Does this mean I can ask Rodrik questions? *assumes answer is a yes* YAY

You've already answered your own question. But yes you can.

To Rodrik: *gives popcorn* Hey Lilly, Lee said you're a fat fuck.

"I don't think she can hear you!" said Lee gesturing towards the door where Lilly was banging on the door trying to get in.

doug i love you

"Where is Doug even at?" asked Clementine. "I don't think he's come back yet."

Clementine your ass can't hide from me (Sends a bunch of tentacles towards Clementine one rips her shirt off while anther takes off her shoes then they pull her pants down and then her under pants after that they take off her socks and finally they wrap around her waste and lift her into the air)

"WHAT THE HELL?!" screeched Clementine. "Fucking asshole!"

Hey Lee, you said that Carly was the best thing that ever happened to you...besides being born. I guess finding Clementine and taking her with you to look after her wasn't all that important to you.

PS: Don't play with my emotions like that.

"Oh right. Well I'd have to say she's the third best thing." said Lee. "I mean, can't I be happy I was born?"

To lee and omid,actually measure your dicks and see who's is bigger

"I'm not saying shit!" said Lee.

"AKA Omid's bigger and he's the greatest thing ever!" said Omid.

"You had 2 inches more than me!" snapped Lee. "YOU BIG DICKED FUCKER!"

To carley,do you still love lee and lee do you still love carley?

"I guess so." said Carley.

"Of course I do!" said Lee.

to arvo funny thing your sister was already a zombie when clem shot her and your sister is probably grateful that clem saved you and that means you shot a little girl for no dang reason if I could knock those harry potter glasses off of you I would but since messing with harry potter is frowned on I won't having said that GO SAY YOUR SORRY TO CLEMENTINE BEFORE I HAVE SPRINGTRAP PUT YOU IN A SUIT AND MAKE YOU THE NEXT FNAF VILLAIN!

springtrap:wait didn't you just say..

me:JUST GO WITH IT!

"No." said Arvo stubbornly. "I don't believe you."

To Molly,have you and lee had sex before?

"Nope." said Molly. "Almost, but no."

To lee, wait how many times have you and Lilly had sex?

"Bout 7, then I said fuck it and left that ho." said Lee. "FUCKIN' LARRY."

To carley,rename everyone in the room

"I'm not very good with names." said Carley. "The only one I can come up with it Horny Bastard for Lee."

To/MistyxKisame can you put carley's sister in this

Sure.

To lee have you ever broken a bone?

"A few." said Lee. "I remember I jumped on top of Bradford...well tried to and break my arm. Then the bastard laughed at me."

"You jumped from the store counter and tried to jump on me when I was 8! Served you right!" said his brother.

To Bradford,did you and lee do well in school?

"Even for a trouble making bastard, Lee made straight A's and so did I." said Bradford. "I got an C once when Lee replaced my art project with a sculpture of a DICK!"

"I remember that!" laughed Lee. "Best laugh I've ever had. It was so realistic. If it had been a college project, you would have gotten first place and an A for sure!"

"I WAS IN 2ND GRADE!"

To lee,how's a foursome sound with carley,Lilly and Molly sound to you?

"How do you think it sounds?" asked Lee.

"You're drooling, asshole." said Carley.

To everyone,raise your hand if you hate larry

Everybody from the Motel Inn group raised their hand except Lilly.

I LOVE YOU LEE!

"Thank you, thank you." Lee took a bow as if he had done a great performance at a play.

Clem : People think Luke is better then Lee.

"BULLSHIT!" snapped Clementine. "Give me one fucking reason why that fucker is better! Oh wait THEY'RE TALKING OUT THEIR ASS! They just wanna fuck him!"

To Clementine what's your favorite song

"Uh...I don't know. I did like the soundtrack to the Bratz though." said Clementine. "None comes to mind at the moment."

to Kenny outside there is a cruise ship get it before the zombies do

Kenny hauled ass so fast dust filled the room. Lee shook his head. "Kenny and his boat fetish."

to nick why do people hate you more than Ben you only have a bad trigger finger and slight poor judgement Ben on the other hand made many more disasterous mistakes that got Kennys family killed and he gets mad at Kenny for hating him and most importantly he left an 8 yr old girl to die to save his own skin! Would you do that? I don't think so.

"Thank you!" said Nick. "Geez! Finally someone gets it!"

To lees ex wife how many times did you and lee fuck?

"How should I know?" said Karin. "I don't count how many times I've had sex with him."

"Or rather your stupid ass can't count!" said Lee. "WHO INVITED THIS BITCH!?"

I wish telltale would have put a shirtless lee scene in

"I wish I could have been shirtless too!" said Lee. "I'm not ashamed of my body...unlike these fat fucks, beer gut fucks, and rib showing fucks."

To carley,pour ice water on lee and then lock him in a freezer.

"As much I would love to, I can't. Lilly's just outside the door." said Carley.

To lee,do you have abs?

"Of course I do and they're of the steel variety!" said Lee grinning.

"As expected." said Clementine.

Bill Cipher: (limps into the room) ow ow ow I can't believe it just as I was about to get a tatoo sarah's consious beat me to a pulp and threw me out that shouldn't even be possible! (sees xenomorph lilly impailing carly and strangling Lee and Clementine hanging by her underwear on a sign) What the heck did I miss!?

"EVERY. FUCKING. THING!" said Clementine. "SOMEONE GET ME DOWN!"

"Nope!" Nick snapped a picture of the girl. "Blackmail, bitch!"

"YOU FUCKER! WAIT UNTIL I GET DOWN FROM HERE!"