Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia...but I wish I did, so that must count for something. What's this? A new chapter?! Please, hold your relieved sighs and leftover anger while I profusely apologize for the wait. I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THE WAIT! Good news is I no longer have writer's block! *happy dance* So, considering the time I finished writing this is midnight my time, please excuse any spelling ro grammar errors. Enjoy the chapter and thanks for reading!
Gavin's POV
There was something poking my cheek and forehead at once and it was really annoying me. If someone was waking me up, there better be a dead person on the kitchen counter, or I'll be royally angry. I scrunched up my face and groaned, rolling over in the bed to get away from the pokes. I heard a familiar laughing and, next thing I knew, there was an all too familiar pressure on my lips. As soon as it was there, it was gone, but I was definitely awake from it. "Why did you stop?" I whined, opening my eyes to see crimson orbs right in front of me.
"I just needed you awake, not craving my awesome five meters," Gilbert replied. He backed away enough for me to sit up, but proceeded to straddle my lap immediately after. "Now that you're up though," he began, whispering seductively before continuing, "Would you like to make the awesome me very happy, by making me breakfast?" Gilbert's voice lost all sexiness by the second part of his sentence and I glared at him.
"You woke me up and started acting sexy for breakfast?"
"Yep, pretty awesome of me, right?" he asks. I flop back down on the bed and cover my eyes with my forearm. He starts poking me in the side, making me laugh loudly. "Oh, is my awesome Gavin ticklish?" he coos. Gilbert starts tickling me all over, making me laugh uncontrollably as I beg him to stop. Sweet relief finally comes when a loud banging on my door makes him stop.
"Will you stop being gay so early in the morning and make me some damn breakfast?!" Hannah's voice yells from the other side. I had forgotten how she wasn't a morning person, considering how long it had been since I had last seen her early in the morning. We heard footsteps walk away towards the kitchen and I shoved Gilbert off of me.
"Aw, don't be mean, do want me to make you feel awesome?" he asks me seductively. He reaches for me, or more specifically my vital regions, and grins devilishly. I jump up, a blushing mess, and cover my boxers with my hands.
"Why are you so horny this morning?" I practically scream. I grab clothes in record time and rush to my bathroom, locking the door behind me. "Go away!" I shouted when he started banging on the door. He stopped and I heard another door open and close, meaning he had left. I breathed a sigh of relief and pulled on my clothes, blushing when I realized I had grabbed my 'Prussia is Awesome' shirt. "Might as well," I mutter to myself.
I make my way to the kitchen and find Hannah drinking a cup of coffee at the counter, staring hungrily at the fridge. "I want eggs," she says, taking a sip of coffee and switching her gaze to me.
"And eggs you shall have my humble princess," I replied, doing a mock bow as she nodded and walked out of the room. Rummaging through the fridge produced eggs and sausages. I took both items out and placed them on the counter, and then grabbed a pan to cook it all in. My eyes glaze over as I watch the sausage and eggs cook in the pan, still tired from my early wake up call. I jump when two arms snake around my waist and hug me close to their owner.
"I love your awesome shirt liebe," Gilbert says, laughing into my ear and making me shiver. I shrug him off and pay attention to the pan so the food won't burn. Gilbert doesn't let go, but he doesn't talk either, just rests his head on my shoulder and watches.
"I need to get plates, so please move Gilbert," I ask him nicely. Gilbert shakes his head, so I sigh and tolerate him moving with me as I go around the kitchen. Once the food is dished onto a plate I place it on the counter in front of Hannah, who hungrily begins eating. "Are you going to eat or not, because you're the one that was complaining about being hungry," I say.
"Earlier I was, but now I'm hungry for something else," he whispers into my ear. I blush a cherry red and try to say something, but nothing comes out.
The doorbell rings, saving me from having to answer Gilbert. "I'll get it," I squeak, rushing out of his arms and towards the front door. I swing it open and find Matt waiting there with his hockey stick thrown over his shoulder. "Oh, hello Matt," I say, stepping aside so he can walk in.
"How's it going Fairy?" he asks as he walks by. I grit my teeth and raise an eyebrow.
"Was that really the best you could come up with? I've heard much worse," I tell him, closing the door behind him. "Hannah's in the kitchen."
"Thanks, Fairy," he says, smirking as he walks towards the kitchen. I begrudgingly follow him, glaring holes into his back the whole time. "Hannah, I'm here," he announces as he walks into the kitchen.
"Hey Maple Freak, how's it going?" she asks between bites of her sausage. I make my own plate of food as they continue talking, relieved that Gilbert hasn't jumped on me again. I realized I spoke too soon when I nearly drop my food as Gilbert tackles me from behind.
"Liebe, you left the awesome me all alone," he whines.
"Why are you so touchy today? Just let me eat my sausage in peace!"
"I have a much better sausage for you, five meters worth in fact."
"Ugh, I can feel the gay all the way over here! Get a room or something," Matt groans. I blush and place my plate down on the counter.
"Look, Gilbert, can you please just let go of me?" I ask nicely. He responds by dragging me out of the kitchen and towards his room, despite my struggling. "No, Gilbert! Let me go right now! It's too early for this!" I cry out. I try to escape his grasp, but he just laughs and shuts the door behind him after dragging me inside.
3rd Person POV
"So, you want to go have some fun?" Matt asks Hannah, who is still eating her eggs.
"Yeah, we should leave those two alone for a while. I hope Gilbert wins this time," Hannah replies, finishing off her eggs.
Ahahahahaha, I'll leave the rest of Gavin's morning to your imagination. The next chapter is going to be a Hannah/Matt chapter, this one would have been, but I really just wanted to write horny Prussia. So, yeah, I hope you enjoyed all that! I just realized, this is now officially my longest running fic! That's awesome guys! Thanks for reading, comment your thoughts, and look forward to the next chapter!
