? More things I love on Mello? Why would me liking his body be unromantic? I liked it when Mello wore this really cute headband back in the Whammy House. I would have taken a picture, but I was too young to understand digital cameras. Oh well. Hmm…and I like his hair. Just like you do, too. Hah.

Jealous of Near? Yeah, y'know, sometimes. I mean, even in his dreams, Mello's like, "I'mma PWN j00, Near!" and "Me love you long time, Near!" and it gets frustrating. I…it hurts my feelings sometimes, y'know? I…oh man. I'm getting all emotional.

Sincerely, Matt

A/N: Awww….poor Matt! D:! I can't believe Mello would be so harsh! Tsk tsk! PLEASE CONTINUE SENDING YOUR QUESTIONS TO: snowrabbit399(at)gmail(dot)com. Thank you! If you are really too lazy, you can send your questions thru review, but make them good!