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Note: Chapter 25 already? Golly, gee. Thank you so much, simple things, for helping me to push forward with this through your kind reviews, many alerts, and favorites. I will have this done before I leave for college! I'm determined! Since the last chapter focused so heavily on Alex, this will be more focused on Elizabeth.
January 16, 2033
"Elizabeth," I called up the stairs. "You're going to be late for school!"
"I'm coming," she huffed, stomping down the steps. "Geez, Dad, you don't have to yell."
"Liz," I said warningly.
"I know, I know. Check my attitude," she rolled her eyes. I sighed. I thought it had been bad when Alex turned thirteen, but a thirteen year old boy was a breeze compared to a thirteen year old girl.
"Just…go to your bus," I waved her towards the door. She flounced out the door, half-slamming it.
"Sisters," Alex rolled his eyes. "Goodbye, Dad," he kissed my cheek sweetly, running to his own bus.
"Say hi to Joey for me," I smiled, seeing him off.
"Will do," he called over his shoulder.
Kurt stumbled downstairs. "Morning," he mumbled.
"Coffee's on the table," I laughed. Kurt had never really been a morning person. He staggered towards the kitchen, plopping down at the table, taking a long sip from his mug.
"You're a godsend, you know that?" he looked up at me wearily.
"I've been told," I sat across from him. "So how are we this morning, my darling?"
"…tired."
"I wonder why," I cracked a grin, knowing full why Kurt hadn't gotten any sleep.
"Don't even," he held up a hand. "I'm still sore."
"As you should be," I winked flirtatiously.
"I have to teach later," he groaned. "Thanks a lot, Blaine."
"You're welcome." Kurt had taken to teaching dance classes every so often at a local dance studio. "I think you need to talk with your daughter."
"Why?" Kurt took another long sip of his coffee.
"She's…moody," I tried to explain.
"She's a teenage girl," Kurt shook his head. "Honestly, don't you remember what those were like?"
"She's no Tina, if that's what you mean."
"Tee's different. Lizzie is much more like her Aunt Rachel."
"Oh, lord," I put my head on the table. "That means there's a lot more drama to come."
April 30, 2034"Hi Dad, just going to my room with Todd, no questions, thanks, bye," Liz called to me as she ran upstairs.
"…oh…kay…" I watched her go with no time to process what was happening.
"Use a condom," Kurt called over my shoulder.
"Kurt!" I whirled around to look at him.
"What? It's obvious she was going to have sex with him."
"What?" I blinked at him in surprise.
"She said 'no questions'. Which usually translates to, 'I'm having sex, please don't interrupt'. Honestly, darling, don't you remember when we were her age?"
"…she's fifteen. Our first time was our wedding night."
"Yes, but…ah, never mind," he shook his head. "Still, don't be surprised if she's banging him within the next half-hour."
"I'm going to put a stop to this," I started up the stairs.
"Stop," he put a hand on my shoulder. "Do you want her to hate you forever?"
"I'm not raising a pregnant teenage daughter, Kurt."
"Well," he hesitated. "If it gets too loud, and if you don't hear the tear of a condom wrapper, then you may stop it. Liz is a smart girl. She's not going to get pregnant at fifteen."
"Fine," I sighed. "But if he sticks it in her without anything on…"
"Why don't we have some fun of our own?" Kurt wrapped his arms around my waist, brushing his fingers lightly over the front of my pants.
"Best suggestion you've had all day, babe."
June 1, 2035
"Happy graduation, Alex," I hugged him, tears gleaming in my eyes as I drank in the sight of him in his cap and gown.
"Thanks," he blushed. "I just can't believe it."
"You're a man now," I grinned. "I can't believe you got into Yale."
"It's pretty amazing, isn't it?" he flicked the tassel on his cap.
"I'll miss you. You're going to call every day, right?" I teased him.
"Daaaad," he rolled his eyes. "I don't leave until August!"
"I know," I rubbed his shoulders. "But I'm still going to miss you."
"I'll miss you, too," he buried his nose into my neck.
"Go see Joey," I prodded him towards his boyfriend of nearly three years.
"Okay," he sniffled, going over to join the red-haired boy.
"They grow up so fast," Kurt slinked a slender arm around my waist. "He's graduated, going to an Ivy League school…and the other one is sixteen…"
"Don't," I sniffled.
"…is Liz over there flirting with a girl?"
I whipped my head around to look. "Sweet Jesus, Kurt…"
"Maybe she's bisexual," he shrugged. "Or confused. God knows I was when I was her age."
"I'll go talk to her," I sighed.
"No," Kurt held me back. "I'm sure it's harmless."
"Harmless? They're kissing!"
Kurt smiled. "Interesting," he murmured. "Very interesting."
Later"Going up to my room with Sophia, no questions, love you," Liz called to us as she ran up to her room, giggling.
"I was about to shout 'use a condom'," Kurt smirked. "But then I realized it wasn't that kind of situation. Guess I'm so used to saying that."
"Our daughter's…"
"Promiscuous? Yes, a little," Kurt admitted. "But she hasn't gotten pregnant, which I suppose is good."
"She's upstairs, in her bed, with a girl," I whispered loudly.
"All in good fun," Kurt waved his hand. "Besides, not like she can get preggers with another girl."
"True," I said slowly. "Very true."
"She knows what she's doing," Kurt murmured, leaning against me. "No worries."
"No worries," I kissed his pale cheek.
September 1, 2034"Well…he's gone."
"He's gone," Kurt said softly. "And she's a senior."
"Don't…even…Kurt…"
"What? This means we have even more time to have fun," he ribbed good-naturedly.
"Yes," I rolled my eyes at my little sex monster.
"But I do miss him," he admitted. "And to think he's so far away…in another time zone…"
"It's only an hour ahead. And it's not like we sent him to Stanford."
"True," Kurt giggled.
"So…do you want to…?"
"I have a class later…but…" Kurt kissed me deeply.
"I'll take that as a yes?"
Kurt kissed me harder, causing him to moan. "It's a hell yes," he laughed as I scooped him up and carried him to our bedroom for a morning of sweet lovemaking.