ALL YE READERS, TAKE MY WARNING! SPOILERS ABOUND!
Dear insolent peons,
It seems as though my genius is not properly appreciated throughout your 'fan-dom'. Despite what you may think, I am a genius, and should be treated as such.
Unlike my co-workers, I have both numerous mental and physical abilities. I created two artificial beings, (I must add a 'spoiler alert' for those who bother to read 'fan fiction' without seeing such things coming) Xion and the Riku Replica (the slightly-mentally ill lad of whom you have seen in the previous chapter.), my mighty shield could easily kill most of you, and, unlike many others, I do not LACK A SPINE.
... I'd prefer you do not bring up the 'Castle Oblivion' incident, thank you very much.
Signed, the mildly angered genius, Vexen.
P.S., my only regret in my life as a Nobody is never discovering that my Heart was re-gained, along with the Hearts of my colleagues. Just think of what I could've accomplished...
Good news, WE ARE HALF-WAY DONE! WOOH! 25 whole chapters UNDER THE BELT! Because of that little milestone, I'm announcing a new project! How Not to Write Fan Fiction, a guide for how to not make fan fiction for new writers. It should be up soon!
And some more good news! No more hiatuses! Or at least, long ones. I promise to update at least ONCE a week, from now on.