I woke up after trying to sleep off my drunken haze. I still felt drunk and like I had a hangover, a bad one at that. I walked downstairs, and I saw Elena and Damon on the couch as usual. I walked past them and I heard Elena stand up,"Wait." I kept walking and I heard her walking after me. "Can I talk to you?" I turned around and looked her in the eyes,"I know that we have had a lot of disagreements in the past and I was too hard on you last night but I want us to be friends."

My face when she said that was probably the funniest thing in the world,"Look, you weren't too hard on me Elena because my life is much harder than being yelled at by some harlot, I'm not some child you can discipline, you may see me as some young dumb teenager but I am over a century and a half old, Elena Gilbert I could throw you through ten walls if I wanted to but I don't, I understand that Damon probably wants us to be closer as friends, but I am not your friend."

I stormed upstairs not in the mood to hear about how I hurt poor little Elena's feelings. I slammed my door and sat on my bed and put my head in my hands and pushed my hair back out of my face trying to cool down. A few minutes later Damon walked into my room and looked at me with a calm expression on his face,"I didn't tell her to say any of that she actually wants to be your friend." "Am I supposed to be touched or care about any of this?" "No but I'm just telling you the truth."

He walked out of my room and I stood up and I walked out with him and I caught up to him and turned him around,"Look your my brother and I love you but seriously I don't like Elena and I never will even if I was compelled to, still my hate for her is undying." He chuckled,"Really, undying?" "Hell yes." "I will always hate her for what she did to Stefan but she makes you happy so in return I will spare her life."

We both chuckled and I turned around walking back to my room,"Oh yeah, Em if you ever need a drinking buddy and Matt's not available, call me up." He turned around,"Oh yeah Damon I guess I could go for a drink at the grill, join me, drinking buddy?" He turned around and gave me a cheeky grin, just like the old Damon, not the human Damon, but the Damon before Elena Damon.