Puck leant back in his seat wondering why he had ever let Rachel convince him that going to math class was a good idea. His teacher was handing back the tests they had taken in their previous lesson.
"See me about your test after class Mr Puckerman."
When everyone else left walked up to the desk.
"Mr Puckerman, you received an A on your test."
"That's good right?" Puck asked.
"Mr Puckerman I believe you cheated."
"I studied my ass of for that test. I didn't cheat."
"Mr Puckerman I find it very hard to believe that someone who has only attended a handful classes all year could receive an A on test that makes up half your grade."
"I didn't cheat. Ask me whatever the hell you want but I didn't cheat."
"Fine prove it. Calculate the number of minutes in a standard year."
"I don't need to calculate it there are 525600 minutes in a year. You really shouldn't ask questions that the answers are in songs from Rent."
"Solve this then." She proceeded to write a problem on the chalk board.
Puck walked into the music room and tossed his bag into a chair. Only Rachel, Will and Brad the pianist were present.
"Is everything ok?" Rachel asked.
"I just got accused of cheating because I got an A on my maths test."
"What? You'd do a lot of things but you'd never cheat on a test. You studied really hard for that test." Rachel protested on his behalf.
"I know."
"If that's true Puck, I'll go with you to talk to your teacher." Mr Schue offered.
"I proved to her I could actually do the maths, she'll let me keep my grade. Since I can't punch something right now, let's just damn well sing something."
"What do you want to sing?"
"Let's just since that song you made me learn."
"Ok." Rachel who had the music with her hand it to Brad.
Puck :: Dime porque lloras
Rachel :de felicidad
Puck :: y porque te ahogas
Rachel :por la soledad
Puck :: di porque me tomas
Puck :: fuerte asi, mis manos
Puck :: y tus pensamientos
Puck :: te van llevando
Rachel :Yo te quiero tanto
Puck :: y porque sera
Rachel :loco testarudo
Rachel :no lo dudes mas
Rachel :aunque en el futuro
Rachel :haya un muro enorme
Rachel :yo no tengo miedo
Rachel :quiero enamorarme
Puck :: No me ames
Puck :: porque pienses
Puck :: que parezco diferente
Rachel :tu no piensas que es lo justo
Rachel :ver pasar el tiempo juntos
Puck :: No me ames
Puck :: que comprendo
Puck :: la mentira que seria
Rachel :Si tu amor no merezco
Rachel :no me ames
Rachel :mas quedate otro dia
Puck :: No me ames
Puck :: porque estoy perdido
Puck :: porque cambie el mundo
Puck :: porque es el destino
Puck :: porque no se puede
Puck :: somos un espejo
Puck :: y tu asi serias
Puck :: lo que yo de mi reflejo
Rachel :No me ames
Rachel :para estar muriendo
Rachel :dentro de una guerra
Rachel :llena de arrepentimientos
Rachel :No me ames
Rachel :para estar en tierra
Rachel :quiero alzar el vuelo
Both: con tu gran amor
Both: por el azul del cielo
Puck :: No se que decirte
Puck :: esa es la verdad
Puck :: si la gente quiere
Puck :: sabe lastimar
Rachel :Tu y yo partiremos
Rachel :ellos no se mueven
Rachel :pero en este cielo
Rachel :sola no me dejes
Puck :: No me dejes, no me dejes
Puck :: no me eschuches
Puck :: si te digo "no me ames"
Rachel :no me dejes, no desarmes
Rachel :mi corazon con ese "no me ames"
Puck :: No me ames, te lo ruego
Puck :: mi amargura dejame
Rachel :sabes bien, que no puedo
Rachel :que es inutil
Rachel :que siempre te amare
Puck :: No me ames
Puck :: pues te hare sufrir
Puck :: con este corazon que
Puck :: se lleno de mil inviernos
Rachel :no me ames
Rachel :para asi olvidarte
Rachel :de tus dias grises
Rachel :quiero que me ames
Rachel :solo por amarme
Puck :: No me ames
Puck :: tu y yo volaremos
Puck :: uno con el otro
Puck :: y seguiremos siempre juntos
Rachel :este amor es como el sol que sale
Rachel :tras de la tormenta
Both: como dos cometas
Both: en la misma estela
Puck :: No me ames
Rachel :No me ames
Puck :: No me ames
"You can sing in Spanish?" Mr Schue asked. Rachel received an A in his class, so it was Puck who had presented more of a surprise.
"You should tell him." Rachel prompted.
"Tell me what?" Will looked between them.
Puck looked at Rachel before launching into a rapid grammatically correct speech in Spanish.
"You finally decided to tell him your Spanish is almost as good as mine. It's about time." Santana walked in.
"If you speak fluent Spanish why are you only getting a C in my class?" Will inquired.
"I can speak Spanish; I didn't say anything about being able to read it. No offence but I really don't care if someone wants a red or green apple or directions to the bank."
"We'll discuss this another time, but just out of curiosity where did you learn to speak Spanish?"
"My babysitter when I was a kid only let me watch TV in Spanish."
"He doesn't tell anyone." Santana stated. "I only know because he was there when my dad took a dislike to what I was wearing and thought it was funny."
"And he had to correct my pronunciation." Rachel added.
Puck spoke said something in Spanish which basically translated as no-one finds out I have a rep to protect.
The others all started filing in.
"This week I thought we would take a break from regional rehearsal and discuss how lyrics can be used to tell a story. Some of the best examples come from country music, I want you all to pick a song and you can perform them over the next few days. Ladies I'd like you to pick a Taylor Swift song, guys Garth Brooks."
"Do we get Tyler Hilton thrown in?" Mercedes asked.
"Who?" Artie asked.
"Drew." Tina supplied.
"I thought you said his name was Tyler." Finn was confused.
"No as in 'Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see'." Rachel sang. "As in Teardrops on my Guitar."
"Don't bother they wouldn't remember a music video unless Megan Fox was in it." Quinn told her.
"She's hot." Sam stated.
"She can't act her way out of a paper bag." Rachel pointed out.
"That doesn't really matter." Puck commented. Rachel rolled her eyes as he shrugged.
"To answer your question Mercedes, no you don't get Tyler Hilton however if you feel the need to sing to someone I'm sure one of the boys will volunteer."
A/N: The song is No me ames by Jennifer Lopez and Marc Antony.