25. Martial Arcs (Jaune/Ren)
Jaune liked to sneak up on Ren in the shower.
He thought he was being smooth; Ren strongly disagreed but went along with it anyway.
"You know that would never work on a girl, right?" Ren asked him.
"Well, yeah, we don't have co-ed showers."
"You know that's not what I meant."
"It would too work! My dad said that-"
Ren stopped Jaune's indignation short. "Jaune, your dad doesn't seem to give the best advice about women."
"Well, how would you know?" Jaune retorted.
"I know as much as you do!"
"Oh...right," Jaune said sheepishly.
"Just come to bed."