Epilogue

Alfred was working on building a house of cards as Arthur walked past his room. He didn't bother much to acknowledge him until he heard the other say something. He froze.

"I found your tumblr."

Alfred took the time to admire the badass payback as he changed his tumblr url and switched identities with his brother for a while, which didn't work out too well because he almost ended up kissing Francis. Damn, Arthur was good.

…

Arthur knocked on Alfred's door and waited until the other answered. When he did, the other winced and tried not to make eye contact as the other laughed. "So not funny, dude!"

"I never knew you liked Doctor Who, although all the patriotism and American flags was expected," he smirked, crossing his arms.

Alfred looked away and pouted. "Did you come here just to laugh at me?" he asked.

"Oh, no. I am actually thrilled to find out so much I didn't know about you. Like how much you love shirtless men. You sure did have a lot of them on your blog," he said, smirking more as the other blushed uncontrollably.

"H-hey!"

"Hey, you got to find out all of my little secrets, now I get to find out yours," he said smugly.

"Dick," he grumbled, covering his face. "I gave your journal back!"

"Yes, after reading the entire bloody thing," he pointed out.

Alfred groaned. "Okay, okay. We're even, but…" he reached in his pocket, suddenly becoming smug, making the other curious. He held out the pictures of Arthur with a shit eating grin.

Arthur stared, jaw dropping. "WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?"

Alfred pulled them out of his reach before he could snatch them and smirked. "Found them already in my pant pocket~" he said.

Arthur's face fell blank. "Francis…" he growled, narrowing his eyes.

Alfred just laughed. "'Guess I still have the upper hand~" he winked, putting the pictures back in his pocket. "But! If I can see all those things in person, I wouldn't need them anymore, would I~?" he asked.

"In your dreams, perv," Arthur hissed, turning pink.

"But whyyyy~? It's been a year and you're my boyfrieeend! I want a private show!" he whined.

Arthur pouted and looked away, but glanced back. "…maybe."

Alfred beamed. "Really?"

"But! You'll have to work for it," he said, sticking his tongue out.

"Anything to see dat ass~"

"YOU ARE SO DAMN LEWD!"

FINALLY! THE END!

Anyway, sorry for the really disappointing climax where they finally kiss, because I am a horrible writer xD Anyway. thank you all for reading my first fanfic! I'm going to go cry about how I finally finished my first one and how I have nothing to stress about anymore xD A year ago today, this story began! /dramatic nostalgia