Neru was so happy that she couldn't sleep, she had finally found her soul mate! And her soulmate came in the form of the completely perfect shota, Len Kagamine. No girl could resist Len's creamy skin, golden hair, deep azure eyes and red lips, but then again- Len could somehow resist the girls. Anything that had been throw at Len Kagamine, even some of the girls with jobs as models, were rejected. The smartest and sweetest girls, were also rejected. He was impossible. Neru knew she could crack him though, easily.

The blond cell phone addict had already been texting her new acquaintance, Meiko, her plan. She had coated the plan with sugar and good things, so that Meiko wouldn't feel that Neru was going to force Len for herself. Neru giggled to herself and realised that she needed her beauty sleep so that she would look perfect for Len the next day, so she reluctantly put down her phone and fell asleep.


"Rin, Len, I would like you to meet our newest signings, Kaito and Meiko!" Mr and Mrs Kagamine announced together, they had always shown Rin their newest talents that had been brought into the company.

Len was already smiling and greeting the new people, whereas Rin was observing them, to see what they were like. Kaito had blue hair with matching blue eyes and a scarf was hanging around his neck, that Rin chose to ignore. Meiko had short brown hair and brown eyes with a tint of red in them, and she looked amused.

"Len Kagamine, huh?" Meiko said with a grin, "The adopted kiddy of the Kagamine's? Well, it's nice to see the family get bigger, anyway."

Meiko winked and Len laughed and nodded.

That day was fun, Rin finally talked and became friends with Meiko and Kaito easily. The four went to the arcade and Meiko and Kaito gawked as Len beat every high score by miles on each game. There was a moment it all had to end, of course.

"Have you guys seen Len-Len?" Meiko asked Kaito and Rin, who were as confused as her.

But when Rin worked out the answer she cursed herself, "Oh, crap."

Rin knew what was wrong, because of Len's injuries, the labs thought it would be best to give him a different sort of power supply- battery. It gave him much more energy and cut down the pain he felt, but the charge on it was only 8 hours. So Len was unconscious somewhere in the arcade.

"I'll find him, you guys should go now!" Rin said quickly with a shaky grin as she ran off to find her robot.

Meiko and Kaito looked at each other, "That girl sure is weird."


Rin was sitting in a limo, being lectured by her angry parents. She zoned out, thinking about Len.

"...he is not a toy..." "...look after him..." "...I don't understand you Rin..." "...so you have to..." "...please..." "...are you even listening?"

"Listening to what?" Rin asked, coming back to reality. Her parents sighed.

"Don't disturb Len while he's charging in your room, just watch a film downstairs or something..." Rin's mother sighed, "By the way, you're grounded."


Rin was angry, but guilty too as she flipped the channels on her huge TV with a bored expression.

'If I had listened to him when he said he was tired, I wouldn't be in this crap.' She thought, 'He'd better wake up soon, I'm bored.'


Rin didn't hear Len walk down the stairs, by then again, no one in the family did. He stumbled into the kitchen.

"Good morning Len, Rin's at school and I wanted a day off." Mrs Kagamine said, "What do you want for breakfast?"

Len smiled, "I'm not hungry and I don't need the energy, but thank you for asking."

'Wow, he really is perfect.' The lady thought.

"Well, that's fine Len. I will just make some breakfast for myself." She replied, slowly beginning to walk to the fridge.

"No, let me!" Len said and shot a grin to his mother, "It's the least I can do this morning!"


"Hey Rin." A voice said from behind the blond teenager and, to her surprise, it was another blond teenager!

"Neru Akita." Rin said coldly, "What do you want?"

"I came here to say, that if you know the lucky girl that your adopted brother loves, tell her that she has another rival." Neru replied using the same tone as Rin.

"And who might that be?" Rin asked, hoping that her fear hadn't come true.

"Myself." Neru said, she sounded almost as if she was gloating, "So Len's heart will be mine soon."

Rin's fear had come true. Neru was already walking to her slutty friends.

"Fat chance." Rin muttered to herself darkly, as she continued her walk home.


Len had been helping around the house all day, with Mrs Kagamine (who found it a blessing).

"Thank you for helping me Len! You really are an angel." She said.

"It's no problem at all, mother." Len replied with a smile.

If Len's mother wasn't trying to be a good role model, she would have screamed at Len's cuteness like a crazed fan girl (also known as: the girls in Len's school).


Rin was sitting in her bedroom, bored. Her parents were having dinner together and Len was scribbling on a piece of paper like his life depended on it downstairs. Rin soon realised what Len was writing.

"What am I singing for? Paradichlorobenzene. I just sing without understanding the meaning, Paradichlorobenzene. And so I ran off to find the answer, Paradichlorobenzene. Even if I already know there is nothing for me, come! Let us sing and let us dance, Paradichlorobenzene. Come, let us yell and let us shout, Paradichlorobenzene..." Len sang, it sounded wonderful, but Rin wondered what he was singing about. So she walked downstairs and listened outside the door.

"The dog, the cat, the cow, the pig and everyone, Paradichlorobenzene. Come, let us go insane and let us sleep until we rot away, come~" Rin twitched, what he was singing about didn't sound particularly happy.

"Rules are the thing I hate, because I don't like being binded, so I ran away, I forgot about my consequences. I hate being ordered around, I just wanted to be a little evil, I sneak out of my house at midnight and run through the city. What am I living for? I talked to the stray cat, but the stray cat doesn't answer my question, it just looks down at my with it's eyes...I swallow coffee even though I can't drink it, I looked up at the cloudy skies. What can I do right now? I don't even know that." Len continued singing, it sounded so emotion filled, it made Rin mesmerised.

"And so I scream out my song, Paradichlorobenzene. I scream without understanding what I'm screaming, Paradichlorobenzene. Are you satisfied with this? Paradichlorobenzene. If you break the rules, will something change? Yes, I don't care who, I just want to spill it all out, Paradichlorobenzene. I pretend to be justice that beats down evil, Paradichlorobenzene. I use justice as a shield and relieve some stress, Paradichlorobenzene. The people around me don't realise my stupid act." Rin was confused by this point.

"Is there any meaning to this song? There's no meaning to this song. Is there an sin to this song? There's no sin to this song. Is there any meaning to Benzene? There's no meaning to Benzene. Is there any sin to Benzene? The meaning to this song is...Benzene." Rin was confused as hell now. Wasn't this 'Benzene' a chemical she was learning about in science at school?

"And then I realise that everything I'm doing is hypocrisy. What value do I have living? The stray cat died by drowning. I throw away my empty coffee and looked at the sky covered in darkness. What am I doing now? I don't even know that. I don't know anything anymore!" Rin was still mesmerised by this point, it sounded so beautiful and sad.

"And so you laugh at me, Paradichlorobenzene. And so I push you away, Paradichlorobenzene. I'm right and your wrong, Paradichlorobenzene. Enveloped by nothingness and disappear, until there's nothing left of me. Come! Let us sing and let us dance, Paradichlorobenzene. Come! Let us laugh and fill yourself with jealousy, Paradichlorobenzene. Myself, yourself and everything else, Paradichlorobenzene. Come! Let us go insane and sleep until we rot away, come~" Len finished singing, and Rin could hear him sigh.

"I'm glad that's out of my system!" Len said to himself.


A/N:

Paradichlorobenzene is my second favourite song by Len Kagamine *grin* and it fits the plot soon to come well, sooo...

I'm happy! 8)

By the way, I'd reply to reviews but I'm too lazy, so all I'll say is:

The awesome person that agrees Rin and Len should shower together is stating a true point, but if I tried to add that in, my pervy thoughts would turn this into a lemon story... xD!