lmpandora-p asked: 28 Lokane [knocking on the wrong door au] :D )
150 word drabble courtesy of the tumblr numbered AU prompt list. Post-Thor, pre-Avengers, with a very loose definition of the word 'door'. Embrace ALL the tropes!
The first thing Jane does on the other side is fall over.
"Interesting." Someone crouches in front of her; his voice is soft, but not kind. "That looked a clever trick. Why are you not dead?"
She feels like she's been squeezed from a toothpaste tube. "Is this Asgard?" Jane's been searching for another bridge since Thor left—
A hand grabs her chin; a milk-pale face swims into view. "You are as far from Asgard as one can get," he snarls. Then he frowns. "I've seen you before…"
"You should ask permission before having friends over, Loki." A woman's voice — hairless blue skin and black eyes, no, that can't be right— "Bring her to Thanos."
Rocks, and cold open space, and— "Where am I?"
Loki — Loki? — helps her to unsteady feet. "A great distance," he says, and the words are almost pitying, "from anywhere you would ever want to be."