a c r o n y m: If Only

by Majickal

"If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs, "The bark on the trees were as soft as the skies." And the wolf waits below hungry and lonely, he cries to the moon, "If only, if only." Alice Hamilton

25. Stanley Yelnats

Spell. Your family shall be cursed for not taking me up the mountain.

Tired. "Don't give up, your almost done, Caveman."

Alone. "Nothing's gonna help us now, Sora." "Maybe not yet."

Nasty. Don't let the Warden find out. She's after Kissin' Kate's treasure. (Don't you mean Stanley Yelnat's?)

Lizard. They say your as close to death when you can see the yellow spots and—oh! You got bit…

Elixir. Them lizards won't bite if you eat my special onions.

Yelnats. "Hey, Stanley?" "Yeah, Zero?" "Your last name is your first name spelled backwards, right?"

Western Treasure—Increases Luck; LV1—15.