Another add-on chapter. Enjoy.

Warning: Contains mild use of language.

Add-on: Cards or Woman

Why do card maniacs like me prefer cards over woman? Here are the reasons why I prefer them (with examples):

1. Cards can be 'used'. Example: I use the effect of...

2. Cards doesn't mind being 'touched' or 'held'. Example: I am touching Silent Magician Lv 8's card now… and she does not even budge.

3. Cards comes with their own descriptions to explain their 'uses'. Example: This is how you use Effect Veiler's effect. You discard this card to the graveyard and negate a monster's effect.

4. Cards can be 'played' at any time. Example: Oh hey Leon, you wanna play Yu-Gi-Oh, now? Or later?

5. Cards often provides good 'eye candy'. "Example: Harpie Lady!

6. Cards don't care about how many other cards you've 'played with' before. Example: First I play this… next I play this… oh crap, I forgot to play this! Ah nevermind.

7. Cards don't mind if you 'look' at other cards. Example: Hey, check out my Machine Emperor Grannel! Whoo… whassat! The newly released Divine Machine Emperor Mechinecle Infinity Cubic! COOL!

8. Cards don't mind if you 'buy card magazine'. Example: I bought two V-JUMP Magazines… they're freaking expansive!

9. Cards have 'attractive woman' portrayed. Example: Dark Magician Girl, Magicians Valkyria and whatsoever.

10. Cards can be 'slept' with together. Example: Good night my deck… Zzzz.

11. Cards need 'protection'. Example: OI! Watch the coffee! My cards are fragile!

12. Cards need 'good protection'. Example: There goes 20 dollars (Malaysia Money).

13. Cards tends to play 'hide and seek'. Example: …HEY MA! WHERE DID YOU PLACE MY DECK?

14. Cards can be 'played on motorcycles'. Example: CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES! SCREECH BANG

15. Cards have their own 'wikipedia'. Example: .com/

16. Cards can be 'purchased'. Example: S'cuse me, I'm looking for Dark Magician Girl.

17. Cards could be 'played by anyone'. Example: Leon: "Ei, you know ah? Yesterday I go to that card store in Sungai Wang ah, there's this old guy there ah, got defeated by a small boy leh! I tell you!"

18. Cards can be 'mass-produced'. Example: … no comment.

19. Cards like women comes in 'many type'. Example: Pokemon, Duel Masters, Digimon, Naruto,blah,blah,blah.

20. Cards can be 'created'. Example:

21. Cards don't care about how you 'play'. Example: I got a Stardust Dragon… but I don't know how to summon it!

22. Cards can be 'searched'. Example: I play Golden Sarcophagus. I can now search my deck for a card and remove it from play. In two turns it is added to my hands.

23. Cards can be 'discarded'. Example: I discard one card in order to play Magic Jammer.

24. Cards can 'break up'. Example: OH NO! WHO TEAR MY BREAKER!

25. BUT, if cards do not exist. Example:

Girlfriend: NAGNAGNAGNAG

Boyfriend (Card Maniac): #!$%^#$ GRUMBLEGRUMBLE

Skit #1: About a certain Japanese

Liner: Hey Ki, do you have anyone you know very well when you accommodate in Katie's Inn?

Ki: Oh? Yeah, I do know a couple o'em. A japanese guy who goes by Nagamoto Yuri.

Liner: Naga… moto… Yuri?

Ki: Yeah, just Yuri's fine. See Line, we go waaaaays back during our childhood. I clearly remembers it as if it happens yesterday.

Liner: What happened?

Ki: Yuri's a workaholic like the japanese people. He tends to work until he drop. I still remember the duel back when we were youngsters. How he works on his deck.

Liner: Uh-huh.

Ki: Before our duel, he was busy arranging his deck to the extreme that he did not realize it was already mid-night. Then ironically to him, he got defeated in the first few turn because he kept drawing strong monsters. I bet he preferred power so much until he neglected to put in weaker ones.

Liner: So you won.

Ki: Nah, I won't say so. He's not that stupid. Yuri's the regional champ in his country. Thrice in a row.

Liner: What! You mean, he is a champion? At a very young age?

Ki: Yeah, he started dueling when some… sissy guy gave him some cards. So as he said: 'Oh, some sissy guy in funny red suit gave me these cards, he's like gay!'

Meanwhile in Duel Kingdom, Pegasus sneezed.

Liner: That's interesting! Where is he right now?

Ki: He's probably training in some mountain thousands of miles away. Wonder what star is he born under?

End Skit #1

Hope you like it. Gotta retreat for the moment. I promise that I will upload the next chapter asap. Next Chapter, The Two Emperors. Who shall be the one truly called the Emperor?