Crush
Riku walks into the kitchen, then stops so he doesn't get hit by Neptune who was shot through the air.
"Boop." Came Yang's voice.
Deciding he wants to know what happened he went to the injured Neptune, "What did you do to make Yang kick your butt?"
"I was just trying to give her advice," Neptune complained.
"On what? How to fight?"
"No," Neptune said, "On how to be a lady. She's a loud, obnoxious, tomboy."
"And you thought telling her to her face was a good idea?" Riku asked.
"Well, how else is she supposed to get better? No guy is going to want to date her."
"She doesn't need to get 'better' at anything," Riku said raising his eyebrow.
"Huh?" Neptune said, "But girls who are elegant, cute, and sweet…"
"Are boring," Riku responded, "Yang's cool, fun, you don't need to act like Mr. Perfect, because she likes you the way you are, why wouldn't someone want to date her?"
Riku wasn't aware of this, but Yang heard the whole thing.
The members of team RWBY slept. Blake's dream cloud appeared and her dream could be seen.
She was surrounded by fish. Every single type of fish a cat faunus would want.
"There's so much," Blake shouted, "Which one should I start with?"
Then there was Weiss's dream.
The newspaper had a huge announcement on it.
Today is the marriage between Weiss Schnee and Sora Hikari. Everyone in the kingdom is invited.
(Except for Jacques and Whitely Schnee)
Standing at the Alter was Sora wearing a tuxedo. Then Weiss began to walk down the aisle. She wore a white wedding dress, and in place of a vale, she wore a white flower at the base of her ponytail. Winter was crying tears of joy. Weiss's teammates and Fern and Heather were her bridesmaid, Riku was the best man.
Weiss reached the alter. Standing at the podium was Ozpin.
"Dearly beloved," Ozpin began, "We are gathered here today to join these two in marriage."
Lastly was Yang.
"…why wouldn't someone want to date her?" Riku asked.
Then music began to play as Yang sang.
Hush, hush, hush
Blush, blush, blush
You are now my big fat crush~
Yang got in front of him.
I'm single as I can be
You're single perfect for me
I'm gonna give you a bunch a reason's why you should date me~
Yang pulled down a chart that showed what she looked like in RWBY proper. With a note that said 'this is what I really look like.'
Reason number one: I'm super-hot
Reason number two: she's super not
She pointed at Cinder.
Reason number three: I'm all you got, and all you got is someone hot.
Boy check my resume
She gave him a folder that said resume. He opened it to read it.
You wanna back ground check, okay!
First name, hot, and last name, chick
Wanna get with me? Well, that's the sitch
You, think I'm trash
Heck no I'm class
She pulled out her gauntlets.
And I got some awesome brass.
And all I've got to say is; please date me! Because I'm single!
S-I-N-G-L-E
She got closer to Riku.
So, love me
And hug me
And touch me
And well…
Yang leaned in for a kiss. Riku also leaned in to kiss her.
Blake chose a fish to eat, "Yellow tail." She opened her mouth to eat it."
"By the power invested in me," Ozpin said, "I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride." The two leaned in to seal their vow with a kiss.
FWEEEEEEEE
"Good morning team RWBY!"
All three girls shot up at the sound of the whistle. Standing in the center of the room was Ruby holding a whistle, "It's time for our morning training."
All three looked at their leader in exhausted anger. Then all three grabbed their pillows to throw.
*BEEP*
Let me remind you all this fic is rated K+. So, I had to censor the song. Sorry.