There it is - the secret cat clan transformation jutsu! The cats didn't explain to me what would happen, they just teached me how to perform it and I believed them blindly, which choice did I had?
At least Kakashi seems to be no less startled than I am. "Please don't tell me that you transformed yourself into a kitty..."
Well, I really had no way of knowing. But out comes only - "Murr meow"
Letting out a deep sigh he bends over to pick me up, surprisingly my body is so small it fits on one of his palms completely! Slightly annoyed he pushes me up to his eye sight and stares right into my eyes. "Do you even understand a word I'm saying?"
Not starting a new attempt to talk I simply try to nod - which works out quite well for my satisfaction - but causes a really different reaction I would have expected from him. "So if this is the case it should be only a basic transformation jutsu you made all the fuss about! Every teacher in this village could have shown you this one without causing the trouble - for Naruto and myself included - with your disappearance!"
This small chide cause my cat ear to fall flat and the posture of my cat body changes into a small sadden ball. Why did those cats teach me such a useless jutsu of all the possibilities? This is really the last thing I could have needed right now. I knew I should have gone to Tsunade directly tonight, at least I wouldn't have embarrassed myself that bad.
"How did you intend to be useful in combat in this state? A transformation jutsu not only requires a constant emission of chakra just to maintain the form, but will be dismissed by the slightest attack of the enemy! Not to speak about the amount of concentration required to maintain it while interacting with your environment."
Totally afflicted I wait for more lecture to follow, knowing I should have at least advised my superiors about my dumb plan - I decide to turn myself back and apologise properly. I focus my mind on turning me back - but only motionless silence follows.
No! Please don't! I stare at him suddenly angst-ridden.
Don't tell me I can't turn back! "MIAU!" After pacing on his palm I manage to jump back down to the floor. It gives me the room to race back and forth in my distress.
Kakashi already getting the clue, what I am so upset about and kneels down to me, forming a seal with one hand to attempt a simple Kai - which dispels ussually an ordinary transformation and which should have put an end to my necessity. But just as I was already afraid of - it didn't do the trick.
Cautious he asks "The cats did tell you how to dispel the jutsu?"
My body stops running around - rather freezes on the spot. No they didn't! With my whole body language I try to give him the perforced message by dropping my head dead down to the floor.
Don't tell me they turned me into a cat FOREVER! ;_;