Declaimer I don't own Loud House.
The story starts with the girls in the bathroom getting ready to go to bed; Leni's brushing her hair, Luan's flossing, Lola and Lana are brushing their teeth, Lily's taking a little bath in the sink, Lori's applying dabs of ointment, Luna's rubbing some purple facial cream, Lucy and Lynn are fighting over the toothpaste, and Lisa's jotting down notes.
" I'm washin' my face, 'cause it makes me feel so beautiful. " Luna sings.
Luan gets floss stuck in her braces. "Hey, look! I'm at a floss for words!" Luan joked then laughs.
"I brush my hair exactly 50 times a night to keep it beautiful. 34...35...36..." Leni said.
"Hey, Leni, how old was that boy that asked you out?" Lori asked.
"16...17...18..." Leni said losing count thanks to Lori.
Lori smiles slyly at the readers because of her little joke.
"Hey! I had the toothpaste first!" Lynn yelled.
"No, I did." Lucy said.
"Keep your spooky hands off it!" Lynn yelled.
While the girls get ready, The sound of heavy foot steps and the pitter patter of smaller feet warned the girls that Jonathan and Lincoln were coming for their turn, and they rushed to finish up their routines before scattering to their bedrooms leaving Lynn behind.
Lincoln pops in and looks around and snatches the toothpaste out of Lynn's hand.
"I'll take that." Lincoln said.
"Hey! Learn to share!" Lynn yelled.
Lincoln dabs the toothpaste on his toothbrush then starts to brush his teeth.
As Jonathan approached the bathroom, The older boy moved Lynn out of the way so he could pass by, and Lincoln laughed watching Lynn mutter to herself and leave the room.
Jonathan couldn't help, but let a small smirk grow across his face as he stood behind the white hair boy and reached for his electric razor. The buzz of the motor drowned out any other noise in the room, until Lincoln turned to look at the readers. "Space...the final frontier. As you might imagine, with ten sisters, space is limited. Everywhere you go, you gotta deal with the crowds. But being the only boy in the family comes with a perk." Lincoln said.
Lincoln then felt something in his head.
Jonathan turned the razor off. He took a moment to glance into the mirror, and chuckled at the massive chunks of facial hair still left on his face. "You're got your facial hair in my hair." Lincoln said scratching at his scalp.
Jonathan smile vanished when he realized what had happened. "Oh, I'm sorry…hang on." Lincoln continued to scratched as Jonathan turned around to grab a face cloth, soak it with hot water from the sink. Jonathan knelt down to eye level with Lincoln as he began to gently rub his hair and head with the towel. Lincoln wanted to protest at first, it's not like anyone enjoys going to bed with wet hair…but the sensation of the hot towel rubbing his scalp and washing away all the little itchy clippings kept him from speaking up to have him stop. He even needed to lean back against the sink a bit as he was finishing up, and then replaced the wet face cloth with a dry towel.
It took a few minutes, but in the end Lincoln was almost ready to go to sleep. His hair was fixed up and he turned back to the readers.
"One of them getting my own guy time with Snack Pack." Lincoln said. He then leaves the bathroom and enters his room. "You hear that? Me neither. While my sisters all have to share bedrooms, I get my own. Sure it's just a converted linen closet, but it's my own space. My own little oasis in the sands of the Loud House. And I wouldn't give it up for the world." Lincoln said.
Before he continues to brush his teeth, at that very moment, a loud thud is heard, Lincoln goes up to Lynn and Lucy's room where the other girls are listening; Lynn and Lucy are having a fight.
"You're always Miss Gloom and Doom! Like, would it kill you to smile once in a while?!" Lynn yelled.
"It would." Lucy said.
"What's going on?" Lincoln asked.
"Lucy and Lynn are going at it. Again." Lori said.
"I'd make a joke about fighting, but I can't think of a good punchline." Luan joked and laughs. "Get it? Get it?" She added.
"Human subjects seem to be proving Charles Darwin correct." Lisa said recording to herself.
"I can't bare to watch!" Leni yelled. She then puts cucumber slices over her facial mask. "That's better." Leni added.
A jock strap comes flying out of the room and the others duck in time to avoid it.
"I'd hate to get in the middle of this one." Lori said.
"I totally agree." Lincoln said. He then goes back to his room while the jock and goth of the family continue their quarrel; to the readers "Another perk to having my own room? I don't have to get involved." Lincoln said.
Before he starts to brush, someone's knocking on his door and it's revealed to be Lynn holding a pillow.
"Hey, Lynn. What's up?" Lincoln asked.
"There's no way I'm staying in the same room with the Duchess of Darkness. Can I bunk in your bedroom tonight?" Lynn asked.
"Uh...I'd say yes, but it's not really a bedroom, per se. There's barely enough space for me; tiny, small, cramped." Lincoln said.
"Ugh...I guess I'll just go sleep in the bathtub." Lynn said downtrodden.
"That's a great idea! Problem solved. Goodnight." Lincoln said.
Right before he closes the door, Lynn makes a sad baby doll eyed face.
"Aah..." Lincoln said relieved. He then guiltily sighs and opens the door "All right, you can stay. But just for one night." Jonathan said.
"Thanks, Lincoln!" Lynn yelled and busts out fist.
"Ah!" Lincoln yelled and flinches.
"Two for flinching!" Lynn yelled and playfully punches his arm twice and goes in, laughing.
"It's just for one night. What's the worst that could happen?" Lincoln asked. He then goes in. "Okay, we'll have to establish a few ground rules. One, keep your hands off my..." He said, but notices Lynn is using his toothbrush. "...stuff." Lincoln added.
Lynn spits out the toothpaste into his wastebasket and hands them to him; Lincoln tosses his toothbrush in there now that someone else has used it.
"As I was saying-" Lincoln said then sees Lynn playing with his giant robot action figure and stops her. "Let's just set this down." Lincoln said. Lynn messes with his doodads. "Careful!" Lincoln yelled. Lynn touches his clock. "Please don't!" He added. Lynn tosses Bun-Bun in the air. "Bun-Bun!" Lincoln yells catching him. "You okay? Did the mean girl hurt you?" Lincoln asked the toy.
Lynn looks around. "You know, I'm noticing a complete lack of balls in this room." Lynn said. Lincoln makes a discomforted face at that remark. "No Soccer balls, no footballs, no baseballs, no balls. Good thing I brought my own!" Lynn yelled and dumps sports balls out of her pillow case onto the floor.
Lincoln yawns. "Would you look at the time? Let's just turn in and get this night over with." Lincoln said.
"What do you mean? It's still early, and you have a fun new roommate!" Lynn yelled.
"Yeah-" Lincoln be to say, but Lynn puts a wrestling mask over Lincoln's head
"Lucha Libre!" She yelled.
"I can't see anything!" Lincoln yelled.
"It's Lunatic Lynn off the third turnbuckle!" Lynn yelled and leaps off the foot of Lincoln's bed.
"What? What? I can't hear anything, either!" Lincoln yelled.
Lynn lands on top of Lincoln and starts wrestling him to the ground and pins him down.
"One, two, three! You're out. Yeah! Lunatic Lynn is El Campeón del Mundo!" Lynn yelled.
"Can we just go to sleep? There's less pain involved." Lincoln said fatigued and bruised.
"Not when you're a sleep fighter like me!" Lynn yelled and busts out fist.
"Ah!" Lincoln yelled and flinches.
"Two for flinching!" Lynn yelled and playfully punches his arm twice and laughs; Lincoln sighs.
Later, the two are ready to go to bed; but as Lincoln turns off the lights, Lynn starts ricocheting a tennis ball off the wall.
"What are you doing?" Lincoln asked irritated.
"What? It helps me fall asleep." Lynn said.
"Well, it doesn't help me. Can you knock it off?" Lincoln asked.
Lynn throws the ball at Lincoln's head and, as they're starting to sleep, lets out a big fart from under the covers and laughs.
"Ugh! Lynn!" Lincoln yelled.
Lynn pulls the covers over Lincoln. "DUTCH OVEN!" She yelled and laughs as Lincoln cries in distress over the gas she let out. He sets him free and drags her down he lets out a really big fart like Lynn did.
"DUTCH OVEN!" Lincoln yelled laughs as Lynn cries in distress.
The two then laugh and lay down "Goodnight, Lincoln." Lynn said.
"Goodnight, Lynn." Lincoln said.
Later, Lynn is snoring so loud and drooling so much, Lincoln just can't get any sleep and gets out of bed and takes his pillow with him.
The next morning, Jonathan wakes up and turns to see Lincoln in his bed.
"Lincoln! What are you doing here?" Jonathan asked surprised.
"I couldn't get any sleep last night I let Lynn bunk with me and she was awful." Lincoln said.
"Well It was for one night right, now your in the clear." Jonathan said getting out of the bed.
"Yeah now I can get my room back!" Lincoln yelled.
"Hey wait, how do you guys keep getting in here?" Jonathan asked.
"You gave us spare keys." Lincoln said then left.
"Why did I do that?" Jonathan asked himself facepalming.
Lynn is getting out of bed and feels refreshed and sees Lincoln.
"What a great night's sleep. Want to go for a jog?" Lynn asked. Lincoln starts pushing her "Hey!" Lynn yelled.
"Thank you for staying at Chateau Lincoln, where we have a one night maximum stay. Thank you." Lincoln said. He pushes her back into her own room and returns to his, but off in the distance...
"What are you doing here?" Lucy asked.
"What am I doing here?" Lynn asked and gets kicked out
"Get out!" Lucy yelled.
"What do you mean "get out"? Fine! I'll just stay in Lincoln's room again! He's a way cooler roomy, anyway!" Lynn yelled and goes back in Lincoln's room.
"But-" Lincoln begins to say, but Lynn closes the door. "Lucy! Please make up with Lynn!" He yelled.
"I'd rather wear pink." Lucy said.
"But-" Lincoln began to said, but Lucy closes the door and Lincoln sighs.
Lincoln then walks down stairs and sees Jonathan.
"Snack Pack, Lynn just checked into Chateau Lincoln what do I do? I can't just kick her out. She is my sister, but she's invaded my space." Lincoln said.
"You can you always turn into Lucy, Lynn doesn't seem to want to hang with her right now." Jonathan said then chuckles.
Lincoln getting an idea. "But...what if I was a more like Lucy? I've got a plan!" Lincoln yelled then runs back heads up stairs.
"Wait! But we still have school." Jonathan said.
Lincoln run back to back down stairs. "Right. I'll just execute my plan after school." Lincoln said.
Time Skip to the bedtime. Lynn stepping into Lincoln's room, notices something different about him. "Lincoln?" She asked.
Lincoln is now sporting a goth attire akin to Lucy's.
"Hey, Lynn. Wanna hear my new poem? It's called "Space". Lincoln said despondently. He then starts reading. Space: deep, black, endless, like my heart. Space, mine invaded. Torn apart. He read. This is the real me, Lynn. I can understand if you don't want to be my roommate anymore." Lincoln said.
"Oh..." Lynn said upset. She then suddenly laughs, surprising Lincoln. "Oh, that is the best impression of Lucy ever!" Lynn yelled. She then wraps him around her arm. "You are so funny, roomy!" Lynn yelled and laughs some more.
Lincoln brakes free from her wrap and put on his wrestling mask. "Campeón del Mundo Loco Lincoln!" He yelled and surprise attacks Lynn and pins her down. "One, two, three! You're out! Yeah! Rah! Whoo!" Lincoln yelled.
"Hey, that's cheating. "That is it!" Lynn yelled furious. She gets out of bed and leaves, making Lincoln smile in belief that his plan finally worked and he has his space back, but then returns she with all her stuff; cheerful. "You really are the best roommate ever! I'm moving in! Permanently!" Lynn yelled.
Lincoln sighs and has to put up with Lynn as his roommate forever.
The next morning, Jonathan heads up stairs to talk to Lynn for Lincoln, but notices Lucy ricocheting one of Lynn's balls across the wall.
"Sigh..." Lucy said.
"Good morning, Lucy." Jonathan said.
"Ball? What ball?" Lucy asked denying. Tosses the ball away and it hits her head.
"So you miss Lynn huh?" Jonathan asked.
"Sigh yes I shouldn't of kicked her out." Lucy said.
"Why did you kick her out in the first place?" Jonathan asked.
"She was insulting my goth side and I got angry. I wish I could just say I'm sorry, but Lynn's thick headed." Lucy said.
"Hmm." Jonathan said and thinks then looks at Lincoln's room and finds Lynn sighing sadly while reading Lucy's poetry.
"Hang on a for a bit ok?" Jonathan asked which Lucy nodded.
Jonathan walks up to Lynn "Good morning, Pony-Tail." He said.
"Book of Lucy's poems?" Lynn asked denying and tosses book away. "What book of Lucy's poems?" She added.
The book hits her head. "Look Pony-Tail, Lulu misses you and your driving Snow Ball crazy so you got to talk it out." Jonathan said.
"No way! You know if she smiled more she wouldn't get picked on all the time!" Lynn yelled.
"Wait Lucy get picked on?" Lincoln asked popping out of nowhere.
"Yeah, she's 8 and into goth stuff you call that being normal." Lynn said.
"So you pick on her to protect her?" Lincoln asked.
"Ye-no look I don't want to talk about get out of our room!" Lynn yelled and pushed the two boys out of the room.
"I know they miss each other. I just need to figure out a way to get them to make up." Jonathan said.
"I know why don't we set up a dinner that should get them talking." Lincoln suggested.
"Pass, but I know a plan that's so perfect it's going to take all my skills." Jonathan said.
Time Skip to Jonathan kicking in Lincoln's room and grabbing Lynn then entering her and Lynn and Lucy's room and throws her in.
"Have fun talking!" Jonathan yelled.
"What? Me apologize to you?" Lynn asked.
The two start fighting.
"You are absolutely crazy." Lucy said.
"What? And your crazy? Absolutely not!" Lynn yelled.
"I don't understand why you think this is my fault!" Lucy yelled.
"You wouldn't understand!" Lynn yelled.
"You are absolutely wrong." Lucy said.
"Just listen to me ok!" Lynn yelled.
The commotion grabs the attention of the other sisters.
"Yikes. I'd sure hate to get in the middle of that." Lori said.
Lincoln realizing what he must do. "Yeah, but...sometimes, you have to." He said then goes in their room.
"It's just ridiculous." Lucy said.
"I'm not the one who started it! You're the one who started it!" Lynn yelled.
"Please." Lucy said.
"Don't even get me started!" Lynn yelled.
"HOLD IT!" Lincoln yelled getting their attention. "Guys, I know it's must be tough to have to share a space all the time, I also know you two miss each other. But you're just too stubborn to talk to each other." Lincoln said.
The two then see what he means.
"I guess I do have trouble sleeping without a ball banging against the wall." Lucy said.
"And I guess I do miss hearing you sigh heavily as you write your poems." Lynn said.
"See? Now you two make up, because if I have to spend one more night with "Snorezilla" over here, I'm going to go insane!" Lincoln yelled.
"Hey, I don't snore!" Lynn yelled.
"YES YOU DO!" The others sisters yell and head off to bed.
"So, I can move back in?" Lynn asked.
"Nothing would make me happier." Lucy said.
Lynn busts out fist. "Two for flinching!" She yelled, but Lucy didn't flinch. "Dang! It never works on you." Lynn said.
They then hug. "I'm glad we made up, but can we talk in the morning I'm bushed." Lucy said.
"Sure roommate, let's bunk with Lincoln to celebrate!" Lynn yelled.
"Lincoln?" Lucy & Lynn asked.
Lincoln vanished.
The two then look at Jonathan. "Oh boy." Jonathan said to the readers.
Time Skip to Jonathan's room.
Jonathan talks to the readers. "Space...It's really really really big and stuuf. Sure, I'm lucky enough to have a room to call my own, but in the Loud House, we all know when we need to share." Jonathan said.
It's revealed that both Lynn AND Lucy are sleeping with Jonathan in his room tonight.
"But just for one night!" Jonathan yelled. He slips on Lincoln's Loco Lincoln mask "Buenas noches!" He added.