Men Can Fake Pregnancy?
With only a few weeks remaining until the egg would be laid, Neuro kept a close eye on Yako as her movements slowed and spent most of the day sitting. "My back hurts…" she moaned, holding it upright with both hands. Her stomach had grown twice its previous size, representing a truly pregnant woman. "I wish I could feel you kick inside me," she whispered. "But then again with Neuro's demon blood inside of you that it might be good that you don't kick." She then headed towards the couch, lying across it with a sigh of relief. "I wish it would hurry up and come out."
"Why are you complaining? Women with human babies have to deal with nine months of grief. You only have to deal with four and a half," Neuro pointed out.
"Rub my feet," she smiled. The demon sighed, removing his gloves before sitting on the arm of the couch. "I miss the good ol' days where I subtly hinted at a bondage fetish with my torture and abuse…" he said. "Then you got knocked up…"
"Hey! You knocked me up in the first place," Yako fussed. "But I'm happy. Everything has gone so well, especially with you and me."
"I agree, you are no longer tolerable but enjoyable," he smiled, dodging a shoe to the face.
"Hey. Am I still pretty?" she suddenly asked, striking fear into the demon's chest. No man desired to answer the obvious question nor ponder why women felt like they had to ask. Is any answer truly sufficient? Would it clear any doubt?! Isn't a lover's opinion just biased!? "Why do you ask?" Neuro calmly replied.
"You think I'm unattractive don't you?" Yako whined. "I knew it."
"Wait. I knew this would come," Neuro thought to himself. "With all her complaints, juices, cravings, and now this enlarged stomach she's doubting herself."
"You're prettier than ever," he smiled, pleased with is response. Clearly he didn't know women well enough. Such simplicity would not satisfy her. Yako looked at him with concern, that answer didn't do. He needed to reanalyze the situation. She feels insecure because of her sudden weight gain and biological disaster zone. "This belly of yours really gives you a lovely glow," he commented. "And you smell cleaner than ever."
A smile began to grow in her lips. He did good. "Hey…Neuro…maybe tonight…could be the night," she muttered.
"For what?"
"You know…the bedroom," she answered, pointing to it with her head. Naturally, like a reflex, he was all aboard for sex but he remembered what she said to him months ago. "I would love to Yako but don't I recall you saying you wanted to wait until marriage?"
"I know…but…I mean, do I really look pretty to you?"
"You need reassurance?"
"I'm sorry. I must seem pathetic," she sighed, turning over. Her feet slipped out of his grip, freeing him from the task.
"Indeed you do." He mercilessly responded. Leaning over her, he brushed her hair aside and whispered into her ear. "But you don't know how hard I'm fighting not to pick you up and tear you up in that bedroom." Excited simply from his words, she happily curled up on the couch, feeling secure once again.
"Now I'll have to keep myself busy before I actually do take you away," Neuro said, resting his head on his palm.
"You know what we can do to pass the time?" Yako rhetorically asked. "Trade hairstyles. Make my hair look like yours and I'll make yours look like mine."
"Isn't that what the fangirls want?"
"And some fanboys too," Yako noted.
"I have a better idea," Neuro grinned, pulling out his laptop. "Let's spoil Code Geass for people on 4Chan and other message boards."
"Yeah! We need to avenge me! I was on the other day and I learned that Name Hidden gets killed! Code Geass is the kind of show you don't spoil! Like Death Note!" Yako argued.
"Let's make up some spoilers! Something that really doesn't occur," Neuro suggested.
"You know, I have a better idea," Yako devilishly grinned. "And if you do it for me I'll let you grope me tonight."
"What do you have in mind?"
Hours later…..
Sai and Ai burst into the office as usual, Sai swinging the door wide open and Ai calmly walking after him. "Good afternoon guys!" he happily greeted. Ai humbly bowed, sitting down on the couch with her lover. Neuro greeted them with a glance and returned to his typing. Yako stretched across the couch, holding her large stomach. "Are you okay Yako?" Sai asked.
"I'm fine," she said. "It's just that since my pregnancy is cut in half all the sensations and symptoms are experienced faster and all at once. I'm fine now. Neuro has been very helpful. Neuro…could you please get me a cup of tea."
"Of course," he said, walking to the refrigerator. Sai and Ai looked in utter shock as he walked by.
"Ai…are my eyes correct? You see it too right?" he asked.
"Yes…I'm afraid so." She replied. Neuro handed Yako the cup of tea, acting like his regular self despite the fact that he too was now pregnant. His stomach was already round and fat like Yako's.
"This is like some terrible fanfiction!" Sai panicked. "I hope I don't get pregnant!!"
"Oh!" Yako grinned. "That's just an empathy belly." Ai took another look at Neuro. She noticed he now had a pair of breasts as well.
"I've never heard of empathy bellies," she said.
"It's a body suit design to simulate pregnancy," Yako explained. "I learned about it on the internet. It even feels like a baby's moving inside too! And it came with fake swollen breasts!"
"Can I squeeze them?" Sai excitedly asked.
"You may," Neuro invited.
"Why are you doing this anyway?" Ai asked, watching as Sai ran over to violate Neuro's new chest with his fingers.
"It's just for fun," Yako said. "And I want him to experience the wrath of pregnancy! I promised he could grope me later."
"You use that trick too?" Ai pleasantly asked. "I offer that to Sai when I want him to do something. It always works. He's really like an innocent child. He loves my ch-"
"I'm going to poke Neuro's breasts with a needle!" Sai cheered.
"That's one demented child…" Yako muttered. "But it's been really nice having you two over like this. I really enjoy the visits."
"Thank you. I enjoy the company," Ai kindly said.
"You are the best terrorist and mutant serial killer I have ever met," Yako smiled.
Neuro began to lift his shirt, shaking his body suit around. "Yes. I am one of those fun-loving college girls!"
"Let me get a camera and record it for money!" Sai cheered.
"Cut that out!" Yako fussed. "You give a man a woman's body and that's what he does with it?"
"My back feels fine," Neuro said. "I'm sure the birth will be painless as well. And I get treated like royalty? Yes, this is the life you spoiled girl."
"You don't have to deal with morning sickness!"
"I have to look at you don't I?"
"Hey!"
"Excellent comeback," Ai complimented.
"Thank you," Neuro bowed.
"Hey!" Sai playfully bantered. "I don't pay you to talk Neuro! Take off your shirt and show me the goods!"
"Anything you say intimidating camera man!" Neuro playfully cheered, lifting his suit up to reveal his body suit. "Promise you won't put this on the internet."
"Ahahahaha!!" Sai hollered. "Sure, innocent girl! How about you have a few drinks from my personal van?"
"Anything you say. Tee hee."
"Their role playing is scary…" Yako muttered. "Will I really be like that when I go to college?"
"You plan to go to college?" Ai asked. "Won't the baby take up a lot of your time?"
"I suppose you're right. Getting pregnant early was a mistake but…there's still online classes and after the baby is born I'm sure Neuro can take care of it while I'm at school."
"Assume I have nothing to do huh?" Neuro remarked, taking off his body suit.
"You clearly don't with all the adult-rated fun you're having with that suit…"
"Ai? Do you think I could be a good camera man?" Sai suddenly asked. "We could go college to college and film foolish women and the sexually independent."
"I suppose we can try that for a while," Ai calmly replied. "But you'll get bored of it like you do with everything else."
"I'm not bored of you," Sai smiled, coming over with his arm around her shoulder.
"So when is the baby due?" Ai asked.
"In a few weeks. We plan to deliver it here. We have a bed ready for whenever it happens."
"A home delivery? I guess in your case you have no choice This isn't a Stephen King novel where demon babies can be born without question," Ai explained. "Do you need any help in delivery? I have some experience with this."
"Yes! That would be perfect!" Yako cheered. Her only choice would have been Sasazuka or her mother, both being awkward. "Thank you!"
"We should probably live here in during the last week right?" Sai asked, putting on Neuro's body suit. He began to jump into the air, bouncing the artificial pregnancy stomach with enthusiasm.
"I'm okay with that but where would you sleep? The couch isn't a pull out," Yako asked.
"I can turn into a couch," Sai informed. Yako was shocked, she would have never guessed that. "I'm just kidding."
"I'll bring a futon," Ai stated. "Maybe we could stay up all night and talk."
"It would be great to have another woman to talk to! I have so many things to complain about concerning Neuro! Then you could complain about Sai and we can all laugh and giggle!" Yako happily said.
"I will enjoy that. I was never invited to slumber parties when I was in high school. Never had a chance to practice kissing with my fellow girls or talk about my insecurities or compare sizes and frolic in the bath with each other," Ai sighed.
"Well…I don't know how much of that I'm willing to do but I'm sure we will still have fun!"
"Well, if I transform into Ai it'll be like she was reliving her high school years," Sai offered, instantly being rejected by both women. "Why were your high school years so eventless Ai?"
"I blew up the school," Ai muttered.
"Wow…"
Author: Seriously people, don't spoil Code Geass deaths by naming your board "Memorial for…..Insert Name." I wouldn't have guessed that person would get killed. Such a kind and undeserving person. I hated it when I figured out L would die only a few episodes before he actually died! The greatest moment in Death Note was ruined for me…maybe some reviews would cheer me up. I'm just kidding. Wouldn't hurt though.