Phantom64: Ug. I'm sorry I haven't updated in awhile. First I had computor problems, then I was grounded. Well here it is. This is the last chapter with the dimensional arc. Enjoy.
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Chapter 25: Opposites Attack
Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie, and Silent Bob appeared in what seemed to be a dark allyway. It was cold, grimy, and depressing. They could hear sirens, gunshots, and screams coming from everywhere. The sky was filled with darkness. "W-what is this place?" Kairi whispered.
"I don't know." Sora answered. "I'm getting a bad vibe from this place." Riku warned. "We'd best be on our guard." Silent Bob nodded in agreement.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" someone from behind them asked evilly. They all turned around to see several men dressed in shabby clothing, some weilding switchblades, others, swords, and a couple with handguns.
"Looks like a bunch of kids and a fat guy on out turf." Snickered on of the goons. They began to close in on Sora and the others. "Can we teach them what happens to tresspassers boss?"
"Hold it a moment there." their boss said, walking out of the shadows, shocking the young heroes. "I'm in s generous mood today."
"Cid?!?" Sora and the others (Minus Silent Bob) asked shocked, Silent Bob, not knowing who this man was, made a face of shock anyway.
"Well, looks like my reputation proceeds me." Cid snickered. This man looked exactly like Cid but this man was garbed in black clothing, and had a spear in his hand. "those girls looked around 18 am I right?"
"what's it to you?" Riku asked.
"Well, me and the boys would happily let you all go unhurt if we could, how you say, have some fun with them." Cid answered smugly, his gang snickering and hooting.
"Dream on buddy!" Kairi growled.
"Fine have it your way." Cid sneered, taking a fighting stance. "I gave you punks a chance, remember that." Cid and the others began to make their way to them. Sora, Kairi,and Riku summoned their keyblades, Yuffie pulled out her shuriken, and Silent Bob just hid behind the heroic teens. Cid and the goons stopped and looked at them with shock and utter horror. "AH! Commander! W-w-w-we don't know it was you!!!! Please don't kill us!" he screamed as he and his gang ran away in the other direction, screaming all the way. The heroes put their weapons away and walk out of the ally confused.
"Well, that was odd." Sora stated.
"Yeah, why'd 'Cid' call you a commander?" Kairi asked. "And what was he doing with those punks?"
"I don't know but I know that Cid would never act like that and... Oh MY God!" Yuffie gasped, pointing at the city. It was a dark city with tall buildings and neon lights. That wasn't what shocked them. In the distance of the dismal city was Disney Castle, but it was not the elegant wite and blue color but a depressing black and crimson.
"Disney Castle?!?" Sora exclaimed. "What the hell happened to it?!?"
"I get it now!" Riku explained. "Don't you get it? Cid leading a gang, A depressed crime ridden city, and a gothic Disney Castle? We're in some sort of Negative dimension. The King once told me that our worlds are made up of two sides, a light side which we live in, and a dark side. This must be Disney Castle's dark side." Riku looked around at the dismal city and then continued. "That cid we saw back there must be negative Cid. So that means we have negative forms of us here as well."
"Okay. Thanks for the lesson Professor Riku." Yuffie joked. "I say we find those two punks 65 and that Moonchick fast and get out of here. I for one don't really want to see my negative form.
"Agreed." Sora said.
"Okay lets get moving then. Riku said and they moved quietly through the crime ridden city, but unkown to them, they were being watched by a floating security camera.
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"Beings from the positive dimension... Interesting." the Dark Lord stated, sitting in his
command chair.
"Shall I send our troops to capture them?" Commander Sora asked his master.
"No. I want you and the other Commanders to fight them. This ought to be very interesting." The dark Lord chuckled evilly.
"At once my Lord!" commander Sora said saluting and left the room.
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Phantom65 and Moonshine walked down the streets of the negative city. Moonshine looking alert for enemies, while 65 was alert for something else. "No," he stated looking at buildings. "No, No, nu-uh, nadda, no, no, no, BINGO!" he declared pointing at a strip club which had a neon woman on the roof posing seductively. "Now here's what I love about sleazy, crime ridden cities!" He began to make his way to into the strip club, only to be stopped by Moonshine.
"Sir, shouldn't we be focusing on the mission?" the brunette asked annoyed. "In case you haven't noticed, we're the only ones left! PF, Vin, and Gizmo were sent back to our dimension! And if we don't find something to impress that Human Heartless bimbo Darima and her boytoy Aros, the're gonna have all our hearts for dinner."
"How many times have I told you to chill Moony." Phantom65 said to the girl in a carefree tone. "When faced with stressful situations, it is best to find something pleasurable to do to calm the nerves. That for me is ladies stripping on a pole for money." 65 pulled out a few five dollar bills from his pocket and handed them to Moonshine. "Now while im in here why don't you go have some fun over there on me." He said to his second-in-command, pointing across the street from the strip club. It was a building that read: 'Ladies club' and had a poster of a men in speedos posing. Moonshine gave a huff and shoved the fives back at her leader.
"Despite what you may beleive sir, But not everyone is as sleazy, shallow, perverted,...super perverted ah whatever!.. as you! You should really act a bit more mature during missions." She remarked.
"Yeah, a speech about being mature coming from the fangirl of my group." 65 said rolling his eyes.
"What? What are you talking about?!?" Moonshine demanded.
"Cut the business first crap Moony. We all know you're a fangirl for that Vexen dude, Who I may point out is dead." 65 stated.
"HE'S NOT DEAD! I KNOW HE'LL BE RESURRECTED IN THE THIRD KINGDOM HEARTS GAME!!!! MY VEXIE SHALL LIVE!!!!" She screamed with sparkles in her eyes, visioning her dream nobody.
"Yep. Fangirl to the max." Phantom65 snickered.
"Well, uh,...that's still not enough proof!" Moonshine said with a huff and crossed her arms.
"Okay, How about the fact that you sleep with a Vexen plushie?" 65 asked.
"How do you know about my Vexie?!? she demanded, hugging a plush doll of the Chilly Academic that she had suddenly pulled out of nowhere.
"Oh also the fact that you draw pictures of the guy in thongs, proclaim your love on the internet, and when we were at the black market I saw you buying that Vexen blow up doll-"
"Okay!" Moonshine screamed. "I'm a Vexen fangirl! what of it?!?"
"That's all I needed to hear Moony." he said walking into the strip club. "You just wait out here while I 'investigate' this building." He snickered and entered the club.
Moonshine sighed and leaned against the wall near the strip club's door with her arms crossed. "3,..2...1." She muttered. Suddenly there were several women screaming, slapping noises and Phantom65 flew out of the door and landed on his back, his face covered with hand marks.
"Okay. Let's get back to the mission and all that." 65 muttered rubbing his cheeks.
"Excuse me." someone from behind them greeted. "I see you two are from our dimension as
well." Moonshine and 65 looked to see a boy and a girl in black cloaks.
"Ah, Nobodies." 65 said getting up. "So you two say you're from our dimension?"
"Yes." the boy replied. "You see, You two have people following you that we need to meet. We're offering to get them off your back, if you would be so kind to help us."
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Sora and the others were walking down the streets of the negative city. This city had everything Disney Castle's didn't. Namely hookers, pimps, gun shots and a feeling of utter hoplessness. "Okay, If I were a super perverted bastard who thinks with his dick, where would I go?" Riku asked himself.
"A strip club?" Kairi asked.
"A Brothel?" Sora added.
"Maybe. But I bet there's about fifty of those in this nightmare of a city." Yuffie muttered.
"You! You say you're looking for someone?" someone called from an allyway. Silent Bob pointed to a man wearing a brown tattered cloak with a hood and a piece of cloth covering his mouth.
"Yeah what of it?" Riku asked defensively not taking any chances in this hellish dimension.
"You see, I am a man who remembers a face. Everyone of them...for a price." The hooded
person said, rubing his thumb and other fingers together in one hand.
"How much do you want for two people?" Sora questioned.
"10,0000,0000 munny chumps." the hooded person said greedly. Suddenly he felt someone menatlly whack him upside the head. "Ow! I mean, 100 munny per person." he said cheerfully. "Why such a low price." Riku questioned suspicously. "In a city like this, you'd probably need a lot of munny to survive."
"I'm just an honest man wanting to help you children and your stoner friend here." the figure said cheerfully. Riku wasn't buying it one bit.
"That's good enough for me! here's 200 munny." Sora said cheerfully handing the hooded figure 200 munny, his other hand scratching the back of his head. Riku smacked his forehead. Sometimes Sora's gullibility made him want to vomit.
"Very good! Very good! Now then, who are you looking for?" the figure said putting the munny in his pouch.
"Well, the first one is a guy. He's a teen, about 15, blonde hair, red eyes, black leather jacket, and is perverted." Sora explained.
"That's super perverted you retard." the figure grumbled.
"You say something?" Yuffie asked the figure.
"uh No no! I have seen him! And he is with a girl?" the figure questioned.
"Yes! that's the other person we're looking for!" Sora exclaimed.
"Yes. I saw them heading for the warehouse at the end of the docks." the figure explained.
"Gee! Thanks buddy!" Sora said. "Come on guys, lets get to the warehouse pronto!" He, the ever faithful Kairi, Yuffie, a sceptical Riku, and the ever silent Silent Bob headed for the river where the docks were. "See ya Mister!" Sora waved.
"So long" The man waved as Sora and the others turned the corner. "Suckers." he snickered as he pulled the brown cloak off to reveal the SUPER perverted Phantom65. Moonshine walked up to him from the darkness of the allyway. "Geeze did you really have to hit me back there?" 65 whined.
"We were supposed to just get them to go to the warehouse, not con them out of their munny." Moonshine intoned.
"So I wanted to make a profit, big deal. Come on. Those Nobodies will take care of them so let's get kicked out of another strip club!" 65 declared gleefully, only for Moonshine to grab the back of his jacket.
"No, we're going to that castle and find something to take back with us AS PLANNED." Moonshine intoned, dragging 65 toward the gothic castle.
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"Well, here it is." Kairi said to the group. The docks was as bleak and depressing as the city was. The river was black and filled with God knows what. The warehouse that Phantom65 and Moonshine were supposed to be in was in fair condition.
"I still think that man was lying." Riku grumbled.
"You gotta learn to be a bit more trustworthy." Sora said to his silver haired friend. "I mean if this is a negative dimension where people who are good are bad, that means people who were bad are good here right?"
"I guess so." Riku said.
"Well then lets get in there, kick their asses and go home!" Yuffie cheered. The teens and Silent Bob entered the abandoned warehouse. It was filled with crates.
"Come on out Phantom65!" Sora yelled. "You guy's are trapped."
"No." Said a voice. "It is you who are trapped you clueless idiot." Suddenly two figures in Organization cloaks appeared.
"It's Organozation VII!" Kairi exclaimed.
"Actually we're not Organization VII anymore." Said the girl figure. "Ralix says we're getting new members so we've become the Neo-Organization XIII." The cheery voice was reconizable to Sora and sent chills down his spine.
"Please don't tell me that's who I think it is." Sora moaned.
"It's me!" Xilly giggled, pulling off her hood to show her violet hair and beautiful face.
"Xilly!" Kairi growled, not too happy to see the female Nobody.
"Sora!" Xilly cried, leaping toward the brunette and embracing him in a bone crushing hug."Sora my love! It has been far too long since we've seen eachother! How have you been? Have you been thinking about me?" She asked, still hugging the teenage hero. "Oh screw questions! Just kiss me!" She puckered up and attempted to kiss his lips.
"Get off of me!" Sora croaked, twisting his head just enough for Zilly to miss his lips but still place a violet lipstick mark on his cheek. This was enough to get Kairi's anger to bubble.
"GET OFF OF MY BOYFRIEND YOU SLUT!" Kairi screamed pulling the Nobody girl off of Sora and tossing her back toward the other Nobody.
"You little bitch!" Xilly growled. "Where do you go off saying that he's YOU'RE boyfriend?!?"
"Because he is!" Kairi remarked.
"It's true." Sora stated, wiping the lipstick mark off of his cheek.
"Awwwww!" Xilly whined. "Oh well, looks like I'm gonna have to make you mine another way."
"Don't count on it." Sora said to the love struck Nobody.
"Come on Sora! I know A LOT more things than she does, if you catch my drift." She giggled winking.
"Xilly. GET OVER HERE NOW!" the other figure gorwled.
"Whatever Roxas." She said strutting over to him.
"RoxaS?!?" Sora, Kairi, and Riku exclaimed. Silent Bob had no idea who these two teenagers were but he used his 'When in Rome' policy and had a face of shock.
"So this is Roxas." Yuffie said eyeing the young Nobody.
"Yeah it's me." Roxas said coldly. "Took you long enough to notice I was gone!"
"Well, I didn't hear or see you for about 3 weeks. I though you and Namine were somewhere else doing I don't know, naughty stuff or something." Sora explained dumbly.
"I was ripped from your freaking body by the Organization!" Roxas yelled blushing. "Namine was taken from me and kairi by that bastard Alistar."
"What? If Alistar took Namine why didn't she try to escape?" Riku asked.
"We don't know. Alistar has some sort of hold on Namine that makes her follow his orders. While you were off playing hero, The Organzation has been busy trying to find Maleficent's headquarters." Roxas explained. "This Neo-Organzation is different from the origional. All we want is to be complete, but with a safer way to do it. But Ralix gave me this chance to have some payback for your cluelessness."
"Who's this Ralix guy you keep talking about?" Yuffie asked.
"He's the new superior." Xilly explained.
"Enough talk." Roxas growled summoning his keyblades Oblivion and Oathkeeper to his hands. Sora summoned his Kingdom Key and charged the enraged Nobody. Roxas slashed diagnally several times, Sora bloacking them with his Keyblade. Sora rolled to Roxas's side and slammed his keyblade into Roxas's side. Roxas grunted in pain but did not fall down. Roxas slammed Oblivion at the spot Sora was, but the brunette rolled out of the way and oblivion was stuck in the concrete floor. Roxas struggled to pull it out, but Sora punched the nobody in the face as he pulled the black keyblade out.
"Shouldn't we help him?" Yuffie asked.
"Nah. This is one of those fights Sora needs to do on his own." Riku explained.
"That's it." Roxas growled. "No more holding back!" Roxas began to spin Oblivion and Oathkeeper in both hands and charged Sora.
"I don't think so buddy!" Xilly said pushing the blond Nobody aside. Roxas tiltered, his balance lost and fell back first into a large open crate, dropping his keyblades.
"Xilly! When I get out of here you're dead!" Roxas yelled as he struggled to get out of the crate.
"Why did you just do that to your own ally?" Yuffie questioned.
"He was about to hurt my Sora!" Xilly said innocently."Now you owe me Sora! drop your pants."
"What?!?" Sora and Kairi explained blushing.
"Come on, I saved you so I want something in return." She winked.
"Dream on bimbo!" Kairi growled.
"Okay. I'll save that favor for another time sweety." Xilly said sweetly. "But I'll be back to collect on that favor soon." Roxas had finally freed himself from the crate and summoned his keyblades.
"Sora! This isn't over!" He roared. Xilly picked up a vase and threw it at Roxas's head. Roxas went out like a light and fell to the floor, with chibi Namines dancing around his head.
"That's two you owe me big boy." Xilly giggled, picking up the Key of Destiny. "See ya Sora. Till we meet again my love." She blew kisses at Sora and disappeared using a dimensional sphere she had in her hand that had the Nobody emblem on it.
"Well, that was weird." Yuffie stated.
"So Roxas and Namine are alive?" Riku questioned. "And Alistar has control of Namine? This is bad." Suddenly sirens began to blare, and several men and women entered the warehouse.
"No way!" Sora exclaimed. The people who entered were the negative froms of Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie, Cloud, and Leon. They looked identical to their positive forms, except for their clothing.
"Heh, this is my opposite? Please!" Nega Sora retorted. He wore a imperal gray version of Sora's black outfit and his keyblade was a dark color.
"Hmm. He's kind of cute. Too bad he's a little goody goody." Nega Kairi smirked seductivly. She was wearing a skintight grey tube top that ended at her breasts and a grey miniskirt.her keyblade was the same color as Nega Sora's.
Let's just kill them already! The Great Samurai Yuffie want's to kill something!" NegaYuffie whined. She had on a grey version of Yuffie's outfit and weilded a katana instead of a shuriken.
"Shut up Yuffie. We need to take them in alive." Nega Leon growled.
"We'll give you a chance to surrender. But I really hope you don't." Nega Sora chuckled evilly.
"Come on then!" Yuffie said pulling out her Shuriken. The Nega's began to charge as several creatures appeared in clouds of white. Sora was shocked to see they were Shadow Heartless, but these creatures' skin were a white color instead of jet black. And they had cheerful smiles on their faces.
"It's the Heartfull!!!" Nega Kairi screamed.
"Heartfull?!?" Riku and Sora exclaimed.
"Don't let them hug you!" Nega Sora screamed as he sliced one in half with his keyblade.
"We love you!" the Heartfull cried cheerfully and charged at the evil opposites. They all began to fight off the cheery creatures. "Give us a hug!"
"No! Stay away!" Nega Cloud screamed as he sliced his buster blade in every direction. The Heartfull began to pile on him. "NO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nega Cloud was covered in a pile of Heartfull. They all jumped off as Nega Cloud jumped to his feet with a smile on his face and an aura of cheerfulness. "Hello Friends!" he greeted the negas happily.
"OH DEAR GOD!!!!" Nega Yuffie screamed.
"S(bleep!)" Nega Riku cursed. "He's been turn good!"
"Let's have a group hug!" Nega Cloud cheered with his arms wide opened.
"Oh for Christ's sake will somebody put him out of his misery?!?" Nega Sora roared, ready to behead the infected Nega. "Wait a minute! The Positives!" he looked back to see that Sora and the others had escaped during the commotion. "Damn it!"
Sora and the others ran from the docks and back into the streets. Sirens were going off and there were floating transport vehicles flying about everywhere in the sky. There were soldiers dressed in black armor weilding rifles chasing them. "Into that allyway!" Sora yelled pointing at one of the mainy seedy allys in the city. they ducked into it and came to the other end of it.
"Well,... now... what?" Riku gasped as he stopped to breathe.
"I don't know." Sora replied. "We need to find Phantom65 but we're being chased by our own negatives."
"Well we need to do something!" Yuffie said. Silent Bob, still catching his breath, leaned on the brick wall of the ally. He felt one of the loose bricks press into the wall. A trap door opened up, causing all of them to fall into it screaming. When they were gone the trap door closed up. They fell for a second and landed into what looked like a roller coaster cart. Suddenly seatbelts came out and wrapped tightly around the clustered teens.
"What the f-" Before Riku could finish, the cart sped down tracks going downward. They all screamed as the tracks went into loops, curves, hills, and other shapes until if finally stopped at the bottom, throwing them out of the cart and onto the ground.
"I think Im gonna be sick." Yuffie moaned. They got up to see they were in some sort of cavern. the cavern's walls were covered in monitors, some showing parts of the twisted city, others just showing stadic. The ceiling had a few lights for them to see. The cavern had a few work tables, spare parts, and there was a command chair with a computor with several monitors on it.
"where are we?" Kairi asked. suddenly a figure jumped from the shadows.
"Who dares enter MY lair?!?" The Mysterious teenager demanded in a dramatic yet cheesy European accent. The figure was wearing a sleek silver mask that had two curved eye holes. He was wearing a black spandex jumpsuit with chest armor that had a green orb in the center of it, white boots and gloves, and a black cape and a hood that was over his head, giving him a shadowy demeaner. Riku felt something familiar about this spandex cladded teen. He used the powers of darkness to look behind his mask to see a teen with messy blonde hair and bright blues eyes.
"Phantom64?" Riku asked, shocking him and the others.
"Who is this Phantom64 you speak of?" the teen demanded. "There is noone by that name here! There is only me! The master of all evil! The king of Crime! The Greatest villain of all time! It is I!...PHANTOM46!!!!!!" He declared, his fists in the air, screaming it to theheavens while thunder boomed and lightning flashed from nowhere. Everyone fell over anime style.
"wow. I didn't see THAT coming." Yuffie declared sarcastically.
"Really? I was hoping for shock in your eyes. Maybe I used too much thunder." Phantom46 said. "Hey Kronk! Next time, less thunder, more lighting."
"You got it master." Kronk said walking up. To Sora and the other's shock, Kronk's body from the neck down was completly robotic, still as well toned as his fleshy positive. His head was still flesh except for his left eye that was a red camera lense. It turned out that the thunder had come from his audio recoder attached to his chest and the lightning came from his lense.
"Good! Now onto you intruders!" He said looking at the group. "You are very unlucky to stumble upon my lair. Now you shall feel the wrath of the master of all evil!"
"Say, If you're the master of all evil, why are you living in this underground dump and not at the castle?" Sora asked.
Phantom46 was silent for a moment with his index finger in the air. "Uh...I'm working on that. Anyways! KAT! Get in here!" There was a sudden rumble as a door whooshed open, showing the powerful dynamo known as Kat. Sora began to feel sweat go down his neck. The Kat back in their dimension was as strong as Tifa and could break every bone in his body with ease. This was going to be trouble. The lights went on and showed the Nega Kat.
"Hiya!" she greeted cheerfully, a aura of sunshine around her. She had a cheerful face with her red hair in pigtails. She was wearing a red little girl dress that was so short that you could practically see her red panties that had a small white ribbon on them. The guys did their best to hold their nosebleeds back. "Oh goody! Guest! We haven't had guests in awhile!" She grabbed a silver tray that was adorned with several tasty cookies. "Who wants some of my homemade cookies?"
"Oh! Me! Me! ME!" Cyber Kronk squealed jumping up and down like a child. "I want a cookie!" Nega Kat tosses one to Kronk and he scarfed it down. "MMMMMMMMMMM!!!! Tasty!"
"Here! Have some!" She said extending the tray to them.
"Kat. That's not what I called you here for." Phantom46 said to the girl. "I called you here for your other talent."
"Oh! Okay." She said and pulled out a leather whip and a pair of handcuffs.
"No Not that talent!" 46 yelled making her put the whip and handcuffs away. "I told you to keep that inside the bedroom remember?" He mumbled. Sora looked at his friends with confusion. " I mean your incredible strength!"
"Oh Silly! You know I can't use that unless I'm angry." She said.
"Crap! And I don't want to get you angry in my lab. You'll destroy it!" 46 said.
"Uh if you don't mind we'll just show ourselves out." Riku said as they made their way towared the door that had an exit sign on it.
"NO ONE LEAVES PHANTOM46'S LAIR AND LIVES TO TELL ABOUT IT!" he screamed. "...Oh, except Kat, Kronk, family, and anyone else I like, like that nice icecream man how sells sea salt ice cream, oh there's also my uncle Rex..."
"Listen we don't have time for this so-" Before Kairi could finish there was an explosion at the other end of the lab. Out of the hole came Nega Leon and Nega Yuffie.
"There they are!" Nega Yuffie yelled. Sora and the others quickly made their escape. "After them!"
"So you have come for me eh?" Phantom46 declared taking a fighting stance. "finally We shall se who is the better villain! I SHALL NOW BECOME THE GREATEST VILLAIN EV-"
"Out of the way you Phantom joke!" Nega Leon Yelled pushing him aside and ran after the positives.
"Yeah! Us REAL villains have work to do!" Nega Yuffie sneered.
"H-hey! Im a villain!" Phantom46 whined.
"Please!" Nega Yuffie sneered. "On the villainous scale you rank between Nega Vivi and that annoying paper boy who keeps throwing people's newspapers on their roofs!" They then left to follow Sora and the others.
"DAMN YOU! I AM EVIL! I DEFINE EVIL! I AM I am...Oh who am I kidding?" 46 sighed sadly and sat down on the foot of the stairs leading to the exit. "I'm not a villain. I'm a joke! All I've ever done has been building this dump of a lair, make prank calls, and spray graffite all over town. I Don't have what it takes to be a real villain."
"Oh Don't Say that!" Nega Kat said sitting down next to him and wrapped her arms around him. "I know you're a great villain. You just need to up your ante." Phantom46 looked up with determination.
"You're right! It's time for me to make my mark in this world!" He declared standing up. "Get me my tool kit so I can build my greatest creation!"
"Then we can have kinky sex!" Nega Kat squealed.
"Ha! You won't find that in the real Kingdom Hearts 3!" 46 declared.
"Error! Error!" Cyber Kronk yelled. "You have broken the fourth wall by saying the words Kingdom Hearts 3! This action does not compute with my programming! ERROR! I HAVE BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ER-" Cyber Kronk's head suddenly exploaded.
"Not again!" Phantom46 moaned as he pulled out a box labled 'Kronk heads' and pulled one out. "Let's get him fixed up THEN build my greatest creation."
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Sora and the others had hidden in an allyay a few yards away from the castle. "Okay! I've had it up to here with negative warriors, fangirl nobodies, and Phantom46s!" Sora yelled. "I say we go kick the butt of whoesever's in charge of this hellhole and find Phantom65!
"Sounds good to me!" Yuffie declared, always ready for a fight.
"Let's just be careful." Kairi said to the group.
"Agreed." Riku said. Silent Bob nodded in agreement. They crouched and made their way to the front gates which were surprisingly open and unguarded. "I don't like this." Riku whispered.
"Relax, what's the worse they could have?" Sora said to them. Sora went pale as they charged into the courtyard to find a hundred armed Nega troopers along with Nega Sora, Nega Leon, Nega Kairi, Nega Riku, and Nega Yuffie.
"You and your big mouth." Yuffie moaned.
"We have you now." Nega Sora said smugly.
" Indeed we do." Said a bone chilling voice. All of the Negas turned around and saluted the figure who came out of the darkness He was clad in black robes with a black cape, and had a helmet that was shaped to his head which made him look almost like...
"Goofy?!?" Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Yuffie exclaimed.
"Indeed." Goofy said with his piercing red eyes.
"All hail Darth Goofy!" The Negas proclaimed.
"Darth Goofy?!? Okay! Now this is getting just plain rediculous!" Riku yelled, his patience with this dimesnion waning.
"Yes! After all these years, people from the positive dimension are here!" Darth Goofy proclaimed. "As it was proclaimed by Ansem the Not So Wise, beings from the dreaded realm of light would come and show us the way to their dimesnion and we shall corrupt their universe with darkness as well!" The other negas gave out cheers of victory.
"Like hell we're gonna let you do that!" Sora yelled.
"Fool. Once we find out how you got here we'll invade your dimension, using our new super wepon." Nega Sora sneered.
What super weapon?" Yuffie demanded.
"We're not telling you!" Nega Yuffie said blowing raspberries.
"Although we haven't started contruction on it, once it's finished your dimesnion shall fall to the might of darkness!" Darth Goofy declared.
"Not while we have something to say about it!" Said a beautiful woman who teleported by Sora. This woman had light green skin, raven black hair, and a flowing white gown.
"Maleficent?!?" Sora asked shocked.
"No silly! I'm Benevolent!" She giggled. "Me and my friends came to end your evil regime once and for all Darth Goofy! Come on out everbody!" Suddenly several familiar men and women appeared.
Captain Hand at your service!" Said a man who looked like Captain Hook, but still had both hands. He weilded a sword.
"Greetings. I am Rafaj." Said a middle eastern man who resembled Jafar only he was in modest clothing and had a staff with an eagle on top of it intsead of a cobra.
My name's Stephani!" Said a skinny octopus woman with blonde hair, and peach skin.
I am Haung Shu." Said an asian man who resembled Shan Yu but was skinnier and had a calm face. In his hand was a sword.
Hey guys! I'm Ryo!" Said a teenager who looked similar to their Roy but was wearing white pants, black shirt and his curved scar was under his right eye.
"Hold on a second!" Sora yelled stopping the role call. "Our Ryo is a hero! If everything's the opposite here, why's he on the side of good?"
"The Heartfull converted him a month ago." Rafaj explained. "You should've seen him then! He was the most lewd, perverted, and lecherous person here!"
"But not any more!" Nega Ryo said proudly. " I now know that women want respect and to be treated like ladies!.
" I think I'm gonna hurl!" Nega Riku growled. Soon the role call continued.
"I'm Pete!" declared Pete's counter part. Unlike their cowardly and obese positive Pete, Nega Pete was redicoulously muscular, and his face was drop dead gorgeous.
"And of course us!" Said the hundreds of Heartfull who appeared behind them.
"Don't forget me your new member!" Declared Nega Cloud.
"And together we form.." They said together, "The Super Happy Friendship Club!"
"The Super Happy...Friendship Club???" Riku asked, his eye twitching.
"We will help you fight these heathens." Haung Shu said, brandishing his sword.
"We're not really gonna team up with these pansies are we?" Riku pleaded to Sora.
"I assure you boy, besides our name, we can still fight!" Rafaj declared, firing a blast of ice at the Nega soldiers.
"Alright let's get them!" Sora declared as he, his friends, and the SHFC charged at the nega army. Blast of laser, fire, and light fired in every direction. The good Negas shoved the evil Negas near the Heartfull who in turn changed them to good. Soon the Nega's numbers began to fall. Nega Yuffie, Nega Leon, Nega Kairi, and Nega Riku were tranformed into happy cheerful heroes. Near the entrance to the castle were Nega Sora and Darth Goofy, standing their ground.
"Give it up you two!" Yuffie yelled. "You guy's are out numbered!"
"Never!" Darth Goofy screamed. "This is MY empire! I will not let you defeat me! We shall fight to the very end!"
"I'm not about to be turned into a little sunshine pansy! Bring it on!" Nega Sora yelled. They were about to charge when thunder and lightning began to boom.
"BEWARE FOOLS!" Boomed a commanding voice. " FOR NOW YOU MUST DEAL WITH THE TRUE MASTER OF ALL EVIL!" Suddenly the black jupsuited teenager appeared in the center of the courtyard. " PHANTOM46!!!!" He declared dramatically.
"What the hell do you want now you dime store Doctor Doom?" Nega Sora moaned.
"Ha! You say that now, but you will take that back once you see... MY OMEGA BOT!" Suddenly up from the ground spat what would be described as the most poorly made robot in the history of mankind. The machine stood at about 20 feet, had two chicken like legs, and the torso held three cockpits: The left one housed Nega Kat, the right one housed Cyber Kronk, and the middle one was empty. There were several wires, gears, and other parts sticking out of it. It was a wonder that it was still standing. "Now then!" Phantom46 said, jumping up and entering the middle cockpit. "Ready the weapons!"
"Okay!" Nega Kat said cheerfully.
"You got it." Cyber Kronk said.
"Hey! What does that thing run on?" The now good Nega Leon asked.
"Uh...That's my little secret!" 46 declared quickly. Inside the Omega Bot, a little hamster scurried on a excercise wheel that was connected to all of the mech's functions and served as it's power source. "As I was saying, Ready the weapons!" Suddenly several laser cannons shot out of the mech and aimed in every direction, at Darth Goofy, The Heroes, and the castle.
"Uh oh." Sora gulped. Silent Bob said a quick prayer.
"Ready!" Phantom46 yelled. The cannons began to hum to life. Everyone looked in fear. But then the little hamster in the Omega Bot, finally gave out, stopped and the wheel stopped. "Fir- What the-" The cannons immediately stopped humming and smoke shot out of them.
"Ha!" Darth goofy declared walking up to the mech. "Once again you show how much of a fool you are 46! What a piece of Junk!" He then kicked one of the legs. It began to shake as it fell apart. "Oh S(Bleep!)." Darht Goofy moaned as the entire mech fell apart and lande dright on top of him, killing him instantly.
"The tyrant is dead!" Haung Shu declared. Everyone began to cheer. Then they turned their gaze on Nega Sora.
"Oh just do it!" He moaned defeated. A Heartfull hugged him and he became good. He and Nega Kairi embraced in a hug. Everyone began to cheer.
"We are finally free!" They cheered.
"Oh well, I actually killed someone for the first time." Phantom46 said sadly. " Not the way I intended though."
"But look at in this way." Nega Kat said cheerfully. "With Darth Goofy dead and eveyone else good, that makes you the only villain left! Now you truly are the master of all evil!"
"You're right! I rule!" Phantom46 declared happily. "Now then! Back to the lair so we can plot our next sceme AND have kinky sex!"
"Yay!!!" Nega Kat cheered pulling out handcuffs. They ran back to the lair with Cyber Kronk right behind them.
"Sniff!.. I just love happy endings!" Cyber Kronk decared with tears coming out of his good eye and oil coming out of his robotic one.
"We really owe you Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie, and fat guy I don't know." Benevolent said to the positives.
"No problem." Sora said cheerfully.
"Uh not to rain on our parade but aren't we forgetting the reason we came here in the first place?" Kairi asked. " You know, Phantom65 and Moonshine?"
"Crap! We totally forgot about them!" Riku moaned.
"Oh, you mean those two over there?" A Nega soldier asked pointing at two teenagers coming out of the castle. It was in fact Phantom65 and Moonshine, both drinking smoothies.
"You know for an evil empire, they make pretty good smoothies." Moonshine said.
"You know I don't see what turns you fangirls on by seeing 2 bishies kissing eachother." 65 stated, slurping his smoothie.
"Why do 2 girls kissing turn you men on?" Moonshine question.
"Good point." 65 said to the brunette. They both noticed the large crowd. Sora and his friends ran up to them, their weapons out. "Oh, it's you guys."
"Nowhere to hide Phantom65!" Riku growled.
"Now hand over those dimensional spheres!" Yuffie ordered.
"Come on then." Moonshine said, floating into the air and summoned her scythes. "Let us do battle and-"
"Here you go." Phantom65 said tossing his and Moonshine's spheres to Sora.
"WHAT?!?" Moonshine screamed, dropping down and grabbed 65 by the neck " WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO THAT?!?"
"Because, we're done! We got what we needed. So let's just get home." he explained winking.
"Fine." she huffed. They soon began to fade back to their dimension. "You'd better be right about this." And with that, they were gone.
"What was that all about?" Yuffie asked confused. "They didn't even fight!"
"What did he mean they got what they needed?" Sora added. Suddenly a Nega trooper ran outside.
"The plans for the super weapon are gone!" he yelled.
"Oh no!" Yuffie cried. "Those two must have taken it!"
"Say, what is this super weapon anyway?" Sora asked.
"Oh it's just an orbital cannon that could corrupt a world with darkness in a matter of seconds." Nega Sora explained matter of factly. "We called it the Shadow Cannon."
"Terrific." Sora moaned. "As if we don't have enough problems to deal with."
Suddenly All of the spheres in Silent Bob's coat began to glow. "Looks like it's time for us to go home" Kairi said.
"Take care!" Benevolent said. "We shall rebuild our dimension so ti will be as good as the realm of light's.
"Good luck to you!" Sora waved as they disappeared, finally going home to their own dimesnion.
KH-KH-KH
"Idiots!" Darima screamed and Vin who was cowering behind Poison Fairy, PF, trying to keep a brave face, and Gizmo who eyed the exit signs in the command room of the Egg Carrier 3. Aros and Shadow Sora leaned against the wall and looked on as Darima scolded the three. "We give you a simple task and you screw that up!"
"Now hold on a moment!" PF said fearfully. "65 and Moonshien aren;t back yet, They could find something useful!"
"Fool! I felt their presence return to our dimesnion a minute ago!" The female Heartless screamed. "And I bet they found absolutly nothing!"
"Oh I'd beg to differ my leather claded beauty." Phantom65 said suavly as he and.Moonshine walked. He handed Darima the disk that contained the plans for the Shadow Cannon. A smile formed on her face.
"Hmm. Good job. I guess you and your little gang have some use." Darima said. "Very well. Our alliance is complete. The Phantom Syndicate and our group will remain together." He motioned to Aros and Shadow Sora. "Come on." They began to leave. "You all have some talent. Let's see if it will increase." They then left.
"We aim to please." Phantom65 said bowing. When they lfet the room an evil smirk spread across his face. 'That's right, play like your in charge.' he thought. 'When Jigsaw's plan is put to action you all will be out of the way and the Phantom Syndicate wil be in charge!'
End of chapter
Phantom64: It's good to be back!
I don't have time to go through all the dramatics with villains of tomorrow, so here
Mozenrath won, but he probably won't be seen.
I'll do the next one when I have more time. I only have 3 left then I'm moving onto a new poll. Review!!!!!!!!! Oh and my birthday's tomorow so yah! I'm sixteen! Snootchie Bootchies readers!