"Welcome to Win A Date With Cinderpelt 2! The contestants today are Timberfur, Firestar, and Dustpelt, and the winner will take Cinderpelt to Firestar and Hollyleaf's Museum of Moral Cats!"

"If I win, can we go somewhere else?" Firestar asked.

"Sure, I guess. First question: What's your favorite TV channel?"

"Personally," Dustpelt meowed, "I like CatoonNetork because I'd always watch it when I was younger, and when our kits dragged me into it. But Ferncloud always drags me in to see those gushy shows on LoveyDoveyTV." He stuck out his tongue.

"CrimeCatTV," Firestar answered.

"What's a tee-vee?" Asked Timberfur.

Cinderpelt rolled her eyes. "Just give Dustpelt a point."

"Dustpelt has a point."

"Next question: What makes you angry?"

"I know this is more like annoyed, but when Ferncloud tells me we're having more kits," Dustpelt sighed.

"MAPLESHADE, killing SPOTTEDLEAF! I was hoping to see her in StarClan! ROAR!" Firestar ROARed.

"Missing a catch makes me angry," Timberfur snarled as if it were the worst thing possibly possible. The other cats looked at him.

"Alrighty then. Firestar gets a point."

"Dustpelt and Firestar are tied with a point each."

"Last question...wait, what? Flip over?" Cinderpelt flipped the card, read it, and looked at Mistystar. "Ha, ha, very funny. I know you replaced question three with this."

Mistystar put her paws up. "I didn't do anything."

Nervous sweat beaded on Cinderpelt's face. "O-okay, but you two come read this." She beckoned Brownleaf and Mistystar to her. They gasped.

"Do it," Brownleaf meowed.

"What? No, I can't. It's your-"

"Do. It."

"Alright, alright. Last question: Did you know Brackenfur is Brownleaf's mate? Biggest secret in Clan history." Everyone gasped. Brownleaf looked like she soon regretted it.

"Firestar wins. Okay. Bye. End of show."

Sorry it was short. It just turned out that way. Next episode, I'll (maybe) tell you the whole card. If I get around to it. I will eventually, if not tomorrow.