Chapter 8: The Great Journey

Me: Welcome you guys! I'm finally making Chapter 8! Horray! And Queen B, please respond to the C2 staff request! When we last saw our heroes, I helped them kill the Ice Queen. That's all the important shit. The group is now at the Inn in Toad City. Spot any Space Balls references and win a cookie! And I just discovered that brackets don't show up on so Italicized things are either actions or thoughts, you can figure out which ones are which(or you shouldn't be in public unsupervised).

Mario: So I says to her I says...

Kooper: SHUT UP! YOU'VE SAID THAT FIFTY TIMES ALREADY! AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! Collapses

All: Ignores it

Mario: So I says to her I says, "How does a camel with a hump THAT small fit through a door THAT big?"

Parakarry: That was SO FUCKING RETARDED!

Goombario: I think we should head up to Creepy Star Thingy Cliff.

Mario:Sure, why not.

All: We're off! Zooms out with that crazy B&W anime thing

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On the Cliff...

Mario: Cool! An evil portal from Heaven!

Goombario: Let's use it to go to the sky! They use it

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Far, far, away...

Nightmare: It took a whole Chapter to finish, but our teleportation device is finished. I just need to hook it up to the final doorway in Peachy-Keen's castle.

Christian: Yes! It shall be the ultimate plan!

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In the sky...

B-Y: KAMMY! Do you know why there's a teleporter hooked up to the final door of the castle?

Kammy: No, but I say we figure out what it does!

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Later...

B-Y: MWAHAHAHAHA! We can use this teleporter (that we now know where it takes us) for EEEEEEEEEEVIL!

Kammy: Uh, it was already going to be used for evil...

B-Y: Uh... I knew that! I meant to say for MORE EEEEEEEEEEVIL!

Kammy: Yes! Now for some cookies! EEEEEEEEEEVIL cookies.

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In the main area...

Parakarry: That was odd...

Luigi: Has his head on backwards Ah! How come nobody ever told me my ass was that big?Gets his head fixed

Mario: Let's move out! They walk to the Huge Temple Thing of Hugenesscopyright Me

Parakarry: Wow! That's one Huge Temple Thing of Hugenesscopyright Me!

Mario: Whatever. Let's go inside and steal something to fly to Bowser-Yowser. They go inside and see the Creepy Star Thingies.

Oldstar: Ah, Mario. You have finally arrived. We must bestow upon you a great power. Now all of you heroes, TRANSFORM!

The heroes begin to morph... Goombario becomes a hyper Goomba. Kooper becomes a Dark Koopa Troopa. Bombette becomes a Bulky Bob-Omb. Parakarry becomes a Hyper ParaTroopa. Bow becomes a Dark Boo. Watt becomes, uh... A larger version of herself. Chuigi becomes a lvl 100. Luigi gets tight clothes and 2401( check out gamefaqs's SM64 message boards if you don't get it) guns. And Mario... Stays exactly the same. Except for the ability to summon things. That's new.

Goombario: Woah... Awesome...

Bombette: OH GOD! I'M SO FAT!

Luigi: Yo yo yo mutha fuggaz!

Chuigi: I finally leveled up a ton in one second! I always thought that it required Gameshark to do that.

Mario: Summons Ifrit(Final Fantasy X). Awesome!

Thorn: WAAAAH! Why didn't I get Coolerized!

Oldstar: Uhh... TRANSFORM!

Thorn becomes a SUPER YOSHI! With the ability to attack with PUDDING!

Thorn: YAY! PUDDING!

Mario: Yeah. Sure. Whatever. What now?

Oldstar: Take this carrier thing and go to Bowser-Yowser's castle. Off you go!

The group appears in Bowser-Yowser's Castle.

Mario: Woah! So much lava!

Chuigi: This lava gives me the eeby-geebies...Me: Chuigi would never actually say that.

Pikario jumps in.

Pikario: Shut up, bitch! Kicks Chuigi into the lava.

Chuigi: Crawls out. Hey! You can't do that in this fic! Only The Great Chicken Miasma can do that!

Pikario: Shut up! Kicks Chuigi into the lava again and then leaves.

Mario: I wonder how he jumped into this place while we're all the way up here in the sky...OH WELL!

They wander around and lower lava a bunch and eventually get to a quiz guy!

Quiz Thing(QT): IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSS QUIZZZZ TIME! Answer five of these seven questions correctly and I let you pass! But answer three wrong and Bye-Bye! Question one! What is (The square root of negative seventy two)x80095+43/972?

Mario: Isn't it obvious? It's the square root of imaginary number "i"!

QT: NOOOOOOOO! Correct! How did you know that? NEVERMIND! Question two! How many times have I used the letter "E" in my speaking?

Mario: Uhh... 72?

QT: WROOOOOONG! Question three! What is my name?

Goombario: Uses Tattle. You're name is Jose, but you like to be called Quiz Thing. Sometimes you run around you're room in a dress and call yourself Princess Jose.

QT: NOOOOOOOOOO! Correct! Question four! What question number is this?

Mario: Hmm... It can't be ninety-five... Wait! It's number four!

QT: How did you know that? You're supposed to be a retard!

Mario: Well, I thought it was seventy-two, but then I saw the big four behind you!

Qt: WHATEVER! Question five! How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Mario: However many it takes before you bite!

QT: NOOOOO! Correct! Question six! What is the square root of 927,874,764,756,129,645,623,123?

Mario: Slightly over 9.6!

QT: NOOOOOO! Corect! That's five correct questions! I hate you! Bounces up and down, causing the trap door to open.

The group falls through the trap door and fights their way back to the Quiz Thing. They just punch it and move past. They get up to Peachy-Keen's castle. They get to the final door of the castle and stop.

Mario: This is the final battle guys. This is gonna be tough. REALLY tough. We need to prepare!

The entire group stretches and heals. They burst through the door yelling and teleport away...

To be continued...

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Me: And today, April 19, is Nightmare's birthday! To celebrate, here's him beating the shit out of me!

Nightmare: That's right it is! Repeatedly attacks Me.

Me: Ow! Ouch! Eek! Mommy! My ovaries! My spleen! I can't believe you just missed! Ow! Why did I agree to this! Oooowwwwwww! Bye! OW! Guys! Ow! See ya! Ow! Next time! Ow!