Ummmmm...shooooo...uhhh...I have no idea what to write in the authors note...:P
umm...I like bagels.
Actually, I don't like bagels. Especially not raisin ones. Raisins are horrible. XP
Disclaimer: MAGICAL TREVOR IS BACK ONE AGAIN!
Oh and by the way, The remainder of the cast has returned. Cuz I say that they have. And I am the author. Of doom.
One day, Slinko was trying to start the new chapter of Riza Encounters a Beasty. Usually, She wouldn't have updated for a bazillion and four more years, but she had promised her reviewers a quick update. So far, she had started the fanfic several different ways. They all sucked.
"Damnit. All these beginnings are stupid and corny." She growled.
When suddenly, an idea occurred to her. But she scraped that one as well. Cuz it sucked.
When suddenly...something happened...Perhaps it was the corny batman episode she was watching on you tube, or maybe it was the soup she had eaten for dinner. But whatever it was, Slinko came up with an amazing idea.
She would simply write the chapter and refuse to make any revisions. Whatever she typed, she kept. The exception of course, being spelling errors. In other words, the first thing that came to her mind would be what she would type.
Your edit-free fanfiction will begin now.
It was an average day for Riza Hawkeye. EXCEPT FOR THE RAVENOUS, BLOOD THIRSTY HOUNDS THAT WERE TRYING TO TEAR HER LIMB FROM LIMB! THAT WAS NOT AVERAGE AT ALL! Harley Quinn.
Meanwhile at Roy the Beasty...
"Well that dance-off utterly sucked." Said Roy. Havoc grumbled.
"We never even had a dance off!"
"Yes we did. In the last chapter. Remember?" Roy said in Batmans voice.
"Oh yeah...Now anyways...WHO WANTS PUDDIN!" Havoc screamed. Everybody cheered, but then..Roys cell Phone rang!
"Hello?" Said Roy. There was no reply. So he hung up.
Meanwhile at Riza...
Suddenly, after 17 days of neglecting to finish the chapter. Slinko returned and found that fucking EVERYTHING that she wrote was in comic font. :(
Moving on...
Riza did the hokey pokey. But graaaaa...that never happened. Ummmmmmmmmm...what was going on before? Lemme check. Oh yeah. Well ummm...
Riza tripped on a root that was protruding from the ground and fell on the ground. (i hate repititions. I wish I had some pudding left. Where did it all go?) The wolves immedietly jumped on the little burrito name Riza and were about to tear her limb from limb!
When suddenly...Her cell phone rang! The wolves were not rude wolves, so they let her answer it.
"Hello?" Riza asked.
"Hello! This is an automated message saying that you should click your heels three times and scream for Roy the Beasty to save you!"
Riza smirked. Oh yeah. Oh yeaaaaahhhh. This would work. This would work noicely.
Riza clicked her heels three times before the wolves began to attack her again. During the time that she was getting attacked, she was able to squeal out several words such as: Help! Beasty! Wolves! and Pickles!
MEANWHILE...AT THE THE CASTLE OF...DOOOOOM poopy poopy poo poo
Roys cell phone rang. He growled. Perhaps he should get better service. Whatever the hell that means.
"Hello" He roared into the portable cellular phonical device.
"Uh huh...Really?...Mmmmhmmmmm okay. I'll be right there." Roy mooed and he ran away on all fours to go and rescue his beautiful damsel in distress!
Short Chapter is Short. But since it was so short, I'll update again soon. (translation: The next time I update, you'll all have grandkids)
review.