Narupony

Author's Note:So yeah the Lulamoon way produces awesome results if you can't tell by now. So last chapter we had plenty of threats and verbal lashings, plus Zecora apparently has a hench-changeling according to Pinkie Pie, who I still can't find the right way to be random with. So I'm on chapter twenty-five and now over a hundred thousand words, I still have a way to go before reaching season Two. . I want you all to know I made a new Mlp fanfic for the site, its title is Equestria High go read it after your done with this chapter, and help me out with a problem I'm facing with that story. Still you guys don't want to hear me rant about what short-comings I have you want to read the damn story.

Leviathantamer:A fox is to cliché, honestly changing his species would also be too hard, still though it isn't that simple what you think is going to happen anyways. Though I should thank you, in a way you gave me a new idea for him to handle the poison joke and something not cliche at all.

Shisarakage:(\ Yeah hilarious indeed, but still the question I must ask you is why do keep thinking that these creatures are familiar I just made this one up. The goop will be explained in this chapter of course, and Derpy emotions might be strained since the mare tries to see everything at a positive out look, compared to the next mare you'll see soon enough.

MaimumDrive:Yeah there is more than another part to this story.

Cf96:Great question and here is the answer, he is as tall as Nightmare moon.

Ramen Junky:Usually I get slapped for making people cry, its like a gift I have with the women.

ElfyElric:Thanks for the praise I'll be sure to make this chapter as good as the first, though I'm glad you praised it so well, and got a fan out of you.

Guest:It's only been a total of a month and a half so he hasn't grown older really.

Gerudo:It was just an observation, and I really don't know how to handle a changeling with poison joke, it might kill them in my opinion. Killing is never the answer unless in excessive force proven in earlier chapters.

Other Guest:Yes Luna will be appearing very soon.

cryptozthunderlord:I always prefer Reviews over pm's, nut I'm not going to deny any pm's sent my way either, some of the people that has messages came up with brilliant and beautiful ideas to add to the story.

Chiyoru the unholy blade: I bless you... ha not unholy but in all seriousness here's the marem Luna, Trixie, Lyra, Zecora, Rarity and Chrysalis. Unless you are asking what is the word marem which it is a pony pun of harem.

Disclaimer:See that last chapter it told you I don't own MLP(owned by Hasbro) or Naruto(owned by Kishimoto) what makes you think anything changed, those wonderful people wouldn't dream of giving up a meal ticket like that to the likes of me.

Chapter Twenty-Five: The Poison Croak Arc:(part Two)Tongue Lashing

Chrysalis blinked as the group of mares and stallions gathered in Naruto's house, the sound of running water coming from the bathroom as they all stared at each other. The smell of hesitation and curiosity wafted off all of them as she tasted the air around her. "So you mares are all of Naruto's close friends. It's a pleasure to meet you all." Her hoof reached towards the group of ponies as the first to grab was an azure coated mare, the curiosity clung to her body like it was a minute old perfume.

"Trixie, and it is a pleasure to meet you." Her eyes scanned over the changeling in curiosity, her eyes slipping towards Naruto for a brief few seconds as he smiled in approval. "Is it true that you are a princess, miss Chrysalis?"

"Huh, oh no I was a queen, I gave it all up a day or two ago. The Changelings had different goals then I did, and I'd never be free with them so I gave my crown to sa leader that will hopefully lead them down a peaceful path." The hesitation left each one as they all stepped forward with a different look in their eyes and a different smell wafting off of them.

"So darling, what made you quit not enough colts in your life, or was it dull?" Rarity's was the first to speak up as her eyes casually traced over the body of the former queen.

"No most of the ones that tried something usually got beaten to a pulp by my father or were too brutish to hold a conversation so they left the hive with his blessings and looked for another mate, one preferably in equestria." She stared at the others as a smile graced her lips. "I mean some of the changelings live a life of solitude only venturing out into the sun for necessity, while others become famous and revel in the atmosphere of those around them, or at least that's what my father said." HEr eyes drifted towards the cyan Pegasus who slowly backed away from her, not the smell of fright but anticipation lingered off the mare. Harlequin eyes followed the mare as she traveled to the navy blue coated unicorn, the took looked at each other and smiled as they left them all silently.

"So the lack of decent suitors made you give up your throne then, couldn't you of widened your scope then?"

"No you don't get it white mare, I had little interest in suitors to begin with, what I wanted more than anything was to see Equestria, and all types of places across the world. Las Pegasus was the very first place I visited besides the rocky desert in the bad lands, and with that one taste of freedom, I knew, I wanted more so here I am." She watched as the curiosity began to fade from each of the six mare's as they finally began to smile honestly back at her. "Though I have to thank everypony that helped make this happen, especially Naruto I will be forever in his debt." She didn't snicker as jealousy reeked the air, she didn't even need to smell it, two mares looked at her with such intensity.

"Can you tell Trixie what he did to get such adulation from you?" Her grayish-violet eyes glared at Chrysalis, she wondered what sort of deed did the Naruto do to gain the queen's affections.

"Oh he saved me from the swarm's mortal enemy so I owe him a massive debt of gratitude that I could never hope to repay." Her slit tongue flicked in the air as the sentiment of empathy emanated off everypony here. "Now can you please introduce yourselves, I'd like to become friends with the ones Naruto holds so dear to his heart." Her eyes turned towards the lavender mare walking forward as she smiled at her.

"Please let me introduce everypony Chrysalis, my name is Twilight Sparkle and this is Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Trixie, and wait Rainbow Dash is missing, I'm sure she was here just a second ago." Violet eyes looked around the spacious house as she looked back at the one that should be demanding her attention. "I'm sorry, I can't find her anywhere she probably left to do something with the weather."

"No she left a minute or two ago with Crescent, they seemed happy and I'm sure we'd meet again if those looks were anything to go on." They all gazed at her, each wondering something else the changeling was sure of the water finally coming to a stop as the bathroom door opened, her gaze averting as the door slowly creaked open.

Naruto glanced as he walked out the bathroom door towel wrapped around his frame, as every followed each step he took. "Umm, it isn't polite to stare." The drips of water dropped to the wooden floor, his coat matted down with water, and his hair lost its spikes as he glanced at them all. "Come on are you girls going to watch me walk towards my room." He almost tripped as three of them nodded to him, the rest complying with his simple demands. "Be back in a bit, maybe we can get something afterwards so none of you go anywhere." He walked as quickly to his room as possible, the door shutting behind as the mares finally gained some semblance.

The mares did nothing as they waited for him to walk out, the thought of food and catching up with the alicorn on what he missed at the front of two minds. The minutes passed in silence as the door finally began to open, all set of eyes were on the alicorn as he walked towards them all, the front of his mane still dripping wet as he grinned at them all. "So where are we going to eat?"

"Here, Trixie can cook something here." She ignored every set of eyes settled on her but Naruto's, she chose to stay here and she wouldn't back down to nopony or thing that wanted his affections. "I mean if its alright with you, I can make us some sandwich's and we swap stories of how our week was." She watched as the cerulean eyes thought in concentration as everypony else looked at her curiously.

"I don't think we have any food here Trixie."

"We do Naruto, while you two were away, Trixie has personally stocked the refrigerator and cupboard, it's going to be a while before we run out of edible food with Trixie staying here. If its alright with you that is?" She wondered if the prince knew about her brother's arrangement for her to live with them.

He blinked at her, he honestly didn't know what to say to that. His bodyguard and friend invited his sister to live with him for the time being, Naruto glanced at everypony else wondering what he should say about this subject. "Yeah of course you can stay, it would be wonderful to have someone cook in the house." He grinned as the thought of the two siblings bonding echoed through his mind, this was the right choice and besides he would love to see more of Trixie's magic.

"Trixie shall get to it right away then, Pinkie Pie, Trixie's talents aren't suited towards confections might you assist Trixie in that matter?" Her eyes turned toward the mare, she took her brother's words to heart. She would ask for help if it was beyond her ability and cooking any confection definitely was, she could cook vegetation like it was noponies business she lived on her for three years, confectionaries were a different story and if she was going to win Naruto's heart she'd use a shortcut through his stomach, even if it required some assistance. "Oh and please ask for seconds I'd be willing to make it for everypony here." She smiled at the group.

She followed his slow canter through town, his silence did nothing but build up the anticipation between the two. "So was it cool going on your little adventure with Naruto?" She smiled as scarlet eyes turned her way, his head motioning to a table where the two could sit and chat. "Don't be all mysterious with me now, it's called a conversation we are having so that means talk." His head still motioned towards the table, reluctantly she sat down as the stallion sat across from her. "Okay now that were sitting please tell me what happened, you did say wonderbolt, and that means something cool happened."

He smiled at the pair of magenta eyes pleading with him, it was a small victory for him if she was curious and all he needed to say was one word wonderbolt. "That Queen back in Naruto's house was the reason we had to leave so urgently. I'm going to skip the boring parts if you don't mind." She eagerly nodded as he told her their journey with the changelings. "So yeah about the last day was me spending time with the wonderbolts in the recovery room, Soarin's going to out for a while, but he should be flying sometime next year if everything is alright." He watched those eyes brighten as he finally stopped talking, her front hooves tembled occasionally as he said both Soarin and Spitfire's name so casually.

"So you got to hang with the wonderbolts all day, and you did nothing but listen to them." Her hooves shook more as he slowly nodded his head, a wasted oppurtunity, seriously she'd give her front hooves to spend quality with her idols and all he did was listen to them. "Did you at least ask them some questions like how many spins they can do with a front flip loop?" She watched as he turned away his face still in a frown. "What about any of their other tricks did you ask about those?"

"I didn't too actually Dash we talked about what its like to fly, the touring all that simple stuff. "

"So nothing about getting me an audition?"

"No they didn't even mention you."

"What about you, did you mention me at all?" Her hooves pressed against her face as glanced at him.

"I did mention you to them, I don't know how they felt but they didn't seem angry listening ato me talk about you. So how was your week in ponyville?"

"Uhh horrible an old friend came to town and she treated everypony as though they weren't worth her time because they were uncool. I never noticed it and when she finally did show her true colors, she just ridiculed everyone and mocked them for not being cool." Her eyes watched as he nodded to her, his eyes elsewhere lost in the glass of the cafe. "You aren't even listening to me are you?"

"I was actually, I'm just wondering what you said to your friend."

"So what do you think I said?"

"Buck off."

"No I couldn't ever say that to Gilda, we go way back. I just told her that if she couldn't accept my friends for the way they are, maybe we shouldn't see each other anymore."

"If she changes her ways would you want to be friends again?"

"Of course I'd love to be friends with Gilda again."

"So did anything else happen while we were gone?"

"We had a dragon living on top of the mountains and Fluttershy handled it."

His scarlet eyes turned towards Rainbow Dash as the mere mention of Fluttershy handling a dragon, the thought of that ever happening was hilarious to him. "So who beat the savage beast,was it Twilight, Applejack or was it you that was triumphant against it?" her head shook rapidly giving him a silent no, as her eyes seemed to harden at the fact he thought she was lying to him. "Your serious Fluttershy beat a dragon." Her head slowly nodded never breaking eye contact with him. "What did she do politely ask it to leave?"

"She actually chewed him out and got him to leave, but yeah she did it all."

"I have to give the mare credit then, if she can whip a dragon into shape then anypony should consider her a counselor I guess." He watched as she looked away her hooves outstretched across the table.

"Derpy's coming this way." Her eyes watched as the grey mare carefully flew towards them her mail bag strap placed in her teeth,her front left hoof waing at the cyan pegasus as the bag dropped from her mouth.

Derpy watched bag plummet to the ground the lizard still in it, an internal debate for the safety of the poor creature and the grief , her bag stopped in mid-air surrounded by a sunny glow, golden eyes drifted to the unicorn now deep in concentration as the bag was set gently on Rainbow Dash's table. "Thank you Cardy, the bags very important to me and everything in it too." The two could help her with this strange creature she just knew it, her hooves touched the ground as both looked on in surprise, the creature jostling inside the bag as brown ooze escaped through the zipper.

"What in the name of Luna is in that bag?" His voice raised as the bag jostled more, with each movement it made more brown ooze came out of it. He wanted, no needed to know what was in this bag. Staring at this brown goop just irritated him more with each passing second, his eyes glancing upwards at Rainbow Dash everything washed away the anger fear everything just disappeared, only leaving a feeling of contentment. His horn glown with a bright sunny hue that wrapped around the zipper.

"I really don't know what it is , it looks like a lizard though." The Strabismus ridden mare glanced at the bag and one of her closest friends separately, anticipation was written the only that was on Dash's face as they stared at the unicorn, each sound of the teeth separating brought more worry as doughy white eyes looked out from the bag. A bright pink tongue shot out startling nopony unlike his previous time, its body sloshing around in the brown goop as one of its legs finally grasped the outer lining of the bag.

"So this is what was in the bag, kind of ugly if you ask me." Her hoof touching the brown ooze, her eyes dilating at the briefest touch of it. Fear poured over her each one fighting for dominance as the bile rose in her stomach, she could feel her throat tightening as it became harder to breathe. Her wings sporadically flapping as she glanced at Crescent, she couldn't breath now and she didn't know why or how. 'Am I going to die?' It was the only thought going through her head as she banged her hooves against the table, the goop landing on the both of them as Scarlet eyes stared at her a tinge of affection reflected in his eyes, the threat of death the farthest thing away from her mind now, smiling back at him. The unseen noose around her neck loosening, the flailing stopped as her chest heaved once more, the danger had passed and now her hooves missing the brown goop and all that near her gone as well.

He felt something as the goop landed on him, he wasn't sure what it was it could have been dread or fear as he stared at the pink creature emerging from the mail bag. His heart beating faster each second he stared at it, the pain in his chest increasing didn't scare him. He practically died in Las Pegasus this was just something that couldn't be helped, his eyes drifted towards the cyan Pegasus, he didn't want to die in front of her or anypony in general. Rainbow Dash was one of the ones that he couldn't die in front of not, no he'd look into her eyes and hopefully she'd understand where she stood with him, the pain didn't stop it only decreased as he looked at her, his heart rate slowing down dramatically as they shared that moment. His scarlet eyes tracing the table in embarrassment from the smile she gave him. His concentration turned towards the goop disappearing, it was fast with a crackle and poof, a second later nothing was there. 'What in Luna happened just now?' His eyes settling back on the creature in fascination

Derpy didn't know what to make of the emotions that washed over her, it was overpowering for the very first second and then it died as golden eyes trained on the one thing she appreciated more than anything she had, no muffins could top the sense of happiness she got from staring at her mail bag. The voices of emotions washed away as nothing but happiness filled her mind. The brown goop looking soup might have decorated the table a few seconds ago, but now it was as spotless as it ever way, even her bag didn't have a speck of it from what she could see with her good eye. The lizard scattered around the table as it avoided the sets of hooves trying to corral it back into the bag, a sunny glow wrapped around its torso, legs flailing in the air as it was swiftly set back into its make-shift prison. "So any idea of what it is Cardy?"

"My name is Crescent, Derpy, and no I don't have any clue what this thing is." His eyes glanced at the bag and then towards the mares, he knew that brown ooze that the lizard shot out brought out those emotions, and almost ended his life in the process. "We should go find Naruto, Chrysalis or Twilight should know what this thing is?" He gazed at the bag once more, it would easier to kill the creature here and now, the thought was tempting but he couldn't risk it not knowing what could happen if he slew the beast.

"I'll carry it then Crescent, I brought it to you all so its my responsibility." Her eye darted between both of them, as the other eye gazed lazily at the cloud it was such a beautiful day. The dull thump of both ponies alerted her, as they both slept on the table, spots of navy blue covered the cyan pegasus the mar's left golden eye traced over the stallion, white spots covered his body as they both laid there unconscious. She didn't reach towards them as the constant reminder of the goop and what it did to her. She would sit here with the two until they awoke, then she'd go to Twilight with what ever this was.

Zecora glanced at the inside of her hut, countless flowers and possessions from the home-land. She watched the foolish alicorn step into the poison joke, knowing full well of the dangers that it was going to cause at least the changeling was smart about it. It happened again this time more subtlety then the last, her thoughts went back to her first willing guests in a long time, she felt the need to help him to return the generosity he showed defending her honor as a shaman. She wondered how the two would react to her witch-like cauldron and the potions she brew in it. "I'll return that selfless act with a favor of my own, perhaps he doesn't know of the cure for Poison joke." Her mind reeled as she glanced over her ingredients, one crucial components missing, the extract of a manticore root.

The forest of Everfree was kind to her letting such a dangerous tree's roots grow in ponyville only helped her cause in extracting such a valuable ingredient, for all of her potions. She'd have to make another trip to ponyville, most likely under the guise of night if she wanted to get anything truly done. "Today they eill have to bear this burden, I hope that they all behave and are safe for the night."

Her light azure hooves trampled the ground of an empty ponyville, cyan eyes looked on at the empty building as her hooves stopped in front of a small violet pegasus mare, her eyes settled on the alicorn laying next to her. His blonde spiked hair was all matted, her hoof gently brushed his fallen form as he coughed up blood. "Naruto, what did thou do to him?" Her body galloped as she finally approached the pair, the violet mare's attention never waned from the alicorn even as Princess Luna stood before her daunting over diminutive frame. "What has thou done to my confidant and great friend Naruto, and how are you here in the first place this is a realm of dreams, I am the only capable of entering." Her eyes watched as the strangers left hoof gently touched the ground, the wings stretching on her back, an immediate sign she was about to take off.

"It is finally nice to meet you Princess Luna, or should I call you nightmare moon?" Her vermillion eyes still tracing the alicorns body as it convulsed for a second, both mare's releasing a held breath as he stopped and began breathing normally again. "Whatever that flower was it is a doozy." She joked about his condition, it was the only way she knew how to cope with this ordeal. It wasn't like she could help strengthen his immune system and counteract whatever this flower caused, this was going to be a battle of time and a testament to Naruto's willpower. The Kyuubi's magic now was the cause of his pain, instead of being that always ever-burning boost of energy that he had. Every attempt to syphon off the magic, only created a new gap for it to leak through his body. "I'm going to have to cut off your magic if it keeps up like this." Naruto's lack of progress in obtaining the fox's tails of magic was a true blessing in disguise, if he had another tail of magic she was sure she'd meet death once again.

Princess Luna was already on edge when the mare called he by her alter-ego, she could name the number of ponies that would call her that to her face with two hooves. Those eyes held no mercy or fear to her presence in fact it seemed she had the "What did you do to him, and who are you?" The irritation rose as she started walking away from the Naruto's body. "As Princess of Canterlot and co-ruler of Equestria, I demand that you answer me." Her cyan eyes trained on the pegasus as eh stopped, a snese of dread washed over her as turned towards her.

"I didn't do anything to him, and if you order me to do something again I'll hurt you. Only one pony orders me around, and he's fighting an internal battle now. Do you understand, or do I have to beat that into you like, Naruto snapped you out fo your funk when you were Nightmare moon." She could see the anger brimming in the thousand year old mare's eyes, and with a coughing fit from her friend snapped both out of their initial stare down.

"Then let thine self, try another way." She watched the crimson eyes watch as she approached her. Luna's head and body lowered to the mystery mare's hooves, tears dropping from her cyan eyes as she gazed at the ground beneath the hooves. "Please tell me everything, thou owes Naruto everything and if I can repay him in any way then please let me assist." She didn't look up this mare she knew something about what was going on.

Senna glanced at the alicorn, royalty was begging and crying at her hooves for her to help her, the one that cause her to lose that carefree attitude was standing before her. Princess Luna mutilated Naruto and yet here she was begging to help save him. "Please get up, Watching you bow to me is boring, lets talk over tea and if your lucky enough I'll tell you the truth." Her hooves clapped together as a dining table appeared out of nowhere, she could imagine the confused look on Luna's face when she looked up at what she just did. "I have a question though, how did you know Naruto wasn't conscious?" Her hooves clapped together as a te pot and set of cups on opposite sides of the table, she sat down in a chair waiting for her guest to graciously accompany her. "Don't speak in the royal Canterlot voice either

The moon mare slowly rose from the ground, her eyes still running with tears as she looked at the simple dining set that wasn't there before."I know when all ponies are asleep, if you did not know. Nine equestrians collapsed at the same time here in ponyville and Naruto is one of them. So I checked up on his well-being and here I am." It felt weird dropping the royal Canterlot dialect as she stared at her newest company. "Now please tell me what's going on with Naruto and who are you?"

"One thing at a time, my name is Senna ubi...I guess, the heads a little foggy on the last name now. I am his Guardian pegaus, and now that introduction is out of the please have some tea with me. "She smiled a fox-like grin, a single canine poking out as she looked at the moon mare, wondering how she was going to take the truth about Naruto.

Author's note:So how did you like that for a chapter not much Zecora and Naruto in this arc and it is about them. Next chapter the poison joke that I fond sickly amusing shows its results and Zecora gets some help from a peculiar face. Though the biggest thing is how much Senna is going to tell Luna about Naruto and her true reason for being inside his body. Oh if you didn't know I created a new story, and I'd love all of my dedicated readers to give it a whack it is a mlp story after all titled Equestria high. Now that you have read the story, please do me the cutesy of reviewing.