I am the Eggman

by Starrilight-Hotaru

So, his best friend was the figure head of a cult. His next door neighbor didn't talk to him because she thought she was a siren. And his half brother hadn't maintained his humanoid form for more than five minutes in years. But Inuyasha figured all of this was normal, that is until he met her. IK SR MS

25. Chapter 25

This is a 100-word drabble.

It is rated M for mature themes and content.

Disclaimer: I claim to own nothing. Do with that information what you will.

Word Count: 261

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I Am The Eggman - Chapter 25

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Lady was annoyed that the beta bitch hadn't addressed her by her title.

She stared at her replacement in disgust as she tapped the toe of her five hundred dollar shoe on the tacky wood imitation laminate. She hadn't flown, begrudgingly to say the least, from Florence and her latest lover, to stare at the cunt who referred to her as 'Kimi-chan'. The beta bitch was lucky that Lady's manicure had cost more than her month's salary otherwise she would have been in for a slap.

She looked to her ex as he paced the floor recounting a tale of not being able to find their son and the series of, what she assumed Sesshomaru would call annoying, events that led up to it. But honestly, as the story continued she couldn't blame the boy for taking off with such a twat for a stepmother and such a spineless jellyfish for a father.

Obviously the witch didn't understand her precious Sesshomaru that she only saw every other, other Christmas. This human, who was a fucking shoddy replacement, thought her Sesshomaru needed help while her own son was an outcast failure, just look at the idiot teens who surrounded him, a monk, a miniature twat miko, a mute and a girl who didn't know when too much yellow was too much.

She couldn't believe they dared to call her to critique their horrible parenting. Her son had run away, and his brother was an abomination and a joke. And that's what gave her the fuel to lift her hand and smack Izayoi.