NARUTO! Naruto, Kyubi and Ino Drabbles Collection.
Ch. 25 : Intelligence Test !
Naruto, Ino and Kyubi sat at their desks and, Shizune handed them each a paper. Naruto asked,
" What's this again?." Shizune smiled and said,
" It's an intelligence test." Kyubi said,
" Oh it's uh……..intelli- in- that word you just used." Shizune stared at him for a second and then said,
" Yeah. Alright. Whatever. On with the test." Kyubi looked at the first question.
1. What is the square route of One Hundred ?
Kyubi wrote down 2.
2. What is pie ?
Kyubi wrote down A food you eat.
3. Describe the basic mathematical equation for element of wind ?
Kyubi wrote down Pizz Azz.
4. What is Two divided by One ?
Kyubi wrote down When a man and woman have a child.
5. What area is the most hot in the summer ?
Kyubi wrote down My Butt.
6. What time is it when the sun is directly overhead ?
Kyubi thought about it for a moment and then wrote down Lunchtime.
7. What time is it when the sun starts to set ?
Kyubi wrote down Time to go to bed.
8. How long is a minute ?
Kyubi wrote down What's a minute ?
9. Name one person that could defeat The Third Hokage ?
Kyubi wrote down Me.
10. What is the strongest jutsu known to mankind ?
Kyubi wrote down My farting jutsu.
Kyubi said, " No one can defeat that."
11. Name The Tailed Beast that has Nine Tails and what animal it is ?
Kyubi thought. He said, " Wow that's a tough one."
Naruto looked over at, Kyubi and thought
" He's actually thinking about that? What an idiot."
Kyubi scratched his ear and said, " Ah ha I got it." Next he wrote down Tsunade's butt. He smiled and then handed in his paper. Shizune read over the answers. She looked up and said,
" Kyubi, can I see you a moment?."
The End!