Project 59 by HappyNoodleGurl aka Bonez
Chapter 25 *I do not claim anything that Chingy or Trina sings from Right
Thurr(Remix), nor do I want to ^_^
Switching on the radio in her silver Mercedes Benz, Kia started singing while driving down the road to the small cul de sac ahead.
"...*Rocks on my Risk like pink lemonade ill take ya watches and ya rangs Tell tell them other girls lil mama rockin strings and Chanel Pearls
Im back fo my crown fake bithes bow down dis da remix wat ya wanna do now
I know u like da way we do dis ova herrr get loose in da club like we don't
carrr..."
A little house appeared in her sight, a strange one indeed. Smaller than the other two it sat inbetween, it loomed ominously with gnomes scattered over the lawn and a "I Love Earth" flag by the fence. Smiling, she parked her car up to it and got out. It was about 5:30 pm, and a slight breeze blew small wisps of golden red hair into her honey eyes. Walking up to the door, she couldn't help but let out a smug laugh when she knocked...
.............................
Zim sat in the middle of the floor in his projector room, and sighed. Why was this happening to him? He had planted a homing device on Raye, right inside those beautiful earrings he had gotten her, but yet that wasn't enough. He wanted her next to him, right here. After all, as that as that "Shakeyspeare" guy-thingy once said: "I haven't drunk 100 words of thy tongue's uttering, yet I already know the sound."
He laughed quietly to himself, thinking that pretty soon he'll have her on the way to Irk, him and her. No Dib to interfere. And if that big-headed bastard decided to play "hero," than he'd kill him. Simple as that. Yet, it wasn't that simple, was it? She still loved that waist of human flesh, and that'd never change. But, he could relate somewhat, since he still had thoughts everynow and then about-------
"Curses! Weasles and such! Wiggly things that don't make sense, why do I think of that Irken still!?!" Reaching into his pak, he took out a small black diamond. Still, after all these years, he still kept it. Looking into it's shining black glare, he thought about it's owner, and how even through Impending Doom I, how she still stood by him---sorta.
Suddenly, his thoughts were interrupted by a loud knock on the door. Slinging the diamond back into his pack, he transported himself up to the front. Gir was sitting on the couch watching T.V. "Gir! Who's at the door?" Looking up at his master, he smiled. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA----Hobo's are real!" Drooling, he went back to watching his show.
Zim clenched his claws tightly and thought how much Gir sucked at his job as an information retrieval unit. Knowing he wouldn't get anything else out of that bag of tin, he opened the door and rose an eyebrow at who he saw.
"Hello!" the girl said. Zim coughed and stared up unimpressed. "......May I help you?" Knocking him out of the way, she made her way into his house and plopped on the couch. "Is this how you treat your ex-mates? Geez Zim, you really suck at proper manners!" Slamming the door, he pulled out a small cylinder and pointed it at her. "Who ARE you, stink human!?! How do you know the allmighty ZIIIIIIIIIIIIM!?!"
Rolling her eyes, she got up and quickly took the cylinder from his grasp. "Allmighty my ass, the tallests informed me about your progress, and it looks like you need some help, real damn fast." His mouth dropped. "You----who are you! How do you know the tallests!?!" Sighing, she pulled her white coat off revealing a short pair of Tommi Jeans and a white T- shirt. "Damn! I leave for ONE mission and you allready forget me! Think back, who was your one and ONLY mate given to you from the Tallests?"
All the moisture from Zim's mouth evaporated, and he felt a bad case of cottonmouth. "Kkkkkia!?!" She rolled her eyes again, and sat on the couch in an improper position. "Durrr, but then again, you've never been the smart one now have you?" He couldn't speak, but only babbled like an idiot. An idiot with a bad case of cotton mouth. Whoo, some idiot.
Getting up, she grabbed him possesivly and forced her slithery tongue into his mouth, giving him a wet, tasty kiss. Before he could respond, she pulled away with a giggle. His senses came back, thanks to her sudden rush of reality. "You........always were such a damn tease." Sitting back on the couch, she replied with a wink: "The one and only." Watching him smirk, she thought to herself that the old flame that she had for him way back when was starting to spark up again........ ................................
Hey hey ppl! WOW! It's been how long now since I updated? Hmm, well as soon as X-mas is over, I'll have me a new computer, meaning new chapters! 'Til then, we have to be patient, eh? Well, we know who Kia is now, right? Well, sorta anywhoo. I've got a GOOD plan for her, one I think most of you will enjoy and hate at the same time. **hint: It's a sad/bitchy thing that she's gonna do** R&R please, and thank you to those who have put up with my utter slowness. Sorry for any typo's if any, and sorry if I made any hard-core rockers cringe with cringy doom for my lil Chingy/rap song. Hah hah, sorry my friends but I like all music, and I like that song. **dances**
~*~HappyNoodleGurl aka Bonez~*~
Switching on the radio in her silver Mercedes Benz, Kia started singing while driving down the road to the small cul de sac ahead.
"...*Rocks on my Risk like pink lemonade ill take ya watches and ya rangs Tell tell them other girls lil mama rockin strings and Chanel Pearls
Im back fo my crown fake bithes bow down dis da remix wat ya wanna do now
I know u like da way we do dis ova herrr get loose in da club like we don't
carrr..."
A little house appeared in her sight, a strange one indeed. Smaller than the other two it sat inbetween, it loomed ominously with gnomes scattered over the lawn and a "I Love Earth" flag by the fence. Smiling, she parked her car up to it and got out. It was about 5:30 pm, and a slight breeze blew small wisps of golden red hair into her honey eyes. Walking up to the door, she couldn't help but let out a smug laugh when she knocked...
.............................
Zim sat in the middle of the floor in his projector room, and sighed. Why was this happening to him? He had planted a homing device on Raye, right inside those beautiful earrings he had gotten her, but yet that wasn't enough. He wanted her next to him, right here. After all, as that as that "Shakeyspeare" guy-thingy once said: "I haven't drunk 100 words of thy tongue's uttering, yet I already know the sound."
He laughed quietly to himself, thinking that pretty soon he'll have her on the way to Irk, him and her. No Dib to interfere. And if that big-headed bastard decided to play "hero," than he'd kill him. Simple as that. Yet, it wasn't that simple, was it? She still loved that waist of human flesh, and that'd never change. But, he could relate somewhat, since he still had thoughts everynow and then about-------
"Curses! Weasles and such! Wiggly things that don't make sense, why do I think of that Irken still!?!" Reaching into his pak, he took out a small black diamond. Still, after all these years, he still kept it. Looking into it's shining black glare, he thought about it's owner, and how even through Impending Doom I, how she still stood by him---sorta.
Suddenly, his thoughts were interrupted by a loud knock on the door. Slinging the diamond back into his pack, he transported himself up to the front. Gir was sitting on the couch watching T.V. "Gir! Who's at the door?" Looking up at his master, he smiled. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA----Hobo's are real!" Drooling, he went back to watching his show.
Zim clenched his claws tightly and thought how much Gir sucked at his job as an information retrieval unit. Knowing he wouldn't get anything else out of that bag of tin, he opened the door and rose an eyebrow at who he saw.
"Hello!" the girl said. Zim coughed and stared up unimpressed. "......May I help you?" Knocking him out of the way, she made her way into his house and plopped on the couch. "Is this how you treat your ex-mates? Geez Zim, you really suck at proper manners!" Slamming the door, he pulled out a small cylinder and pointed it at her. "Who ARE you, stink human!?! How do you know the allmighty ZIIIIIIIIIIIIM!?!"
Rolling her eyes, she got up and quickly took the cylinder from his grasp. "Allmighty my ass, the tallests informed me about your progress, and it looks like you need some help, real damn fast." His mouth dropped. "You----who are you! How do you know the tallests!?!" Sighing, she pulled her white coat off revealing a short pair of Tommi Jeans and a white T- shirt. "Damn! I leave for ONE mission and you allready forget me! Think back, who was your one and ONLY mate given to you from the Tallests?"
All the moisture from Zim's mouth evaporated, and he felt a bad case of cottonmouth. "Kkkkkia!?!" She rolled her eyes again, and sat on the couch in an improper position. "Durrr, but then again, you've never been the smart one now have you?" He couldn't speak, but only babbled like an idiot. An idiot with a bad case of cotton mouth. Whoo, some idiot.
Getting up, she grabbed him possesivly and forced her slithery tongue into his mouth, giving him a wet, tasty kiss. Before he could respond, she pulled away with a giggle. His senses came back, thanks to her sudden rush of reality. "You........always were such a damn tease." Sitting back on the couch, she replied with a wink: "The one and only." Watching him smirk, she thought to herself that the old flame that she had for him way back when was starting to spark up again........ ................................
Hey hey ppl! WOW! It's been how long now since I updated? Hmm, well as soon as X-mas is over, I'll have me a new computer, meaning new chapters! 'Til then, we have to be patient, eh? Well, we know who Kia is now, right? Well, sorta anywhoo. I've got a GOOD plan for her, one I think most of you will enjoy and hate at the same time. **hint: It's a sad/bitchy thing that she's gonna do** R&R please, and thank you to those who have put up with my utter slowness. Sorry for any typo's if any, and sorry if I made any hard-core rockers cringe with cringy doom for my lil Chingy/rap song. Hah hah, sorry my friends but I like all music, and I like that song. **dances**
~*~HappyNoodleGurl aka Bonez~*~