Author's Note: This is why MMD videos are too influential on my works. XD
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece, the "Dear Sister" sketch from Saturday Night Live, or any Backstreet Boys songs.
It was a normal day on the Hyperion, as Sebastian, Rubio, and Heathcliffe hung around the common room of the Hyprion. Gareth entered.
"Hey, guys, what's up?" Gareth asked everyone. Sebastian then shot Gareth with a water gun.
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well, of course, you did
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course, it is
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's just what we need
You decided this
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm what did she say?
"What the Toaster Strudel? It is on, Sebastian!" Gareth cried before he shot Sebastian with a NERF gun.
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well, of course, you did
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course, it is
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's just what we need
You decided this
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm what did she say?
"Somebody… Help me," Sebastian pleaded as Hatori entered.
"Hey, guys, why are we in Saturday Night Live?" Hatori asked before Rubio shot him with a NERF gun.
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well, of course, you did
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course, it is
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's just what we need
You decided this
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm what did she say?
"Why couldn't we just do the Put a Bird on It sketch?" Hatori asked everyone.
"One, that's from Portlandia. And, two –" Heathcliffe explained before Holden shot him with a NERF gun.
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well, of course, you did
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course, it is
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's just what we need
You decided this
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm what did she say?
"Sarutobi-kun!" Aki cried before she shot Holden with a NERF gun.
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well, of course, you did
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course, it is
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's just what we need
You decided this
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm what did she say?
The rest of the Capricorns entered the room.
"Seriously, this has to stop, or we're not doing the rest of the oneshot," Yuki-Rin explained.
"I was not involved," Rubio stated.
"Yes, you were. You shot Hatori," Sebastian stated. The room grew silent, because Belphegor is Fran's sempai.
"I propose a family game night," Matsu stated. This caused an outrage.
"Yes. Finally, I can play as Cloud on Kingdom Hearts," Yuki-Rin said evilly.
"Fuck Cloud! Sanada Yukimura is better!" Kazuma yelled.
"He's from Sengoku Basara!" Yuki-Rin pointed out. Our favorite bipolar cleared her throat.
"We mean boardgames, dumbasses," Ageha explained. Everyone looked at her.
"What are those?" Kazuma asked Ageha. A few minutes later, the Capricorns sat down to play the anime edition of Monopoly.
"So, all we have to do is buy things in this game, right?" Gareth asked Ageha. "I mean, it's not like I have a shopping addiction or anything, just saying."
"Yep. All you have to do is buy stuff and become a sellout!" Ageha answered.
"Just like Arcade Fire," Heathcliffe added.
"Exactly. Now, let's play!" Ageha said. Five hours later, Blaise had properties on every spot but Shibusen.
"You suck, Blaise! I wanted that nice apartment that's rumored to be inside Walpurgisnacht!" Hana cried.
"I wanted Kaito's ice cream!" Yuki-Rin cried.
"I wanted Gakupo and his body!" Mikuri cried. Blaise gasped.
"Mikuri Matsumoto, you are so dead," Blaise stated as he pulled out a faucet pipe, a l aRussia. Over on the Thousand Sunny, which just happened to be docked next to the Hyperion…
"Huh. It sounds like there's a huge fight erupting over Monopoly," Nami commented.
"I remember when that happened to us. Robin-chawn and Usopp ended up in couples' therapy and Franky became a pizza delivery man for six weeks," Sanji commented.
"Maybe we should call the police on them," Usopp commented. The next thing the Capricorns knew, was that they were in jail. The males were in one cell and the females were in another Alec were in cages while wearing Elizabethian dog collars.
"Ending up in jail over a catfight over a board game. Just another day for us Capricorns," Hana commented.
"HEY, YUKI-RIN! SINCE OUR CELLS ARE ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER, WE CAN SHOUT AT EACH OTHER LIKE BILLY MAYS!" Kazuma shouted from the cell across from the females'.
"DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE IN A JAIL, YOU DUMBASS!" Blaise shouted to Kazuma.
"YOU TOO, YOU TUNA FISH!" Holden shouted to Blaise.
"YOU TOO, YOU STUPID BRAT! AND, SAME GOES FOR ME AS WELL!" Kaoru shouted to Holden. Smoker entered the room with the two jail cells, because he was tired of everyone shouting like Billy Mays.
"Alright, everyone, I decided to release all of you, since you won't shut up," Smoker said as he unclocked both cell doors. "But, the boys have to do one thing."
Smoker then whispered something to the boys.
"What? They went out of style years ago!" Kazuma cried.
"Do it, or I'm joining this crew as punishment for the game night," Smoker said. Then, the music started and the manly Capricorn males began to dance boyband-style.
"Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back, alright," The Capricorn males sang.
"Oh, my God, we're back again," Showtarou sang.
"Brothers, sisters, everybody sing," Holden sang.
"We're gonna bring the flavor; show you how," Hatori sang.
"I've got a question for ya
Better answer now," Blaise sang.
"Am I original?" Kartik sang.
"Yeah," The Capricorn males sang.
"Am I the only one?" Heathcliffe sang.
"Yeah," The Capricorn males sang.
"Am I sexual?" Kazuma sang as he took off his shirt.
"Yeah," The Capricorn males sang.
"Am I everything you need?
You better rock you body now," Kartik, Heathcliffe, and Kazuma sang.
"Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back, alright," The Capricorn males sang.
"Now, throw your hands up in the air
And, wave 'em around like you just don't care," Sebastian sang.
"If you wanna party, let me hear you yell
'Cause we've got it going on again," Wolfgang sang.
"Am I original?" Enlai sang.
"Yeah," All the Capricorn males but Wolfgang sang.
"Am I the only one?" Rubio sang.
"Yeah," The Capricorn males sang.
"Am I sexual?" Kazuma sang as he took off his pants, revealing his swim trunks.
"Yeah," The Capricorn males sang.
"Am I everything you need?
You better rock you body now," Kartik, Heathcliffe, and Kazuma sang.
"Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back, alright," The Capricorn males sang.
"So, everybody, everywhere
Don't be afraid, have no fear," Daisuke sang.
"Gonna tell the world, make it understand
As long as there'll be music, we'll be coming back again," Mikuri sang as he took off his yukata.
"Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back, alright," The Capricorn males sang.
"Oh, my God," Yuki-Rin commented as she shook her head.
"What the bloody hell?" Molly cried.
"What? Heathcliffe, Holden, Soren!" Isabella cried.
"Yay! Go Kartik!" Karin cheered.
"Boys will be boys," Matsu commented.
"I thought the Backstreet Boys fell into obscurity," Maki-chan commented.
"I am fourteen and what is this?" Drusilla asked everyone.
"What is this treason?" Hana cried. Smoker sighed as the Straw Hats arrived.
"Oi, we came to post bail on our enemies so we can laugh and throw eggs at them," Zoro said as he got out a wad of cash. Nami began to cry.
"It's my money, and I need it now!" Nami sobbed.
"Well, you're too late. Go home and play Farmville or something," Smoker explained to the Straw Hats. On board a certain submarine, Jean Bart sneezed.
"Man! Is everybody getting sick, or is it me?" Bepo commented. Meanwhile, the Straw Hats and the Capricorns decided to play a friendly game of helmet jan-ken-pon. It was Usopp no reason other than to establish the following scene.
"Jan ken pon!" Usopp and Matsu yelled. Usopp got paper while Matsu got huge-ass rock.
"Stop! Hammertime!" Usopp said as he got out his giant hammer. Just as he swung it down, Kartik blocked the attack with a copy of Lés Miserables.
"No! You do not hit a lady!" Kartik cried as he threw the book at Usopp, starting yet another fight over games. Smoker was watching it from a distance.
"Kids today and their Adventure Time and their hipster music festivals and their Call of Duty. Whatever happened to Saturday morning cartoons?" Smoker asked himself as he smoked a candy cigarette.
Ending Note: Review if you want to see the Capricorn males sing more Backstreet Boys songs, Crocodile be on latrine duty for his Girl Scout troop, and Smoker teaching a yoga class to the zombies of Thriller Bark.