Um, so I've had this written, but I didn't have the time to type it... I promise it's not that it took me this terribly long to write so little. XD It was the typing that was the issue. ANYWAY, sorry that this is mostly dialogue, but it gets icky once I try to add in everything else.
Oh, and this is from ForForever, who told me to make them Spartan/Roman! :D
Allergy Information: Uh, there's some history in here somewhere. I think.
Idea 25: Stage the Trojan War in your hallway.
"En guarde!"
"Cut!" Zack yelled. "Cloud, that's French. You're supposed to be Greek."
"Uhh… Artemis?"
"…you're retarded," Leon announced. "Look, you don't need a battle cry--"
"Ooh! I got a good one. Okay, how's this: 'Hello. My name is Inigo Mon--'"
"No, you cannot quote Princess Bride," Zack interjected, fixing his slipping beret. Leon groaned and slumped into a nearby chair. "Ugh, just… shout something about Helen."
"Who's Helen?"
"The whole war is about her!"
"Oh. Okay."
"Alright. Ready?"
"Yep."
"Okay… action!"
"For melons!"
"Cut!" Zack sighed and rubbed at his temple. "Melons?"
"You said the war was about melons."
"No, I said Helen. The war. Is about. Helen."
"Oh. Alright. I think I have it now."
"Take three… action!"
"For Helen!"
...
"…for Helen," Cloud repeated.
"Leon," Zack whispered harshly. "Leon, your line."
"…I think he fell asleep."
"Dammit!"