Betray the Writer, Ch1

Within her lair, Neru Akita the (part-time) server-mistress watches the internet around her. Not very attentively it has to be said, as she was texting some of her friends to organise a trip at the weekend.

Neru: "Ah... this job is amazing. All I have to do is sit here and makes sure the internet doesn't collapse around me any more than normal. I hardly need to do anything. I mean, it's not like anything big is going to happen..." Thinks about what she just said, then sighs, "Me and my big mouth..."

A large objects breaks through the side of her office. The object looks like a giant purple...thing. Like... a space pod, with large side hatches is I suppose the best way of explaining it. The hatches open up, by slamming down to the ground, and out of it step ten men, in ridiculously large suits of futuristic armour, with over-sized shoulder-pads. One is clearly a leader.

Sergeant: "Men! Forwards!" Looks at where Neru is sat dazed, staring at them.

Neru: "Why did you just drop though my ceiling?"

Sergeant: "Oh, we're here to take over this area. Sorry, but you're getting kicked out." Takes her, and literally kicks her out. She flies out several hundred miles, through some ridiculous means.

Meanwhile, just outside Miku and Wolfie's mansion.

Miku: "Thank god that story arc is over. I mean that was just painful."

Luka: "What story arc?"

Miku: "Worship."

Luka: "I thought we all agreed never to mention that story arc ever again. It was just an embarrassment."

Miku: "Oh... true..." Neru crashes into her.

Luka: "Neru? What are you doing here?"

Miku: "And would you watch where you're flying in future?"

Neru: "There's no time for jokes! These crazy guys in big suits of space-armour just attack my office!"

Miku: "So somebody just attacked the main internet server?"

Neru: "Yes!"

Miku: "So... what the heck are we meant to do?"

Neru: "Save it!"

Miku: Sighing, "Okay... we'll help."

Sometime later, at the Gate of Fandom.

Rin: "Wow, that bitchy key is still there, and that thing still hasn't run out of battery."

Miku: "How long is it since you put her there?"

Rin: "Must be a few months at least."

Miku: "Oh dear..."

Luka: "She's been there all this time?"

Kaito: "That would explain the massive wet patch under her..."

Miku: "Too much information Kaito!"

Neru: "Come on!"

Misty: "We're still waiting for Wolfie."

Neru: "Screw Wolfie! Let's get going!"

Miku: "Hey! Only I can screw Wolfie!"

Neru: "That's not what I meant."

Miku: "I know, that's why I said it."

Misty: "Regardless, maybe we should just go, those people aren't just going to sit around and wait to be attacked. Well, given this is fiction, they probably will, but let's go anyway."

Miku: Sighing, "Okay..."

The group advance to where the central server is located. When they get there, they see the building badly damaged, and surrounded by the soldiers that attacked earlier.

Lumi: "Why are there Space Marines (copyright Games Workshop, which we don't own, so don't f'ing sue us GW)?"

Misty: "Why are there Terrans?"

Lumi: "They are clearly Marines."

Misty: "Yes, Terran Marines."

Lumi: "This isn't damn Starcraft!"

Misty: "Nor is it 40f***ingK!"

Miku: "Let's just ask them." Turns to the leader, "Who the hell are you guys?"

Sergeant: "We are the Plot Marines, armoured in plot, wielders of the sacred cannon, we fight in the name of the Writer upon the Golden Computer Chair!"

Miku: Turning to Misty, "They're SMs."

Misty: "That could also mean sado-masochists you know."

Miku: "Yes, I do. But I thought we were all mature enough to get over that fact. Evidently I was wrong."

Chewy: "Misty, what's a sado-masochist?"

Misty: "Well... um..."

Miku: "I think the answer is 'weird.'"

Luka: "Please let that do... please."

Lumi: "Anyway, if we backtrack a bit, didn't those guys say they were working for the Writer... as in Wolfie."

Miku: "There is more than one writer on the net."

Lumi: "But is there another writer who's a megalomaniac, who would create super-soldiers to fight for him, put plot armour on them, and then throw them through the side of a building in a metal pod?"

Miku: "Yes, lot's of them actually, including you and Misty."

Misty: "Hey, I wouldn't give them plot armour."

Miku: "Well that just means you're stupid."

Lumi: "She has a point Misty."

Misty: "Shut up!" Sulks.

Miku: "So... what are we going to do about these guys?"

Luka: "Kill them? Isn't that the standard plan?"

Miku: "Well... we can try... but they have plot armour... I do have plot weapons, but it'll still be tough..."

Misty: "Ow, I didn't know you were such a wuss Miku."

Miku: Glaring, "Do you want a hit with the leek?"

Misty: "No."

Miku: "Then shut up."

Neru: "Can you guys stop bitching at each other, and start killing them?"

Miku: "Okay... although you're not exactly doing anything Neru."

Neru: "Well I'm sorry if I don't carry round weapons!"

Miku: "Quiet, it's time for the killing to start, Black Rock Shooter!" Her gun appears on her arm.

Luka: Turning into a ninja, "Here we go again."

Miku: "Charge!" The group run at the plot marines.

Plot Marine: "Enemy spotted!"

Sergeant: "Charge!"

Miku: Leaping into the air and firing with her gun, "Charge this!"

Plot Marine: "Taking damage."

Luka: "Do they have to say everything that's happening."

The plot marines start falling back, as they start taking injuries.

Plot Marine: "Squad broken."

Miku: "That was easy."

Mysterious Voice: "Fimbulwinter."

Chewy, Lumi, Misty and all the Vocaloids except Miku are frozen in ice rising from the ground. Miku slips on the ice, and falls down.

Miku: "What... but that voice was..."

Wolfie: "Damnit! Why did you all have to interfere?" Striding towards Miku, sword in his hand, "You should have stayed back home... but now it's no use."

Miku: Eyes wide with shock, "You... Wolfie... why?" Scrambling away, but slipping again on the ice, "Why are you doing this? Attacking Neru... and then freezing the others..."

Wolfie: "I only froze them to stop them attacking my troops. As for Miss Akita, she wasn't harmed, remember. But I need this place, for my plan."

Miku: "Wh-what plan?"

Wolfie: "Domination of the internet!"

Miku: "You...You've gone mad... nobody can control the internet."

Wolfie: "I shall take it over!"

Miku: "No, seriously, the internet has a mind of it's own. The last guy who tried to control it got trolled out of power."

Wolfie: "I will make the impossible possible then!"

Plot Marine: Running up to Wolfie, "Lord! We have taken control of the central system, it is now directly controllable from your laptop."

Wolfie: "Good, we have no more need of this place then." Spreads his wings, and floats into the sky.

A large aircraft lands nearby, and the plot marines all rush over to it and climb in. Wolfie lands on top of the aircraft, and turns to Miku.

Wolfie: "I suppose you won't want to rule the internet by my side, will you?"

Miku: Raising the Black Rock Shooter, "No way in Hell!" Pulls the trigger.

The gun suddenly falls from her arm, cut in half. Pieces of Wolfie's sword float around it, then fly back to Wolfie.

Wolfie: "A pity... I love you Miku, but... this must be done..." A circle of red glows at his feet, "Ragnarok!"

Flames rise up, engulfing Miku and the ice, as the aircraft, with Wolfie still on top, flies away.

Misty: "So... what do we do now?"

Lumi: "I'm still wondering how we were frozen solid, then flash-melted, and are still perfectly okay."

Kaito: Lying on a bed, covered in bandages, "I'm wondering why I'm the only one who isn't okay."

Meiko: "It's because Wolfie hates you dear."

Kaito: "I know."

Luka: "I'm worried about Miku, she's been locked in her room for the last three hours."

Misty: "Well, her husband did just try to kill all her best friends, and Kaito, it's not surprising she's upset."

Lumi: "Hm... yes... but what now?"

The doorbell rings, and Luka goes to answer it.

Mist: "Well... we're fighting the guy who rules this place... so I suggest we get out of it."

Miku: "No, we should go to my fortress!"

Meiko: "Miku! When did you turn up?"

Miku: Eyes red from crying, "I Came down to answer the door."

Misty: "Of course! The fortress has a null-fic zone!"

Mysterious Voice: "Indeed, a good idea, but I have a better one!"

Miku: "That voice... sounds familiar..."

The group all turn to see Luka showing someone into the room.

Misty: "It can't be..."

Lumi: "No... seriously..."

Luka: "'Fraid so."

Derrick: "Good evening."

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