Lieutenant Adventures Series 10 Chapter 32 20 January 2016. Wrong Place Wrong Time.
Dedicated to Cancer victims, fighters and survivors.
"She married Tim?! Of course it isn't OK! She's my ex-wife."
Jim and Tim MacMahon were twins. Sandra MacMahon had been married to Jim MacMahon for 5 years. After 3 years they had had a son called and 4 months later they had had a son called Christopher and nearing the 5th year of their marriage they had had another son called David. Sandra and Jim then had a row and divorced. Sandra spent 3 years alone and then married again. She had left the kids with Jim and now in the 9th year of Sandra's second marriage, John is 14 and has been diagnosed with Cancer. Jim seeks Sandra to tell her and finds out she's married to Tim.
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Tim and Sandra had 3 children together called David, Matt and Peter. This disgusted Jim.
"You had 3?! John, Christopher and David's half brothers! One mother and two identical fathers, have you thought this through?!"
A cardboard box faded into view accompanied by a funny noise.
No-one noticed.
Tim was standing sheepishly in the corner.
"Who's life am I living?" asked Sandra.
"No, it's not that. You knew this would be a big deal to me," said Jim.
"Why is it a big deal?" asked Sandra.
"We are twins, we look the same and anyway, I don't feel you are wothy of knowing about John," said Jim.
"What about him? I have a right to know, he's my son," said Sandra.
"Hello? Am I invisible?" asked the Lieutenant.
"Yes. Yes, he is your son, isn't he? That totally explains why you walked out on him. He also has rights, Sandra, a right to know both parents. You deprived him of that right, why shouldn't I deprive you of yours?" asked Jim.
The Lieutenant sighed.
"If it's life threatening I want to know," said Sandra.
"Cancer. He's got Cancer. He's coping well and will continue with school," said Jim.
"Leave him," said the Lieutenant.
Sandra turned to look at the Lieutenant. "Sorry?" she asked.
"He said leave him," said Sandy.
"John?" asked Sandra.
"Tim," said Catina.
"Why?" asked Sandra.
"Because if you don't, the Lieutenant will set the Time Lords on you," said Ann.
"Time Lords?" asked Sandra.
"Of the planet Gallifrey. Keepers of Time. You are breaking the non-twinical law."
"I'm not a resident of Gall-place," said Sandra.
"The law applies to the whole Universe," said the Lieutenant.
"I don't believe in aliens," said Sandra.
"No? Well, when I am sent to execute you, don't say I didn't warn you. Come on you three, we have work to do," said the Lieutenant.
The Lieutenant, Sandy, Catina and Ann returned to the TARDIS.
The TARDIS dematerialised.
"Would you really execute someone?" asked Ann.
"Maybe. That was my job once, in the Time War. I doubt I could in this body but I sense a very dark future for me," said the Lieutenant.
"Are we there?" asked Sandy.
"No, none of you. Just a lovely little girl I met before called Penelope Pratt. I feel sorry for her," said the Lieutenant.
The TARDIS materialised.
"Where are we?" asked Catina.
"Still Earth, still Ireland, just a different part. Let me bring you up to date on this issue," said the Lieutenant. He put on the hologram and inserted the DVD into the console.
"You have it on DVD?" asked Ann.
"I have a snippet of everything here," said the Lieutenant.
The DVD played.
"So, if I come down this alley, I can get into their back garden and in through the back door. Then I can slip poison into their butter," said the man on the DVD. He drank some gin.
The DVD stopped.
"The same Penelope?" asked Sandy.
"Indeed," said the Lieutenant. "We have arrived ahead of schedule and he should be here soon. He's an alcoholic so be careful," said the Lieutenant. He left the TARDIS.
The man stumbled down the alley.
The Lieutenant stepped out of the shadows. He had just buzzed his energy screwdriver, alerting the Police that something was up. "Don't go in," said the Lieutenant.
The man stopped. "And who might you be?" he asked.
"The Lieutenant," he said.
"I asked WHO not WHAT," said the man.
"And if you had asked what, I would have said a Time Lord," said the Lieutenant.
"You're not Human?" he asked.
"No, I'm not," said the Lieutenant.
"Oh, I'm so scared, an alien invasion, talk about Area 51, here they are in Ireland!" he exclaimed.
"You'd better be scared," said the Lieutenant.
Blue lights lit up the alley.
It took the man a minute. "What have you done?" he asked.
"Probably saved my, your and your mother and father-in-law's lives," said the Lieutenant.
A Police Officer came over and restrained the man and took him away. "Thanks," he said.
"No problem," said the Lieutenant. He returned to the TARDIS.
The TARDIS dematerialised.
The Lieutenant recorded a message, warning about Sandra MacMahon and then sent it to the Time Lords.
Sandy, Catina and Ann were in the library.
"I don't know what his future is but he seems to," said Catina.
"I think we should keep an eye on him," said Ann.
NEXT TIME:
"There's nothing on the ship, let's depart it," said the pilot.
Someone screamed.
"Nearing two-thirds of the ship is infected by a nano-virus."
He cleaned up the blood and made sure the bump wasn't visible and then returned to the console room.
The Lieutenant
Alfie Deyes
Sandy Ulrich
Emma Watson
Catina Gunter
Miranda Kerr
Ann Allen
Julianne Hough
The Ruler of Earth
Thomas Stevens
Jim MacMahon
Cole Sprouse
Tim MacMahon
Dylan Sprouse
Sandra MacMahon
Kim Kardashian
Penelope Pratt
Gemma Arterton
The man
Mark Harmon
The Police Officer
Morgan Freeman
With special thanks to the BBC, FanFiction and Youtube.
Director
Keith Francis
Writer
Liam Hickey
Producer
Amelia Davis
L + J 2016.