Light walked into the living room. "hello, Itachi" he said smiling. Itachi sighed, "why did you come here?" Light looked over at him and smiled, "my car broke down" Itachi shook his head, "I checked your car, it's perfectly fine" Light sighed, "he-he, ya got me" Itachi activated his Sharingan, "leave" Light smirked, "why? Im having too much fun, Uchiha, Itachi" Light said as his eye's glowed red" Itachi sighed, "um, your powers are real?" Light nodded.
~Meanwhile~
Sasuke snuck around the house. He then saw Light's car. "wow, he's here?" Sasuke asked himself. 'I hope he's not after Kaori-chan' "he is" a voice said. Sasuke jumped a bit. "H-Hidan? What do you want?" Sasuke asked. "well, that jackss Light is tryna get to Kaori, and im too scared to get him" Hidan stated. "hm, okay, looks like it's the job for…"
OMG DRAMATC PAUSE!
"SASUKE TO SAVE HER!" Sasuke shouted heroically. "you know you're a total b*tch if you punk out on this right?" Hidan said. Sasuke looked at him, "heh, and you're the one to talk" Hidan growled, "try me, motherf*ka, I'll kick your ss and then hang you up on the wall for the Fangirls to take advantage of you" Hidan said with a toothy smirk holding up duck tape that was conveniently there. Sasuke shuddered. "s-sorry, Hidan"
Sasuke walked into the house, "Prepare to die!" Itachi and Light look over at Sasuke. "WTH Sasuke!" Itachi yelled. "d*mn of all people you where in the room with the f*cka" Itachi frowned. "stop cursing, b*tch your only…um, how old?" "17! 17! How the fu- Fudge did you not know!" Itachi sighed, "Sasuke, I stopped keeping track after you ruined my mission to capture Naruto" Sasuke's eyes started to tear up. "and you dare call yourself my brother!"
Light rolled his eyes, "hey! Is anyone gonna fight me!" Sasuke and Itachi looked over at them, "oh, yeah. Sasuke, let me kick this jokers *ss right quick!" Itachi yelled. "no! Itachi im gonna kick his *ss! And yes that was a necessary cursing moment, b*tch!" Itachi smirked, "give it your all then, doughebag!" "of course monkey-crap-lips!" "WTH!" Itachi yelled. "man, I'll deal with you later!" Itachi said sitting down on the couch to watch the fight.
"okay, lets fight then!" Light yelled. "yeah!" Sasuke yelled back. *Street fighter music starts to play*
OHHHH! CLIFF HANGER! Ha! Im soo evil you'll know what happens in time! Or…..will you?