Disclaimer - The rights of Total Drama Island and its characters belong to Teletoon, Cartoon Network, and all those associated with the show. I do however own the 10 OC's that appear in this story
To all Viewers- And here's my next chapter!
Everyone, I have finally gotten off my ass and decided to write my Au version of the Theme song! Enjoy!
Dear Mom and Dad,
I'm doing fine
The camera rushes past Chris sitting on his chair and rushes to the top of the cliff and into the water.
You guys are on my mind
Owen is swimming in the water and his fart goes into the shark's mouth, who coughs it up, disgusting Geoff and Bridgette staring longingly at each other on Bridgette's board
You asked me what I wanted to be,
An eagle catches a fish and drops it into a animal covered DJ, who runs off screaming after the animal's suddenly attack him.
And now I think the answer's plain to see-
Duncan is laughing at the sight and is soon grabbed by the ear by a stern looking Leshawna.
I wanna BEEEEEEEE famous!!
The scene goes to the waterfall where Gwen and Heather are slap fighting each other and they fall into the water below
I wanna live close to the sun.
Andrew and Harold are fighting each other with karate moves. They are soon hit by a swinging Izzy and Laura.
Well,pack your bags
'Cuz I've already won
The four fall to the ground where a frightened Zeke passes by them being chased by a bloodthirsty Courtney holding an axe and Zeke soon hides behind Eva, who knocks Courtney out.
Everything to prove,
nothin' in my way
The scene changes to into the Mess Hall where the 4 interns are tied up and seem to be ready to test eat Chef's cooking. The food however explodes, the 4 interns are cut free, and Jake is seen laughing and running from a food/paint covered ticked off Chef
I'll get there one day...
The two soon pass Katie and Sadie, along with Beth, who are listening to Trent sing and the scene cuts over to Justin flexing his muscles and Noah looking on with an annoyed expression.
'Cuz I wanna beeeeeee famous!!
Marcus is then seen tinkering with a go-kart where is shoots off by itself passing a startled Jessie writing in her notebook.
NAAAAH-nah-nah-nah-nah-NAAAH-nah-nah-nah
The camera follows the kart as it rushes by the ocean, where Tyler is reattempting to water ski and flies over to the dock where Sara is standing and it shows that she is singing the theme song.
-nah-nah-nahnahnah-nah-nah-nah-NAAAAAAH!
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
Sara stands up and continues to sing until a dead pelican falls on top of her.
I wanna be
I wanna be I wanna be fay-MOOOOOUS!!
The camera then looks into the sun, which changes into the moon, and it goes down to see Lindsay and Cody staring at each other with smiles until Paula comes up between them, smiling darkly at a frightened Cody.
(whistles)
The 4 interns are finally seen putting up a sign that says TOTAL ALTERNATE ISLAND!
(The beach)
"Alright, if you don't stop in the next 20 seconds, I'm throwing you in the water."
Cody blinked and looked to the person sitting next to him on the dock, Noah, who was giving him an irritated look.
"What?" Cody asked.
Noah growled "you staring at Lindsay like a damn puppy and sighing every two minutes. Ever had to hear that for the last half hour? It get's really REALLY annoying."
"What? But it's only been..." He looked at his watch and frowned "OK, so it's been a half hour, but can you blame me?"
He looked to Lindsay again, who was currently reading a comic magazine next to Gwen, who was writing in her diary.
Noah also looked over "why do you even like her anyway?"
"Dude!" Cody gasped "are you blind?! She's gorgeous, sweet, and the nicest girl I've ever met. How can anyone not like her?"
Noah scoffed "maybe because she has the intelligence of a garden snail and has a chest bigger than most guy's heads?"
"HEY! Show some respect for the lady!"
Noah raise an eyebrow "respect? You?"
Cody crossed his arms "I'll have you know that although I act like a so called 'player', my sister's taught me to have the utmost respect towards woman. So quit thinking I'm a perv."
Noah smirked "calm down Codemeister. Anger doesn't look good on that pretty face of yours."
"AHA!
Cody eye's went wide when Izzy and Laura came out from the water, with Laura smiling sheepishly and Izzy grinning wickedly "so you DO think he's good looking!"
Noah scowled "I never said that."
"Then why did you say he was pretty? Are you bi?"
"That was sarcasm, crazy girl." Noah replied, rolling his eyes. He then scowled "and are you ever gonna let that......'incident' go? I have a girlfriend now."
"I WILL NOT BE SILENT!"
Cody spoke up "were you two eavesdropping?"
Izzy just smiled while Laura simply said "yes, yes we were."
Izzy continued "that's not important, Lady Killer. What's important is finding a way to get you and Lindsay together."
Cody chuckled "Izzy, I appreciate the help, but I think I'll talk to her when I'm ready."
Laura climber out and sat next to Cody "c-c'mon Cody. She like's you two you know."
Cody sighed "yeah right. Girl's like her don't like guy's like me. Look, she's gorgeous and a cheerleader while I'm a nerd."
Laura grinned "hey, no one thought me and my Angel were gonna hook up."
Noah smirked "she has a point you know."
Izzy smiled and leaned into Laura's ear and whispered "commence operation Lindy."
Laura bowed slightly "yes Mistress Izzy."
Laura spoke louder "hey, I have a dare to give you Cody."
Cody grinned slyly, always being one to take dares "bring it on."
"I dare you to ask Lindsay for one of her bras."
Cody gaped "what?"
Noah looked troubled "seriously? If he asks him that he's dead."
Izzy looked confused and looked to Lindsay again "what? But she wouldn't even hurt a fly."
Noah rolled his eyes "that's not what I meant. Lindsay's sister, AKA G.I Jane, will kill literally KILL him."
Laura just smiled "that's what make's it so fun."
Cody looked to Laura "what's in it for me?"
"Izzy and me will do your dishes for the rest of the time that we're here."
Cody thought to himself and grinned "you know what? Bring it on."
(Bass Cabin)
Geoff was currently working on something in his cabin when Harold walked in.
Harold stared at Geoff and asked "what are you doing?"
Geoff looked up and grinned "hey Harold, just working on a little gift."
Geoff revealed a homemade heart shaped clay bowl that a person would drop change in.
"Why did you make that?" Harold asked him.
Geoff replied "I'm gonna give it to Bridge."
Harold groaned "Geoff, I don't think she's gonna like that."
"Why not? My parents always told me that the best gift's are homemade." Geoff told him with a confused look.
Harold and Geoff sat on Harold's bed with Harold telling him "look, you should know that I have the ability to know what girl's would like."
Geoff blinked "really?"
Harold grinned proudly "yep, I've mastered girl whispering."
"Girl whispering?"
Harold nodded "girl's like Bridgette would like it if you do, you know, simple things like compliment her natural beauty, give her flowers, and compliment her surf skills. I know also that Eva would like it if you compliment her athletic ability and Jessie." He trailed off, a dreamy look coming over his face.
Geoff chuckled "what would Jessie like?"
Harold smirked "if you compliment her intelligence and her calm personality."
The two soon heard a mock clapping and they looked to see Duncan standing in the door way, smirking.
"Great advice Harold, what's next? You gonna tell him the next of your 'mad skills?" Duncan said mockingly.
Harold's eyes narrowed "what do you want Duncan?"
"Just came to tell you that the next challenge is in a few minutes at the beach." Duncan replied.
The two still stood there glaring at each other until Geoff got between them "Duncan, I'm dead serious, will you leave Harold alone?"
Duncan shrugged "I'll stop when King Dweeb stops being such a dork."
Harold growled "rather be a dork than a idiot."
Duncan growled back, not intimidating Harold in the least "what did you say loser?"
"You heard me."
"Ahem."
Someone cleared their throat and Duncan turned to reveal Jessie staring at Duncan with her usual calm expression "could you leave your childish rivalry at the door? We have to get to the beach."
Harold looked down, ashamed, while Duncan just rolled his eyes and walked off.
Jessie patted Harold's shoulder "don't let Duncan get to you, he just has some issues."
Harold looked up "issues?"
Jessie nodded, staring in Duncan's direction "I'm starting to think that there's a more psychological reason Duncan goes after you."
Harold smiled "thanks Jessie, your so smart."
Jessie just blushed.
Jake then walked into the cabin, grinning to himself.
Geoff looked worried "what did you do now little dude?"
Jake just lifted his hand and counted down "3.......................2........................................1!"
At that moment, an explosion was heard from the Mess Hall kitchen and a soot covered pissed off Chef came out screaming "JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jake smiled "gotta run."
(CONFESSION CAM)
Harold- Jessie's right, if Duncan wants to act like he's a child, then let him. But I've gotta help my team. (grins and twirls his numchucks) It's time to put my mad skills thru some more test's
Jessie- (blushing) C'mon Jessie, stop acting like a school girl around him. Although he's handsome, smart, athletic (shakes head) get control of yourself girl.
(Gwen and Lindsay)
Back on the beach, Gwen was writing in her diary while Lindsay was asking her questions from a teen magazine her sister got for her. Lindsay had her face scrunched up in concentration and grinned, getting an idea.
"Do you like the color green?"
"Yes."
"Do you like death metal?"
"No."
"Do you hate dogs?"
"No."
"Do you think Trent's cute?"
"Yes." She blinked and stared annoyingly at Lindsay "HEY!
Lindsay smiled and said in a sing-songy voice "knew it."
Gwen sighed "not funny Linds."
Lindsay pouted "but don't you like him?"
Gwen rubbed her arm nervously "I just...... haven't really liked someone in a while."
Lindsay blinked "ohhhhhh, did you the last guy you liked do something like grab your butt. My last boyfriend did that and Paulie made him leave."
Gwen smirked "how did she make them leave?"
Lindsay scratched her head naively "she made him leave through the third story window and forced him to go to the hospital. Paulie told me was trying out for Peter Pan in a play and he wanted to leave through the window. Weird.
Gwen snickered and Lindsay turned to her again "so what happened to the last guy you liked?"
Gwen frowned and turned away " I don't wanna talk about it."
Lindsay blinked and patted her shoulder "you can tell me when your ready OK?"
Gwen smiled and gave her a brief hug "thanks Linds."
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKKKKKKKKK!!
The two covered their ears over Chris's infamous blow horn and Chris walked up with the rest of the campers behind him.
Chris grinned his usual sadist grin "alright camper's, Bass on my left and Gopher's on my right."
The campers rushed to their positions. Laura immediately went to Sara's side and saw that she was listening to her MP3 player and not paying attention.
Laura whispered to Sara "Angel, take off your headphones, you have to listen."
Sara smiled and leaned in "don't worry, I heard it's just a canoe challenge, nothing too serious."
Laura nodded warily and just kissed her on the cheek.
Chris started to explain the challenge "camper's, today's challenge is a true summer camp experience. A canoe trip."
He pointed over to the canoes, 4 red and 3 green.
"You'll be paddling your canoes across the lake." He stopped and said in a creepy voice "to Booooooooney Island. When you get there, you must portage your canoes to the other side of the island. Which is about a two hour hike through treacherous, dense jungle."
Geoff raised his hand "porta-what?"
Chris frowned "portaaaaage."
Geoff continued to look like a lost child until Chris sighed "dude, walk with your canoe!"
Chris continued "When you arrive at the other end of the island, you'll build a rescue fire that will be judged by me. The first team to paddle home and return their canoes to the beach is the winner of invincibility."
He then pointed over his shoulder and shouted "move camper's move!"
Sara, not even listening to the host, noticed him pointing over his shoulder to the canoes and ran off ahead.
Chris soon stopped the camper's "and one more thing I should mention. Legend has it if you take anything off the island, you'lll be cursed forever." He finished with thunder being heard across the sky.
The campers gasped and Izzy grinned "oh a cursed island! Cool!"
Chris smirked "that's the spirit Izzy. Now let's go out there and have some fun!"
(At the canoes)
The camper's, with the interns helping put on the life jacket's, were gearing up their canoes.
Paula had helped Lindsay put on her jacket "there sugar pop, that should be alright."
Lindsay smiled and squealed a little "this is gonna be soooo much fun." She then waved over to Gwen and Cody "Gwen! Cody!"
Paula raised an eyebrow while Gwen and Cody walked over with Cody asking "you ready Lindsay?"
Lindsay nodded "uh-huh, let's go." She then looked nervous "I just hope we don't run into anything."
Gwen patted her shoulder while Cody grinned and puffed out his chest "don't you worry Lindsay, I'll protect you."
Lindsay smiled and hugged him "awwww, thanks Colby."
Cody looked over to her shoulder to see Gwen smirking and Paula pointing 2 fingers into her eyes, then back at him.
Cody gulped nervously.
Heather had just walked into her canoe and looked to see Izzy already sitting in it "oh just follow my technique. I'm one eighty-seventh Cherokee, you know, which means the tribe could, like, claim me at anytime!"
Heather rolled her eyes "let's hope it's today."
Izzy blinked in surprise seeing as how Heather had spoken for the first time to anyone since the message she received from home yesterday. She wouldn't even insult Gwen or Sara when she walked into the Mess Hall.
Izzy just smiled softly at Heather "are you OK?"
Heather scoffed "what do you mean? I'm fine."
"Heather.."
Heather snarled "I said I'm fine."
(CONFESSION CAM)
Heather- (scowling) If there's one thing I hate more than anything else in the world, it's pity. I hate pity. Pity isn't gonna make me happy and it is a useless emotion. (Sighs and looks away from the camera)
The groups were set up as this
Gophers
Gwen, Lindsay, Cody
Leshawna, Sara, Laura
Izzy and Heather
Trent and Noah
Bass
Bridgette, Jessie, Jake
Andrew, Harold, Geoff
Duncan, Zeke, Eva
(Trent and Noah)
Trent raised an eyebrow at what Noah had just told him "really?"
Noah nodded "yep, our ladies man now has to ask Lindsay for her bra."
Trent chuckled "oh man, Cody's braver than I am."
Trent looked over to Cody's canoe and sighed seeing Gwen in it as well.
Noah noticed this and frowned "oh no, I'm not gonna be doing all the paddling while your making ga-ga faces at the bitter goth."
Trent scowled and 'lightly' tapped Noah in the stomach "ow! Watch it!"
"Didn't you say that physical activity isn't your forte?"
Noah sighed "before she left, I promised Beth that I'd be more patient with people and actually help out in anything physical."
Trent smirked and made a whipping sound, causing Noah to glare at him.
They came up to Cody, Lindsay, and Gwen's canoe where they saw Lindsay stretching and lying her head on Cody's lap, smiling teasingly "you don't mind if I work on my tan do you?"
"I don't mind one bit." Cody replied in a dazed voice.
Gwen was snickering at the scene.
(CONFESSION CAM)
Gwen-(smirking) Not bad Linds. Not bad.
Cody- (Babbling unintelligible words.)
(Andrew, Geoff, and Harold)
Geoff was looking over to Bridgette's canoe and then turned to Harold "are you sure not giving her my gift was a good idea?"
Harold nodded "yeah, it would have been too forward and it might have creeped her out a little.
Andrew scoffed which cause Geoff to glare at him "what? You don't think I have a chance?"
"No. It's because unlike you two, I came to win this competition, not to play the love sick goof or matchmaker."
Harold smirked "that's not what Heather wants to think."
Andrew turned to him and scowled "shut up, she's not really into me."
Geoff shook his head "dude, I've seen enough girl's to know when their faking or real. Trust me, she's totally into you."
Andrew scoffed "she's just trying to mess with me."
Harold sighed "besides, I don't think she knows enough about love to understand what to do. You saw how messed up her family is."
Geoff frowned "yeah, her dad's kinda of a..........um"
"Asshole?" Andrew suggested
"Yeah, that."
Andrew then looked to see Heather nearby with Izzy talking excitedly "seriously, I've ventured all over the world and I've killed things such as moose, Yeti's, koala's.
Heather lifted an eyebrow "isn't killing a koala illegal?"
Izzy just laughed "oh yeah, probably yeah."
Heather sighed and looked to her left, still looking distant which cause Andrew to look at her with curiosity.
(CONFESSION CAM)
Andrew- (glares at the camera) just to set the record straight, I did NOT come here to play kissy-kissy, with a girl. I came to focus and win. (looks to the side and grumbles to himself)
(40 minutes later)
The two teams had landed on the island and were walking along two separate paths.
With the Gopher's, Cody grinned up at Lindsay, who was saying excitedly "and my teacher totally took it the wrong way and gave me detention."
Gwen smirked "well you did insult his hairdo."
Lindsay cutely pouted "but my doggie has the cutest butt. It was a compliment!"
Cody snickered and soon blushed red. He sighed, wanting to get it over with "um, Linds?"
Lindsay smiled at him "yeah Cody?"
"I have to ask you a favor."
Lindsay nodded "sure, what?"
Cody chuckled nervously "well, you see."
He was then cut off by a roar and soon creatures came out of the woods. They looked to be monstrous over sized beavers.
Cody yelled "MONSTER BEAVERS!!!!"
The team took off screaming at the top of their lungs.
(CONFESSION CAM)
Chris- (reading a book) 'a late remnant of the Pliyco scene era. The Wooly Beaver is a day active rodent indigenous to Bony Island. Oh yeah and their meat eaters!'
(Main Tent)
The interns, with Chris and Chef, were looking at the past of the other campers.
Paula was staring in surprise at how Lindsay, not Cody, was the one to be forward.
Chris snickered "look's like she's not so innocent after all eh Paula?"
Paula smacked him in the back of the head "shut it, she's still my baby."
Chef was grumbling to himself which caused Michael to smirk "what's the matter? Upset that a 15 year old got the better of you?"
Chef growled "I would have had him if the challenge hadn't started/\.
Mara was going over the current recording and soon gasped "OH CRAP!"
Chris came over, looking unconcerned "what's the problem?"
Mara growled "the problem? The problem is that you sent those teens to a place that looks like it came out of Jurassic Park!"
The interns noticed the images and soon glared at Chris.
"What? Their contracts said that we can't get sued if their injured or dead."
Michael grabbed Chris and soon threw him into a tree.
(CONFESSION CAM)
Michael- Who the heck runs this show? A seriel killer!?
(With the Bass)
They were at a crossroads and Geoff turned to the team "which way?"
Jake pointed to the left "that way?"
Geoff looked concerned "I don't know, I think we should go right."
Bridgette nodded "the right IS wider."
Geoff smiled at her which caused Bridgette to say teasingly "what are you looking at?"
Geoff grinned nervously at her. Unfortunately, he didn't look where he was going and soon stepped on a small crack in the earth. It tripped him and twisted his ankle
He yelled "AHHHH! MY ANKLE!"
Bridgette gasped and came to him feeling his ankle "his ankle's been sprained. What do we do?"
Like it Hate it? Like the theme song? Now the Gophers are in trouble and the bass have a fallen comrade. WHO WILL WIN?
Here are the questions
Will the Gopher's escape?
How will the Bass cope with an injured Geoff?
What will Cody do?
Find out next time on TOTAL............ALTERNATE............ISLAND!