A/N: Luckily, I'm feeling a lot better, which means I'll be able to go see the Hobbit in theaters when it premiers tomorrow! Yeah! I can't wait! Okay, and now to my posts of the day.
Scene 25
(Frodo, Sam and Gollum are walking, when suddenly they see a crowded freeway.)
Gollum: See, we led you out.
Sam: He led us to a crowded freeway. Great.
Gollum: Gollum knows the way through nasty freeway. Orcses don't know it. They have to go around the freeway which is like, impossible. Come, follow us.
Sam: Gosh, this place is too full of cars, and there's no fast-food places.
Gollum: Yes, no crunchy frieses to eat. We're starving, starving. Gosh, we wish there was a Burger King around here.
Frodo: (hands Gollum lembas bread) Here.
Gollum: Is it tasty? Is it cake? It looks like cakeses. (tastes it) Yechh, it chokes us. Tastes like barfses precious.
Sam: Okay, starve then, we don't care.
(Transition)
(Walking across the freeway.)
Gollum: This way. Don't follow the headlightses or stupid hobbitses become tasty road kill. (licks lips)
(Frodo is mesmerized by the headlights of a car and it is about to hit him.)
Sam: Frodoooooooooooooooooooooooo oo!
(Gollum pulls Frodo out of the way.)
Gollum: We already told you, don't look at the headlightses!
A/N: Yup. That's what happened.