Chapter 25
Lucci: What even is this show?
Law: We're going among mad people.
Me: You'll get used to it. Welcome back to Talk Time! *Inbox goes ding* And first up is Psycho the Random Vixen! 'Ace: Yup! This is an another desert animal: watch?vNe6TDZgxv9w
Luffy: I'M ROOTING FOR YA! And holy shit Luffy, you can sing! For that you can have my Skittles & M&M's
Usopp: Any thoughts about teh game?
Smoker: I'm not sorry for this: watch?vK5n71FQ6M2Q
Sabz: Will dis make you laugh?: watch?vOGuPQgjjH6I
Sanji: *derp dances* watch?vmbaz5gwtQOA
Robin: Just dis: watch?vX673nt8CQU0
Everyone: *is internally screeching cause of dis* watch?v5L8X40vGd5M Also i could listen to dis forevah: watch?v6m-rsgHEDLk
Frankeh: Haii! *waves*
Chopperz: By the way, i dislike spicy stuff as well. *brofist/hoof* Also here, have some Tootsie Rolls *hands him them*
Cherie: Hey look it's Luffy as a cat: watch?vSlxdAJmeLcQ Also what's your favorite Chapter from, Genuine Treasure? Mine's Ch 11 *perverted smile*
Momo: Whyeh?
Brook: Hey do you play video games?
Zoro: *snorts* watch?vmi3a-fsaM6Y'
Ace: *Drooling as he imagines what the desert animal is like after he has cooked it with his fire powers. Everybody else sweatdrops. Luffy laughs like a loon*
Luffy: *Swallows M&Ms and Skittles in one go*
Lucci: WAS THAT KIND OF TRICK?!
Me: *Shrugs* That's kind of how he is, Lucci my evil man.
Everybody: LUFFY CAN SING?!
Me: Yes.
*Cherie Youtubes various Image Songs of Luffy and other characters*
Usopp: Never. Again.
Me: Send another one.
Usopp: You crazy bitch!
Sabo: *Dies laughing*
Ace: Oi, don't kill my brother!
Me: Says the man who is technically dead himself.
Ace: *Shuts up*
Robin: I quite like this.
Everybody: *Sweatdrops*
Franky: Yo! *Strikes trademark pose*
Chopper: *Is brofisted/hoofed* Ooh! Candy! *Eats Tootsie Rolls*
Me: *Squees loudly* Kitty! I can't choose, the whole thing is freaking awesome!
Momonosuke: Because it's weird! You're weird!
Me: *Whacks Momonosuke on the head* Don't talk to my contributors, you little shit!
Brook: Sometimes.
Zoro: What's so funny about it?
Me: *Ignores Zoro as the inbox goes ding again* And finally for this episode, yoshi3000! 'Round 24! Happy 25 chapters, Cherie!
1) Zoro gets an increase in dick size! Now go forth and give Tashigi a run for her money!
2) Can any of the Straw Hats destroy the evil castle and keep their sanity?! /watch?vC9HTfY7pQwI /watch?vnvazQq2QTm4
3) Cherie, teach the kids the birds and the bees!
4) Sanji, you can sue your family for all the abuse they give you. I have a lawyer that can get you every penny and the kingdom in your hands.
5) Cherie, pimp out Shaluli to Mihawk.
6) The election is over, let's beat up a former WN to celebrate.
7) Dragon Ball Super is close to surpassing One Piece in popularity.
8) There are new Anime Confessions out!
9) Sanji, you get a night with Kuja warrior!
10) Luffy, think you can fuse with Goku. I need someone to take on Beerus for a spar.
11) Cherie, is there anyone Sanji could be paired with at this point?
12) Brook, /watch?vnPcO4TQTdVw here's some dubstep.
13) Smoker, congrats on your new position. The Straw Hats really know how to pick them, don't they?
14) Momonosuke gets to play Outlast in a dark room!
15) To celebrate 25 chapters, everybody gets to ride Shaluli!'
*Zoro, who has gained a slight dick size increase but still not enough to match Mihawk's girth but is bigger than Sanji's and is fucking Tashigi*
Me: Oi, Sanji! Zoro has a bigger dick than you now!
*Sanji is in the corner weeping*
Nami: He took it was well as you expect from him!
Me: Yup!
Meanwhile…
*The castle is in ruins. Luffy is laughing like a maniac*
Back with Cherie…
Me: *Sweatdrops* Let's just move on.
*Cherie sits down with Gulbrand, Lucia and Namiko and tells them about the birds and the bees in very graphic pornographic details until Nami whacks Cherie over the head*
Nami: Do you really need to be that graphic?
Me: Yes. They need to know what goes on this show as well as between you and Luffy and Tashigi and Zoro.
Lucia: Mama, do you and papa do those stuff?
Nami: *Is burning redder than her hair*
Me: Yes.
Gulbrand: That's nasty! I never want to do that!
Namiko: Real mature, Gully.
Gulbrand: What you call me?!
*Gulbrand and Namiko start getting into a fight. Lucia shakes her head*
Lucia: My idiot sister.
Me: Takes after her dad, doesn't she?
Lucia: Yup. And I'm just like mama!
Sanji: I can sue those bastards?! *Tears gushing down his face* Send the lawyer this way!
*Cherie has given Shalulia to Mihawk, the latter of whom is receiving a blowjob*
Elsewhere…
*Everybody was beating up some random ex-WG person*
Back with Cherie..
Me: America. What the fuck were you thinking?!
Luffy: Oi! I'm gonna be King of the Shonen!
Me: Oooh, I'll check it out later!
*Sanji, with heart eyes is dragged into another room by Sandersonia*
Nami: Good fucking luck.
Zoro: He'll be done in no time!
*Luffy fuses with Goku to become LuKu, who goes on to beat the crap out of Beerus*
Me: Well, that was easy. I don't know. I mean, I don't like Pudding, but I don't know any other female that could be paired with Sanji, unless it's a mermaid or an okama. They seem to be crazy about him.
Brook: Interesting. *Searches more dubstep*
Smoker: It was all Luffy, to be honest. *Cherie nods*
*Momonosuke is locked in a very very room with Outlast*
Me: This should be fun!
*Shaluli is passed around as everybody takes a turn fucking her*
Me: And that's the end of this episode! Send more stuff, please!I'll see you on the next episode of Talk Time!