Coulson had seen May and Ward get out of the elevator. He had seen Ward open his room and let May in. Deciding he didn't want to know the details, he went into his own room and tried to ignore it. In the morning he changed his mind, went to stand outside the room and called to check whether May was still in there, and to let them know what time breakfast was.

"Hello?" was the answer

"May?"

"Coulson?"

"Is that my toothbrush?" he heard Ward shout in the room, then a door slam. Then he heard a thump of someone falling and two different squeals of pain. Deciding he'd heard enough he used his master key card and opened the door. The sight before him was almost one of Chaos.

Ward was stood to the side of the bathroom door wearing what appeared to be nothing but jeans, propped up on the doorframe by his elbow. Romanov was stood in the doorway to the bathroom wearing a man's shirt and her pants, handing him what looked like his toothbrush that she had apparently just been using. May was on the far side of the bed, fully clothed but had obviously slept in them, lying over the torso of Simmons who was closest to the door. Skye was getting up off the floor rubbing the elbow that she had just landed on. May had accidentally kicked her out of the bed when her elbow had slipped and she landed on Simmons, waking her up. When they noticed Coulson everyone froze and looked at him.

"Breakfast is in twenty minutes" he stated, leaving the room.

Checking out time came and everyone was to meet in the lobby to go back to the 'bus. Ward was stood talking to Fitz as the girls entered. Coulson was checking them all out and was taking all of their key cards to hand in. Skye handed her card to Coulson, and remembering her dare from the night before walked up to Ward and kissed him. She broke away, looked at the confusion in his eyes and walked over to the others. Romanov and May were laughing and Simmons looked like she was about to burst into laughter as well.

Coulson looked at Ward as if to say "I knew it" but Ward simply shrugged his shoulders to indicate he had no idea what that was about.

Back on the 'bus they all gathered in the lounge for Coulson to brief them on their plan for the day.

"Any questions?"

"I have one" Ward admitted

"What is it?"

"Whose are these?" he asked, holding up the pair of panties he had found while sweeping his room to make sure he hadn't left anything. All of the girls looked down, smiling to the floor. All except Simmons, who stood up, walked over to Ward, took her pants back and went to put them in her bunk, while Fitz and Coulson stared at her.

"What the hell is going on?" Coulson asked Ward after he had dismissed everyone. "All the girls in your room, Skye kissing you this morning and Simmons' pants being left in your possession?"

"I have no idea. I swear Coulson. They turned up to my room last night. Nat arrived first with a bottle of Tequila, then Skye, then Simmons. I went to get a drink because they were girl talking and I bumped into May. I let her into my room to show her why I was finding it difficult to sleep; she gave me her room key and shut the door in my face. I slept in May's room. I went back this morning to change."

"He's in the Lab alone" They told May as the 'bus was flying them back to the village.

"I can't believe you're making me do this."

"It'll be over before you know it."

"Me, Nat and Skye have done ours. Now it's your turn!"

"How far do I have to go?

"To your underwear. Then you can come back up!"

May walked down the stairs to the Lab where Fitz was working on something that looked like a head microphone.

"May, what can I do for you?

"Nothing"

Sky pressed play on the controls for the Lab stereo and 'sexy and I know it' by LMFAO started playing. Fitz looked up from his project and the first thing he noticed was May dancing and unzipping her S.H.I.E.L.D uniform.

"W-what are you doing" he spluttered, eyes popping.

"Just enjoy the ride Fitz" she continued to dance and remove clothes while Fitz, not knowing where to look, looked up at the balcony to see Skye, Romanov and Simmons laughing so uncontrollably that they were barely able to stand.

'Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah' May wiggled her bum and her trousers fell to the floor, she kicked them to the stairs where she had thrown her top, which left her stood in front of Fitz in nothing but her bra and pants. Skye stopped the music and May ran for the stairs, gathered her clothes and bolted up them three at a time. At the top Simmons covered her with a blanket and May used the privacy to put her clothes back on.

Standing just outside his office, Coulson was starting to piece together the strange behaviour of his female agents. They had spent a night drinking together. He knew when Romanov was involved in social drinking there were usually dares to follow. It was one of the 'Legends' that came out of the Academy about her. He smiled because his specialised handpicked team were starting to become more of a 'family'.