Laadeedaa.
This chapter is sort of making fun of other fanfics (including my own, although I try not to make mine like this)
I just find that most of them are all the same at some parts and it annoys me cuz I read so many.
Please don't let this offend anyone. Cuz we all did something like this. I just over emphasize it. :)
Oh and thanks for reviews!
Btw this isn't conversation at all. Just Bella's thoughts.
This may be a repeat of the first day of school but it's different instances…so yea.
Enjoy!
Okay, we get it-
Bella's thoughts telling us about her life/a.k.a. her first day at school-I came to Forks when my mom shoved me here. Literally. She's pretty strong…Anyway…back to my miserable life. Did I mention how miserable I am? And bored. I bet I'll be pretty bored here…in Forks. I bet there won't be a hot new vampire to capture my interest. AND I probably won't fall in love with him. What are the chances of that happening? SLIM TO NONE…THAT'S what they are!
My first day at Forks high was…well VERY unpredictable.
I went to my first period class and those other classes…and some more classes. THEN I got to Chemistry…or was it Biology? Whatever. Anyway I got to the science room place…keeping my business…where I saw HIM. Edward Cullen. Oh wait, crap…I forgot to mention that I saw him at lunch before that.
Okay, so I was in lunch…keeping my business…when I saw HIM. Edward Cullen. Damnn. He was sexy. He would NEVER want me. That's so depressing. Wait, why was he staring at me? He doesn't like me, right? I mean, I'm just an average girl in this average world, being the best I can be. Wow, that was pretty random. By the way, I'm a bad liar. Did I mention that? I just thought it was important that I did.
So yeah, I stalked him a little by asking everyone every possible detail they knew about him. It helped.
Then I went to biology class. Omg! He was sitting next to an empty seat. What are the chances of THAT happening?
I sat down and he didn't move.
OMG! What's his problem? Why isn't he moving? SOMETHING must be wrong with him! Maybe…maybe he's a VAMPIRE!
Pshh...I was probably just being paranoid. And the way he just sucked the blood out of Jessica's throat TOTALLY doesn't mean he's a vampire.
He randomly pressed his index finger against my bare arm.
OMG! There was an electric shock go through me! I bet he felt it too because he was…still not moving. Okay, maybe he didn't feel it.
That's when I knew it. I knew I was in love with Edward Collins.
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A/N-Haha. I was cracking up while writing this. And YES I messed up on his last name on purpose. It's just to prove that she fell in love with him so fast.
I hope this doesn't insult anyone. I have nothing against it. Or Stephanie Meyer.
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