"Talking"

Thinking (you may have to decide what is emphasis and what is thinking but I'll assume smartness on your parts)

Japanese (when not in Naruto verse-its too hard)

Kyuubi speaking

'Beast-speaking' (may be hard to tell apart from kyuubi but please do try to dissociated)

When Itachi left his room next morning, he'd spent most of the day compiling his report, he barely made it.

"Naruto." The words were barely audible, but the blond appeared at his side in a second. "Please tell me why traps are strung up around the place so precarious and numerous that even I am at danger of activating one?" The genin had the decency to look embarrassed.

"Well the Weasly twins initiated prank war..." Itachi paled, he disappeared inside his room for the briefest of moments before returning. "Finish up, we'll do some simple exercises but no more, I'm surprised they haven't asked more questions already. And one thing Naruto, if one prank is played on me Kakashi's dogs wouldn't be able to find you and pick your bones." The blonde gulped at the dark tone, nodded vigorously and poofed out of existence. Less then three weeks of being here and he's already using ninja arts in the open, Hokage-sama's going to kill me. Glancing around, Itachi gave an annoyed groan and activated his sharingan, Naruto's abilities at trap setting were brought up in a ninja village, it was almost impossible to see half the traps he set, the rest were. This is going to be a long week.

No one survived the carnage that ripped through the Halls of Hogwarts that week. Students were pied, painted, shrunk, enlarged, swollen, animalised, singing uncontrollably, speaking like chipmunks, given tails, attacked by plushies, tickled to death by dusters and followed by farting noises. Not even the teachers were safe, McGonagall had been subjected to the chipmunk voicing when she was caught with a face full of powder entering her room, Dumbledore's clothes had gone from being over the top to glowing neon, Flitwick was as big as Hagrid and vice versa, Lockhart had been found crying in the toilets when his hair had turned blue, teeth black, his skin blotchy tie-dye orange and his clothes olive green, Sprout had ballooned into a cabbage, Snape had his own backing track following him which would have been badass if it hadn't been the sugar plum fairy sequence, Mrs Pince couldn't speak without shouting, Professor Binns had no control over his flight pattern and ended up on the wrong side of the castle, the ghosts were afraid to come out of their burial chambers and some of the paintings had laughed themselves off the walls. Filch was by now a nervous wreck and barricaded himself into his office. Very few had escaped the genin's attacks, Itachi for obvious reasons, Harry and his close knit group, Ginny because she was his potions partner, Draco and a few others he didn't want angry with him or he noticed would be easily upset.

Surprisingly there was very little the twins had to show for the week, they'd focused solely on Naruto and failed to prank him each time, they'd been drenched, drinks spiked, sweets salted, shoe laces tied, teeth blackened, hair dyed silvery blond, dressed in Slytherin garb, cross dressed, undressed, overdressed and been hung upside down in the doorway to the Great Hall. Naruto for his part was barely seen, did everything perfectly in class and vanished. The teachers couldn't give him detention, though they knew all of this mayhem was caused by him, thanks to the announcement at the start of the fateful week, because he was the epitome of a perfect student in class and they hadn't caught him once outside of class. Plus the damage wasn't lasting nor were any of the students harmed or emotionally scarred, except for Lockhart but no one could bring themselves to care, in fact most of the school had had a good laugh. Not even Snape could voice fault and you could tell he did find it, he'd taken it very badly when he'd suddenly had his clothes changed into a Dorothy costume and the rest of the lesson was spent with the background music to the Wizard of Oz 'We're off to see the wizard'. No one had even noticed the transition of his hair the week was so hectic, and if anyone had they probably thought it was some kind of prank.

LINE

Finally the week was over, everyone was sat down at the table for dinner, half the students missing because they were too frightened that they would be pranked at this last opportunity. The Weasly twins were looking very downtrodden. Half way through dinner a fan fare reined and a Griffon came tearing in, it flew around the Great Hall screeching when suddenly it caught alight and burst into a shower of fireworks. The room stared up in awe. A hand of clapping rang out in the silence that followed, they turned to the front. Naruto was sitting in Dumbledore's seat, clapping wildly. When he felt the turn of the stares he looked out at everyone and smiled brightly.

"That was amazing wasn't it, I was kinda worried that it wouldn't look that great and the fire wouldn't burn right or that it should be a phoenix, but I think it went marvellously." No one made the slightest movement. Draco, smirking slightly, began to clap. Harry joined him with several others and soon the whole room was clapping. Once it'd died down Naruto stood up and surveyed the crowd. "I'd like to first apologize to anyone who I have hurt the feelings of during this prank war, but you know war brings out the worst and the best in people, but enough about that all I have to ask now is for the prankster representatives of this school, Fred and George to come up." The two stood and trudged towards the head table. "There's something I want to ask you." He let the sentence hang for a few moments. Drama Queen.

You love it.

True. It makes good TV. "Fred and George." He leaned in closer, they simultaneously gulped. "Why did you try and egg me last week?"

The whole room face faulted.