I'm thinking of adding Young Injustice into the roster of people who break the rules and piss the League off, so you will see a lot more of them.
Rule #96: No making out in public! There are innocents at stake!
Black Zero (Conner's alternate universe self), White Martian (M'gann's other self), M'gann, and Conner were all standing in front of the ice cream shop, waiting for both Wally's to finish buying their food. They were in their civillian clothing, but it would get too confusing if they called the villains by their real names.
"So, how many times have you tried to take over the world?" Conner asked nonchalantly, his arms wrapped around M'gann's waist.
Black Zero was also holding White Martian like that, and smiled at him, sunglasses in place. "Only a handful of times."
White Martian nodded, and said, "It's not cheap, trying to take over the world."
In their reality, Black Zero had been de-aged to a teenager, the government stating it would be easier to control him that way. Oh, how wrong they were. He had been recruited by Owlman to join Young Injustice, and hadn't looked back ever since.
"And how about you two, ever thought about taking over the world?" White Martian asked again, smirking at herself.
M'gann smiled shyly, and answered, "No. We protect it, don't try to take over it."
And they fell back into a comfortable silence. M'gann smiled up at Conner, then found something. "Conner, you have something on your face." And before the clone could say anything, her lips were on his.
As they fell into a make out session, Black Zero smirked and brought White Martian towards him, starting their own make out session. As the crowds passed by in disgust, the rest of the teams finally walked out, each holding an ice cream cone or cup, not aware of what was going on.
"Hey, Supeys and Martians," Wally started, walking towards them.
"We got your ice cream," Inertia finished, only to make a gagging noise when he saw both couples making out.
"Geez, get a room." Wally gagged, then shared a devious smirk with Inertia.
Before anyone could react, they had thrown the ice creams they bough for the couples at them, then took off running to not get caught.
"Wally!" Both Supers growled, then were hot on their tails.
As both Martian started cleaning up, M'gann smirked at White Martian. "He do that much?"
"All the time."
Rule #97: No purposely setting crazy heroes on villians. Last time Bane ended up in a fullbody cast.
Talisman and Red Hood were staring up at a pissed off Bane. Somehow, this dude had gotten Batman in a full body cast, and the anti-heroes were not happy.
"What are you two doing here?" Bane asked, crossing his arms while smirking.
Talsman smirked at him, and said, "We're about to go loco on yo ass!"
And without any other warning, both anti-heroes were attacking Bane, Talisman breaking his legs and Red Hood his arms. Let's just say that at end of this encounter, Batman had a new found respect for both of them.
Rule #98: Don't get between Wally and a chimichanga when he hasn't eaten for over 4 hours.
"Artemis Crock, give me that chimichanga before I tear your arm off!" Wally yelled, lunging at Artemis.
"You don't have the guts, West!" Artemis snickered, dancing out of his reach.
"I swear to the great Gods of Olympus, Artemis Crock, I will tear your arms off if you don't give it back!" Wally threatened.
He actually almost accomplished that before Jason intervened and gave Wally back his chimichanga.
Rule #99: Don't try to get Wally or Artemis to admit their denied feelings for each other, you may end up being incapacitated for a while.
"Wally and Arty, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Robin sang as he circled me and Artemis.
We were tied up by his bat rope, and were now being torture by him. "First comes love, then comes marriage!" He continued, and as he passed by my foot, I kicked him to the floor.
"Then comes a horrible, tragic miscarriage! First comes blame, then comes despair!" I started, laughing at Robin's distressed look.
"Two hearts damaged beyond repair!" Artemis continued.
"Wally leaves Arty, taking the three, D-I-V-O-R-C-E!" We finished together, laughing out loud as we finished the twisted version of the song.
Robin growled at us, and suddenly Falcon, Inertian, and Tigress appeared. One look at the scene, and they all knew what was going on.
"Come on, me! Don't screw up with your Crock!" Inertia told Wally, making said red head glare at him.
"I do not like Artemis!" I growled.
"Oh, come on Arty," Tigress said slyly, "You can't tell me you don't like that fine piece of-"
"Hey!" Wally cut in. "There are children in here!"
Robin and Falcon glared at him, but before they could say anything, Tigress continued, "What? I was just going to say art."
Wally rolled his eyes and fake laughed. "Okay, you had your fun. Would you please let us go now?"
The three villains shared looks, then Falcon picked Robin up. "Nah, I think we'll cause some mayhem in this world." Then all four of them were gone, leaving Artemis and Wally tied up together.
"I'm going to kill you!" They both yelled together, just making them all believe that Artemis and Wally were meant to be.
Rule #100: Absolutely DO NOT bring your cellphone to the cave. Or on a mission. Or anywhere while you are in costume.
"Ring ring, there's a celly over here! Ring ring, there's a celly over here!" Kid Flash's phone suddenly rang, making Captain Cold stop his attack and look at him as if he were crazy.
Kid Flash held his finger up in a wait sign, and answered the phone. "Hello? Oh, Rob! No, I'm not doing anything important!"
"Pick up the phone! Pick up the PHONE! Pick up THE PHONE! PICK UP THE PHONE!" Robin's phone suddenly rang in the middle of the stakeout.
The whole team found themselves dodging bullets because of Robin's phone.
"We're the Youth against adults! fighting 'till the war's won! We don't care if we end up getting jailed!" Conner's phone rang in the middle of their meeting.
He moved to answer it, only to have Batman throw a Batarang at it. "This issue with takings your phones on missions is getting out of hand." He growled.
Right then, another phone rang. It was an old timey ring, and all of the kids knew it wasn't them. They all eyed Batman as he rigidly moved to pick up his phone and answer. "Hello?"
He waited for an answer, then exclaimed, "Jason! How the hell did you get yourself jailed again!?"
Yeah, so you can expect a lot from Young Injustice. Please review.