Hey guys. There's no smut in this one but there's a whole load of laughs. Enjoy.
The last thing Karen Wheeler was expecting to see when she walked into her house was not this. The only thing that made sense in that room was Ted Wheeler snoring in his La-Z-Boy. She was not expecting Lucas, Max AND Dustin holding back an extremely irate Will. She was not expecting Joyce Byers and Steve Harrington attempting to stop Chief Hopper from drawing his gun. She was not expecting Mike to be standing as still as a statue, a look of shock etched on his face. And she definitely wasn't expecting Jane to be standing on the stairs; holding a small, thin white stick in her hand.
Realization dawned as Karen realized what Jane was holding in her hand.
'MICHAEL WHEELER!'
Five Minutes Earlier
As El finished washing her hands in the bathroom, she kicked something on the way out. El paused and bent down; picking up the strange object. It was made of plastic and it had a strange shape on it. El squinted closer at it, it looked like a…
'EL. YOUR DAD IS HERE.' Mike's voice called up from the living room. El figured she should ask Mike or her dad what the strange object was.
'Great campaign as always, Mike.' Dustin said, clapping a hand on his friend's back. Mike smiled, 'Thanks Dustin, been on that one for weeks.' Max rolled her eyes, 'We are 16, guys. Surely there's something better for us to do than play ten-hour long campaigns.' Lucas sniggered, 'HA, that's rich coming from the girl who almost cried when she lost half of her hit-points.' Max blushed at that comment.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. Mike opened the door to everyone's rides; Steve for Dustin and Max, Hopper for El and Joyce for Will. Lucas lived a few houses from Mike, so he would just leave when Max left. 'M-i-i-ike?' El started to come down the stairs, and as if in slow-motion; everyone turned to look at her hand.
Mike's smile slowly faded away as his eyes rested on the stick in El's hand. His head turned away from El as he stared off into nothing. He became glassy-eyed while his jaw dropped.
Will looked at the object in his pseudo-sister's hand. Usually Will's demeanour and stance resembled a small mouse but at the moment, it resembled a lion crossed with a volcano. Will's eyes widened at his sort-of sister's hand as he turned towards Mike. 'YOU SON OF A BITCH.'
The only thing going through Hopper's mind was the words; Kill and Mike. Hopper instinctively reached for his holster and started to pull out his gun. 'YOU'RE DEAD, KID.'
Steve quickly shook himself from the shock and grabbed Hop's arm, just as he pointed it at Mike.
Will lunged himself at Mike, (Who was still frozen in shock) and attempted to strangle him. Luckily, Dustin caught him before he could actually wrap his hands around Mike's neck.
'HOP. PUT THE GUN DOWN.' Joyce yelled at Hopper as he desperately fought against Steve to point his gun at Mike.
Steve was using both arms and a leg to hold Hopper's arm down, and he was losing.
Max grabbed hold of Will's arms, while Dustin held his torso and Lucas held his left leg. Somehow Will was winning against all Three of them.
Mike continued to stare off in shock, barely noticing his best friend and his girlfriend's father trying to kill him.
Ted Wheeler continued to sleep in his chair; completely oblivious to the attempted murders going on in his house.
You see, when El called for Mike; she was about to ask him what the stick was. Unfortunately, everyone interpreted it as El telling Mike about the stick.
She was just about to ask what it was before her pseudo-brother and father tried to kill her boyfriend. She was about to intervene before the front door opened.
And back to the present.
'MICHAEL WHEELER! YOU ARE 16 YEARS OLD AND YOU GOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND PREGNANT?!'
Pregnant? El knew that word. That meant something about having a baby. El looked at her stomach and held it; she wasn't pregnant, was she?
Other than Mike; who continued to stare off in the distance, everyone saw this action.
Hopper stopped fighting against Joyce and Steve, much to their relief, as the realization that his little girl was pregnant, hit him.
Will's anger increased when he saw El caress her stomach. He took Karen's entrance as a distraction to wrench himself free of his friends' grips and launched himself at Mike. He tackled Mike to the ground and began shouting in his face, 'YOU MOTHERFUCKER. YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKING SAFE, COULD YOU?' He would've continued if not for El's interruption.
'What's wrong?' El asked the fighting group. Will's hand was raised, about to punch Mike before he turned to El, 'WHAT'S WRONG? You're pregnant, that's what's wrong.' El frowned, 'No, I'm not.' The room turned silent, Hopper looked at his daughter, 'Then why are you holding a pregnancy test?' El raised her eyebrows as she realized the mistake, 'No, it's not mine. I didn't know what it was, so I was going to ask Mike.' Hopper stared at El before letting out a huge laugh in relief; he was laughing so hard he collapsed onto Steve, who stumbled under the bulky man's weight. Will looked down at Mike, who looked less in shock and more in fear; mainly of Will. Will immediately felt guilty and got off of Mike. He then proceeded to help him up, 'Sorry Mike. I…' Will stammered, trying to apologize for his behaviour.
Mike gulped before speaking, 'I-it's fine Will.' Mike managed a weak smile before turning to El. 'That is a pregnancy test El, you pee on it to find out whether you're pregnant or not.' El wrinkled her nose before turning to the stick in disgust. 'EEWWW.' She said, flinging the stick at Dustin which hit him directly in his face.
Karen spoke up, 'Well, if you're not pregnant then who is?'
Everyone turned towards the front door opening. Karen widened her eyes, 'NANCY? YOU'RE PREGNANT?'
Ted woke up from his nap at this statement.
Hope you guys enjoyed. Three will be updated next weekend.
BYYYEEE