Link could feel Revali staring daggers into his skull like he were some villain about to have his head blown to bits simply by using some sort of telekensis, but Link chose to ignore the dark heroe's plot to have him destroyed as he bit happily into his sandwich. After a moment, Revali gave up and instead turned his hard gaze to Urbosa.

"I can't believe you," he uttered. "You've joined his harem, haven't you?"

Urbosa raised a brow at him. "Harem?"

"With Zelda and Paya," Revali continued. He sat back and cocked his head slightly, examining Link. "I don't get it. Does he pay you?" He shook his head. "That has to be it. It's not like he has anything else going on for himself."

Urbosa rolled his eyes. "What's your problem?"

"My problem is you ditched us yesterday to go play karate with those three losers."

"Please say that to Zelda's face," Daruk said. "I'd love to see your head roll."

"Urbosa," Revali said, ignoring Daruk. "Come on. You're better than that."

"Give it a rest," she hissed. "My life is none of your concern."

Revali hesitated, looking between her and Link – who was still content with his lunch – and frowned. "There's something going on. I want to know."

"There's nothing going on," Urbosa insisted. She plucked a cucumber off of her plastic fork and smiled. "Did you ever think that maybe I just don't feel like hanging out with you?"

"That hurts," Revali said, his hand at his chest. "We're best friends."

"That's pushing it," Urbosa said. "I merely tolerate you."

"You know," Mipha started. "I don't think anyone here is really friends with Revali. I think he just kind of showed up one day."

Urbosa grinned at Mipha. "Sounds about right."

"If that's how you want to play," Revali said, getting to his feet and crossing his arms. "Since we're not friends, none of ya'll are invited to my party tomorrow night."

"I'm busy," Urbosa said with a yawn.

"You're not invited!"

"I'm still busy."

"Wait a second," Daruk said. "Let's hear him out." He turned to Revali. "What kinda party we talkin'?"

"The only party I know how to throw," Revali said proudly. "The party of all parties. My parents are gone until Monday. There will be chicks, music, and the pool will be open. I've got plenty of booze, food, and a little something special if you ask nice. Grown straight from Akkala. My treat for my closest friends."

"That does sound tempting," Daruk said. He let a hand clap against Revali's back. "You know how to throw 'em, friend."

Revali grinned and turned to the others. "So?"

"My friendship can't be bought with chicks and drugs," Urbosa said.

This seemed to catch Link's attention momentarily. "I can be bought for chicks."

"You're definitely not invited," Revali sneered.

"I'll bring my harem."

Mipha rolled her eyes and made a sound of disgust. "Honestly," she muttered. "Can we drop this harem shit?"

Revali pointed a finger gun at him. "Only if they're hot."

"The hottest."

"I'll be the judge of that," Revali said, pocketing his finger pistols. "Anything less than tens and you're out."

Finished with his lunch, Link stood. "Well, if you'll excuse me; I've got a harem to pay for." With out another word, he left his friends alone in the courtyard.

"I've got a party to finish planning," Revali said, getting to his feet. "Smell ya later."

Teba and Daruk soon followed suit as well, leaving Urbosa and Mipha alone at the table. Urbosa sat herself up on the table and leaned her face back to the sun.

"So, what's up with you?" she said.

"I dunno," Mipha said. "Nothing."

"You're not still upset with those stupid rumors, are you?"

"No," Mipha said quickly. "I... asked him about them."

Urbosa turned her gaze to Mipha. "And?"

"I don't know," she shrugged "He said something weird. Or, I think it was weird. Maybe it wasn't weird." She sighed. "I don't know."

"What happened?"

"Well, before the game, I bumped into Zelda between classes. She said there was nothing going on between her and Link. After the game, Link asked if I was still mad. I told him what Zelda said, and said that I didn't care."

Urbosa nodded. "Right. Because you don't, of course."

Mipha hesitated, narrowing her gaze on Urbosa before continuing. "He... asked why I didn't care."

"Why not?"

Mipha met his gaze, her brows knit together. "Am I supposed to?"

They had stopped walking. Link held her gaze on her, but said nothing.

Mipha's brows furrowed. "What?"

Link shrugged and continued on, leaving Mipha to catch up to him. "I guess not."

"It just seemed... odd," Mipha said softly.

Urbosa turned her face back to the sun. "Link has never been the most forthcoming," she said. "He wouldn't even tell you he was taking karate."

"So," Mipha started, "that's weird, then, right?"

Urbosa said nothing for a moment, until she suddenly sighed dramatically. "Why won't you two just fuck and get it over with?"

"W-what?" Mipha blushed. "Shut up!"

"Clearly you both like each other."

"Is it clear, though?"

"It is to everyone else."

"I don't think so," Mipha said softly. "I don't think he sees me that way."

"You'll never know unless you ask."

"Ask what?"

Urbosa and Mipha turned to the voice as Zelda made her way towards them with a grin.

"Nothing," Mipha muttered, averting her gaze.

"Did you hear about this party Revali's supposedly throwing?" Urbosa asked.

"I've heard something about that," Zelda said, taking a seat next to Mipha. "Are you guys going?"

Mipha rolled her eyes. "Why would I go to one of his stupid parties?"

"Oh, come on," Urbosa said. "Live a little. You could use a break, and this will be just the break you need. Let loose, have some fun, and don't think about anything trivial."

"I'll go if you go," Zelda added. "I've never really been to a party before."

"It's settled," Urbosa said. "The three of us are going to that party."

Zelda hesitated. "It's going to be a legal party, right?"

Urbosa laughed. "Clearly you don't know Revali very well."

Zelda frowned. "I can't get caught up in anything like that."

"You're probably right," Urbosa said. "His parties are far from tame. You might need to start off with something more Princess friendly. Wouldn't want to see you end up in jail."

"But it's okay for us to go to jail?" Mipha said. "I didn't sign up for that."

"We don't have to stay long," Urbosa said. "If you go home, you're just gonna be stuck in your head all night trying to decipher every conversation you've ever had and you'll go crazy."

"Who's the guy?" Zelda said with a grin.

"There's no guy," Mipha muttered.

"Girl?"

"I don't like anyone, okay?!"

Zelda's grin widened. She put a hand up in defense and turned away, still smiling smugly. "Alright."

"Don't worry," Urbosa said to Zelda. "I'll hook you up with the next party. It'll be fun."

"I'll hold you to it," Zelda said.