DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or the characters but the babies are all mine BWHAHAHAHAHA!

Sasuke bolted up the stairs with Sakura casually walking behind. Sasuke entered the room and his eyes went big and he went back to human form. The babies created a huge explosion the blew up the room and yet they are alive? Sasuke walked over to his kids and looked at them. One baby smiled while the other one was sleeping.

"Alex did it." Sakura said.

"Whose Alex?" Sasuke asked with a hint of anger in his voice.

"The sleeping one. He always sleeps after his episodes." Sakura picked up the smiling baby.

"Whats his name."

"Tyuu." Sakura sat on what was remaining of the bed.

"T-the bed-d-d....." Sasuke pointed at it.

"Alex blew it up."

"We can't have sex woman!" Sasuke shouted. Sakura looked down at Tyuu.

"Oh little Sasuke's pissed because he can't fuck me! Oh well little sex cravers like him always shrivle up and die with out sex. Maybe I should go find Kyuubi huh?" Sasuke summoned some snakes.

"Kyuubi can't do this." The snake slithered towards Sakura.

"Many people can't." Sakura said as a matter of factly. The snakes slithered around her legs and straight up. Her breathing hitched. "Sasuke baby..."

"Oh Tyuu? Not now." Sasuke picked up his still smiling son (creppy) and put it in his crib. He slowly walked towards his mess of a wife. A snake went into her shirt and she gasped. "Look no hands." Sasuke smirked. Sakura gave him the finger.

"Fucking mmmm bastard." Sakura whispered. Sasuke actually smiled.

"You are to easy to weaken." Sasuke stroke her hair.

"Haha yea." Sakura said. Only the voice came behind him. He turned around and saw her standing there. He threw her against the wall (NOT HURTING HER) he held her to the wall and began kissing- no making out. Ehh sucking face is more like it... Sasuke kept her clothes on but soon pulled back.

"Bad idea making that clone huh?"

"Why?"

"Look at her." Sakura looked at 'her'.

"Oh my god." The snakes had 'her' naked and was rubbing her everywere.

"Jealous of that?" No Sakura wouldn't give in to her sex craved husband. No. She had cursed marked babies who can possbily blow down the house to look after. She looked back up at him scared and squirmed and ran for the door. Sasuke stood there confused. "Did she seriously walk out on me again?" He walked over to the babies and had a steel grip on the railings. "Your mom is so hard to fuck. Don't get married." Alex woke up and saw his father and he frowned.

"Alex hates me great." Sasuke said looking out the blown up hole. He was sexually fustrated and his son didn't like him. He jumped through the hole and landed outside. He walked to his little kingdom were maybe he could feel normal. He arrived at his throne and stared.

"Get the fucking hell out of my seat!" Sasuke roared. Suigetsu looked over and jumped out of the seat.

"Grumpy much?"

"Sexually fustrated and my son hates me."

"Oh..... Ok.... Bye!" Suigetsu sprinted for the door. Then an old man walked in the door followed by three guards. The old man opened his mouth.

"Kill him." Sasuke said. In five seconds he was on the ground. Next a woman came in. She was wearing a small pink dress.

"I heard you are the new ruler of sound and I am its kings servant." Her dress fell to the ground. Sasuke blinked, coughed, then... smiled. This woman has never heard of underwear before.

Tell me what cha think people.