Monkey: I own— wait a minute, I keep saying that I own nothing while I do in fact own all the OCs in here... so I own nothing but the OCs! xD

Ding Dong

The door swung open.

"Hi Johan," Judai greeted.

"Hey." Johan walked in and kissed Judai. "You said you needed my help?"

"Yup. I'm babysitting."

After closing the door, the two walked up the stairs.

"Who are you babysitting?"

"My cousin Toko." Judai replied with a smile.

Toko was short for Tokoroshi.

Johan stopped. "Toko? You're babysitting Toko??"

"Yeah why?"

"Oh great, you're here," a voice said.

Standing at the top of the stairs ahead of them stood a boy who was a bit shorter than Judai. He had dark brown hair and eyes to match. He was ten years old. He was Toko and was currently glaring at Johan.

The bluenette fought the urge to glare back. Toko has never liked Johan, at all. And he made his life hell any and every chance he could. Johan didn't understand why Toko had it out for him.

Judai was totally oblivious to everything and had no idea Toko often plotted Johan's demise.

"Hi Toko," Johan greeted.

Toko looked at Judai and ignored Johan. "Why is he here?"

"I'm always with Johan," Judai admitted then blushed a bit. "And I missed him."

Johan smiled at his brunette. They hadn't seen each other since Friday and it was late Sunday afternoon.

"Judai," he hugged him from behind.

"Ew." Toko made a face and ran away.

Judai frowned. "Did we do something wrong?"

Johan sighed and shook his head. "No Judai, don't worry about it."

He hoped this meeting with Toko wouldn't end in disaster like the last.

---

"Hey Judai, have you seen my cell phone?" Johan asked, walking into the kitchen where Judai was making some ice cream sundaes for the three of them.

"Umm… I don't think so. Where was the last place you put it?" Judai replied.

"That's just it though, it should've been in my pocket this whole time, I haven't taken it out since I got here," Johan said. Could it have been Toko?

Judai was struggling with the bottle of chocolate syrup. "Agh… I'll just use another one." He turned around and began searching for another bottle when Johan picked up the previous bottle. Maybe it wasn't opened ri—

SPLAT!!

"…I fixed it." Johan said. Judai turned around and laughed.

"Oh Johan, you didn't have to squirt it all over your face just to fix it, I have another one."

Johan smiled a bit. "Well, it wasn't exactly my fault."

He knew, he just knew, it was Toko's.

"Go wash up, I'm almost done here," Judai said.

"Alright." Johan walked out of the kitchen and made his way over to the bathroom where he bumped into Toko who started laughing at him.

"Sucker." Toko said.

Johan narrowed his eyes at him. "Toko… you wouldn't happen to know where my cell is, do you?"

Toko gave him a shit eating grin. "I threw it in the pool."

"Oh, ok." Johan nodded. He did a double take. "You did what?!"

He ran off and went outside where the pool was. It's been filled with water ever since the Twinkie adventure. He looked over the edge and saw his phone was at the bottom of the pool.

"Damn it." He shook his head, knowing there was no use now and was better off just leaving it there.

He walked back to the door and tried to open it. He tried to turn the knob but found it locked.

"That little shit!" Johan muttered. He knocked on the door.

Judai opened it. "Johan? What were you doing outside?"

"…Nothing."

---

CRASH!!

SPLASH!!

"Damn it Toko!" Johan yelled.

Toko stuck his tongue out at him and ran out of the room. Johan ran after him.

Unfortunately, he lost the evil boy within the mazes of the hallways upstairs.

Johan rounded a corner, crashed into Judai and sent them both tumbling down a small flight of stairs.

"AH!" they yelled.

At least the stairs weren't made of metal.

Judai blinked when they finally landed. "You know, I thought this was gonna be payback for all the times I've ended up on top of you, but now I gotta say, how the hell did I end up on you if I was on the bottom?" Judai looked down at Johan as he sat up, pretty much straddling Johan's hips.

"I told you that I didn't want you to get hurt." Johan smiled.

"Thanks Johan." Judai thought about the rush Johan had been in before crashing into him. "Wait, what were you doing earlier?"

"…I was chasing Toko." Johan replied, knowing he couldn't lie to Judai.

"Why?"

Johan sighed. It was time for Judai to know the truth. "See the red paint on me?"

"Yeah."

"Toko did it. He's evil!"

"No he's not."

"Judai, Toko hates me."

"He doesn't hate you."

"YES I DO!!" Toko yelled from somewhere in the mansion.

"Told you," Johan shot.

Judai got off of him and helped him up. "So all this time…?"

Johan nodded. Anytime something happened to Johan because of Toko, Johan would either not tell Judai or get rid of all the evidence before Judai found out.

"But you don't prank him back," Judai pointed out. Never once has he seen Johan prank Toko or Toko say anything about Johan pranking him.

Johan raked a hand through his red-blue hair and regretted it when he saw the red paint on his hand. "Of course not Judai. He's your family. I'm fully aware that some of my pranks can be dangerous and I don't want to hurt him." He grinned. "Besides, since we got married, he's part of my family too."

"Johan…" Judai smiled. He was so sweet.

SPLAT!! (x5!)

Johan bit his lip to keep himself from swearing.

"Yikes," Judai said, seeing the egg yolks run down Johan's hair and onto his clothes.

The red-blue haired boy now covered in eggs took in deep breaths to calm himself down. Sure he always pranked teachers and students, but getting pranked himself wasn't as fun.

Judai giggled. Johan frowned, thinking he was laughing at him.

"You're so cute." Judai said before kissing Johan.

He blinked when Judai pulled back shortly after. "Cute? Even while covered in red paint and eggs?"

Judai laughed and nodded. "Yeah."

Just as he was about to give Johan another kiss, Toko appeared at the top of the stairs. He made a face again.

"Ew. Get a room."

Johan glared and took a step forward. Toko dropped the face and ran away again.

"Johan?"

"I'll be in the shower." He gave him a quick kiss and walked back up the stairs and went into his and Judai's room, where he had some spare clothes.

Judai watched him leave. He looked over in the direction Toko had gone and shook his head.

He walked down another flight of stairs and headed to the game room where his cell was at. Before doing anything, he needed to make some calls.

---

"Damn." Johan shook his head. He was out of the shower and was wearing everything but a shirt. "The one thing I forget to take in there is the one thing he takes."

Toko had removed every single one of his shirts. He only left Judai's but those were too small for Johan. Back when they had decided to switch places, they bought clothes the other usually wore so they wouldn't be too big or too small.

There was a knock at the door.

Johan walked to it. "Toko, I swear if that's you—oh, Judai."

Judai stared at him. He smirked. "Forget something?"

"Yeah, a coffin to lock Toko in."

"Well, I know how we can fix that," Judai said.

Johan stared. "…I was just kidding."

Judai laughed. "Not that, I meant it's time you fought back."

"Judai, I told you I don't want to hurt him. Plus, I don't wanna get in trouble."

"And you won't." Judai grinned. "I got permission to kick his ass."

Johan nodded. "Ok, I'm listening."

"Alright, but first let's get you a shirt."

They went into Judai's parents' room and Judai searched through Sessue's shirts and found one that looked like it could fit Johan. He gave it to him and he put it on. Once on, he looked down and read the bold white font on the black shirt.

"'Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. But for a while, I was a suspect.'" Johan laughed a bit. "What is it with you guys and the crazy sayings on shirts?"

Judai grinned. "They're funny and they make people laugh."

"True. Anyway, you were saying?"

"Right. Well I was thinking…"

---

Toko slowly walked down the stairs. He hadn't seen or heard his cousin or the bluenette for almost an hour now and he wanted to know what they were doing. Something told him that whatever it was they were doing, it wasn't good for him.

"Hi Toko!" Judai exclaimed, popping out of no where in front of the young brunette.

"Ah!"

Judai blinked. "Something wrong?"

Toko took in a few deep breaths and shook his head.

"You know, it's said that when people get scared like that, it's because they've done something wrong. Have you done something wrong?"

Toko stared at him for a bit. "…No."

Judai shrugged. "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

He turned around and went back into the kitchen.

Toko raised a brow. What was Judai planning?

He kept on walking until he reached the game room. Carefully, he pushed open the door from a safe distance.

SPLAT!!

"Ha!" Toko said. He shook his head at the bucket full of pudding on the ground. Did they really think he was going to fall for that?

He stepped in and didn't notice it, but when he pushed the door open a little more, it pulled on a rope that released another bucket.

"AH!" Toko screamed. "What is this?!"

Johan walked into the room, stepping over the bucket of pudding from before. "That is your first taste of revenge." Giving him a smirk, he left the room.

Toko frowned as he watched the bluenette leave. He was pranking him back?? But he never fought back!

It was then Toko knew, he was in deep shit now.

---

"I think this is a bad idea," Johan said honestly.

Judai shook his head. "Johan. Come on."

"Well, I get dumping stuff on him and scaring him earlier like that, but giving him some exploding pancakes?"

Judai was the only one who knew that Johan knew how to make exploding pancakes. He didn't know why or how he knew how to do that, but they were fun to make and watch them blow up.

"We're not actually gonna give them to him." Judai reasoned.

Johan stared at him.

"Ok we are but, you're gonna be there to 'save' him."

"Save him? From the pancakes? Wouldn't that make me a hypocrite if I give him the pancakes then save him from them?"

"Yes. That's why you're not going to give them to him. I am."

"But Judai," Johan began.

"No. You're always there to save me from Rokuro and anyone and anything else that messes with me so I think it's time I'm able to return the favor."

Johan smiled. "I don't do that so you can owe me, I do it because I want to."

"I know. But still. Let me do this, this is a matter of pride!"

Johan blinked. "Pride? Really?"

"No, but now that we're married, if he messes with you, he messes with me. And I don't care if I get in trouble, that little pipsqueak deserves it!" Judai said.

Johan laughed at the scheming brunette. "Hm… this is a side of you I like."

Judai blushed. "Not now Johan."

"Ok. I'll just wait for later then."

Judai shook his head and went to call up Toko.

The pancakes were already done so now all they had to do was put their plan into action.

Toko sat down at the dinner table and looked at Johan. He had taken a quick bath to get rid of the stuff on him and changed his clothes. He eyed the bluenette warily.

Johan grinned at him and Toko looked at him in fear. Johan dropped the grin and he began to feel a little sorry for Toko. Sure, the prank he gave him was simple and it wasn't dangerous, but apparently Toko thought he was going to kick his ass, if the look on his face gave away anything.

Judai came out of the kitchen with a plate of exploding pancakes. He seriously had to ask his bluenette how he made those. He thought of all the chaos they could start if they brought those to school to prank the teachers.

Toko stared at the plate in front of him. "Pancakes for dinner?"

Judai nodded. "Why? Is there a problem with that?"

"N-no…" Toko picked up a fork.

Judai took a few steps back and waited for Toko to eat the pancakes.

"No!"

EXPLODE!

Toko stared with wide eyes the remains of the exploding pancakes. Johan had pushed him out of the way at the last second while Judai jumped out of the way.

Judai grinned. "That was awesome!"

Johan looked down at Toko who was now sitting on his lap. Toko burst out crying.

"Uh, Judai, can I get a little help here?" Johan asked.

Judai went towards them and tried to pull Toko away from Johan but the ten year old clung to Johan's shirt.

"Ok Toko, let go of my boyfriend." Judai said, pulling his arm a bit.

Johan stopped him. "Hey Toko, how come you don't like me? What did I ever do to make you hate me so much?"

Toko looked up at him. "Judai used to be so nice to me… and and he would always pay a-attention to me… but but then you came along and Judai forgot about me!"

It happened when Judai was ten and Toko was five. His reasoning was a little childish.

Johan blinked. "Attention? That's all you wanted? Well, you could've said something earlier, I mean, you didn't have to go this far to get Judai's attention."

"But but it was impossible with you around!" Toko looked away.

Johan smiled. "You know, for a ten year old demon, you're actually kinda cute."

Judai stared at the bluenette. "What?"

Johan looked up. "What?"

Toko looked between them back and forth. "Cute? After all the things I've done…?" His crying calmed down.

Johan nodded. "Well yeah, I mean, you're the way you are because your parents are just as insane as ours are. And while you did piss me off, now I know why and I'm ok with it." He smiled. "I promise to back off for a while so you can spend more time with your cousin."

Toko looked surprised. "Really? You would do that?"

"Yeah, you would really do that??" Judai asked, surprised as well.

Johan nodded again. "Yeah, why?"

Toko wiped away his tears and grinned. "I like you more now! You're nicer than Judai and you didn't give me exploding pancakes."

Judai's jaw dropped. "What?! But, but!"

Toko hugged Johan and looked at Judai. "Sleep with one eye open…"

Johan blinked a couple times and laughed. Apparently the ten year old now had a small crush on him.

Judai glared at Toko who was in the arms of his boyfriend gone husband.

"I'll show you who has to sleep with one eye open!" Judai warned.

Johan grinned. "Judai, are you jealous?"

Judai blushed and looked away. "Of Toko? No way!"

Toko stuck his tongue out at his cousin.

Judai clenched a fist. "Why you!"

Johan stood up with Toko clinging to him and hugged Judai as well. "Now you see that? We're all one big happy family…"

Toko and Judai glared at each other without the bluenette noticing. Looks like Judai now had a love rival. And he was ten! The nerve of him!

Johan simply shook his head. Well, this encounter with Toko didn't end in disaster like the last one did, but this one was way more interesting.

"So Judai, you up for a threesome?" Johan asked, a small smirk on his face.

Judai turned his glare to Johan. "You're sleeping on the couch tonight."

"What?" Johan let go of the two. "Judai, come on! You know I was just kidding!"

Judai walked away and went into his room. Johan followed but got locked out before he could go in.

"Judai!"

"Hey Johan, you can sleep with me if you want," Toko offered.

Before Johan had a chance to reply, the door in front of him opened and Judai pulled him inside. No way was he letting that evil little twerp be with his Johan!

Johan grinned. "I told you Toko was evil."

Monkey: Hmmm... never noticed that I do in fact own the OCs... Anyway, I know, this chapter TOTALLY sucks! Well, I was rushed with this chapter just cuz I already have the next chapter done (why didn't I put that chapter up instead so I would have more time for this one? I don't know... I just realized that too...Damn it.) Anyway, this idea was from Azelf1717, I know the cousin was supposed to be 13, but I made him younger... hope I didn't screw up the idea too badly!

Cookee: You tend to screw up anyway.

Monkey: You're so mean! TT_TT And you know I've been a little out of lately!

Cookee: A little? Lately? Right. Well we'll see you guys later!