RWBY Abridged
A/N: Back with some more. I almost sad to see that we are almost at the end :( But at least it will give me time to work on other fanfics that have been delayed for awhile. I apologize for not working on the other fanfics because I've been too busy with school and stuff. But anyways, hope you guys are still liking it and remember to review and stuff. Also the reason for no spaces on the words is because of keeping up with Oobleck's character. Enjoy :)
Volume 2 Episode 9
Team RWBY is still freaked out about their "supervisor".
"Professor Oobleck?" Weiss said.
"Who wants to go outside?!" Oobleck said. "Let's all go outside!... OH MY GOD We're here!" (A/N: This left off from the last chapter.)
Oobleck began to pace back and fourth and began to give a speech.
"Allright. First order of bussiness! One, I'm number 1! Two, there's four of you! Five, no three! You will obey my every command and Ozpin and Goodwitch said it's ok for me to go on ahead and kill you and they gave me a set of body bags for which if any of you were to cause or become too much trouble, or accidentally get yourselfs killed out there for no apparent reason, so in short: DO NOT FUCK UP!..." Oobleck said as he looked Weiss in the eye.
"Ok, we'll try..." Weiss said.
"Great!" Oobleck said. "Let's go ladies, last to the ship is grimm droppings onyourmark getset gogogo!" Oobleck ran to the ship at the speed of light.
"Ok guys!" Ruby said. "Looks like we are going to go save the world with Doctor Oobleck- Ok yeah we're fucked we're not going to make it." Ruby said as her and her team is completely dissapointed and upset.
"Your going with Oobleck?!" Nora said and Team JNPR walked toward them. "Oh I wish we could have gone, but noooooo. Someone had to be all sassy with our job huh, Ren..."
"Whatever..." Ren said in a sassy like way.
"What are you guys doing?" Ruby said.
"We get to go patrol the city for a while." Pyrrha said.
"We start tomorrow." Ren said.
"Then it's party time." Neptune said as he and Sun show up."We get to go too. And we got badges!" Neptune said.
"Oh, I'm soooo jealous. Wait where's the rest of your team?" Jaune said.
"Not important right now." Sun said. "But we get to have fun in the city without all the destruction and fighting with you guys. You know what I mean."
"Oh your going to play fucking game now?!" Ruby said.
"Let's go youlittle gimmturds moveitmoveitmoveit!" Oobleck said.
They are on the airship.
"How are you a fighter?" Yang said.
"I use to work with Ozpin and other guys before an incident occurred that caused use to end up in a canyon. Long story short, I've been trying to get on with my life." Oobleck said.
"By doing drugs?" Ruby said.
"Crack..." Blake said.
"Meth..." Yang said.
"I like to consider it as my fuel." Oobleck said.
"By putting it coffee?" Weiss said.
"How to you take your coffee, hmhmhmhm?!" Oobleck said. "Now we goingto the place that looks like Operation Metro in order to find out what's going downthere!"
"Which means..." Blake said.
"We're goingto kicksome ass!" Oobleck said.
They arrive at the location.
"Ooookaaaaaaaayyyyy... Well it looks like we are in the Alone Digital trip area instead." Oobleck said. "Listen up! We're going to look around, plant some stuff and- Ruby I thought Isaid to leave yourshit back atschool!"
"Uh, no you didn't." Ruby said.
"Your right... I called you guys grimmturds..." Oobleck said. "Well leave it here so we can go and come back for it later."
"Ok, see about that..." Ruby said.
"Whatthefuck is so important inthat bag of yours that-" Oobleck paused as everyone saw Zwie pop out.
"...Damn it Ruby." Ruby said to herself.
"We're out in the open where enemies can see and kill us and the only thing you brought that was useful was, a dog?" Oobleck said.
"Uhhhh..." Ruby said.
"...GENIUS!" Oobleck spins around with Zwie. "He'sso cute! Who'sagoodboy? Who'sagoodboy? He reminds me alot of my old friend Freckles, but you can thank Ozpin for that."
"Sooooo, I did something right!" Ruby said.
"Baka..." Weiss and Yang said facepalming.
"So, what do we now?" Blake said.
"Oh right, you see that grimm over there?" Oobleck said after dropping Zwie. They look at the grimm and ready their weapons. "WAITAMINUTE!" They look at Oobleck. "It's time a gave you a National Geo-graphics lecture."
"Aww fuck." Ruby said.
"Gaze at the grimm who wonders around in search for food and shelter." Oobleck said.
"Is this necessary?" Yang said.
"Of course it's necessary!" Oobleck said. "We are out here to kill grimm and find the enemy who may be in the last place we look which I think- Aw shit there's the whole pack." They see the pack of grimm. "We are fucked."
"What?!" Weiss said.
"WEAREFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKED!" Oobleck said shouting in Weiss' ear.
"Well what do we now?" Yang said and they look at Professor Oobleck.
"I got the body bags sooooo..." Oobleck said.
"Fuck it. Let's kill em all!" Ruby said and Zwie covers himself.
Team RWBY fights. (Insert Attack on Titan action music and sequences here.)
"We got them." Ruby said after they killed the grimm.
"Good. But that was wave 1." Oobleck said.
"Aw, fuck." Ruby said. (Continue with action sequences.)
"Goodworkgirls!" Oobleck said. "But now's not the time to celebrate. Moving on!"
"Hey I got a question." Yang said. "Why are WE the only ones fighting and not you?"
"That's simple, I'm not the main character. Or at least I think I'm not. Am I?" Oobleck said.
"Um, ok whatever..." Yang said.
They continue to fight grimm.
"Hey Yang?" Oobleck said. "Why are you a main character?"
"Well I'm suppose to be the representation of Goldilocks and all she did was breaking an entering at a bear's place." Yang said.
"Was it Freddy's pizzeria?" Oobleck said.
"Um, no." Yang said. "But I like to be more adventurous and I love to try new things."
"Huh, I had no idea." Oobleck said.
Switch to Weiss.
"So Weiss. Why are you a main character?" Oobleck said.
"Apparently I'm suppose to add up to the whole Dust thing and I have yet to get my very own back story." Weiss said.
"...Ok." Oobleck said.
Switch to Blake.
Blake breaks down the door and bats fly out.
"OH SHIT!" Blake said, freaking out. She shoots the bats and they fall down.
"So, um, what makes you a main character?" Oobleck said.
"I'm suppose to be an imitation of Belle and the link between the good guys and bad guys." Blake said.
"And, how does that make you feel?"
"Um, Yeah I got nothing."
Switch to Ruby.
Ruby is playing with Zwie.
"Dammit Ruby!" Oobleck said.
"Sorry!" Ruby said putting away her scythe.
"Stop being so kawaii and get your shit together. You three, go and make that tower our campsite, Ruby your coming with me."
Ruby and Oobleck go toward the cliff.
"Holy shit!" Ruby said seeing the Goliaths. "What is that?"
"I believe it's called a grimm." Oobleck said.
"Let's kill it." Ruby readies her scythe
"Do you always solve problems that way?"
"Live, die, repeat?"
"No time for movie references let's go."
"Wait your not going to tell me why am I a main character?"
"Your name is the name of the show, your team, and I think your like the mascot or something as well."
"I'm more of a loli."
"And apparently none of us are lolicons. Except your teammates from the looks of it. But I think that's how animes like Yuru Yuri are made."
At the campsite.
"Hey you made a fire. Good." Oobleck said. "Now I'm going to get some sleep. Who wants to take the first watch?"
"I'll do it." Ruby said.
"Hey what did you tell Oobleck when he asked why are you THEE main character?" Yang said.
"I told him I'm a loli." Ruby said.
Awkward silence between the two.
"Ok..." Yang said.
Everyone is laying around the campfire. (Insert Final Fantasy X Theme song here.)
"So I guess this is what screen time feels like." Ruby said.
-End-
A/N: I know it got slow at the end, but that's how they did it. I'm sorry if you didn't like the grammer in Oobleck's sentences, but it was suppose to help his character. Also I'll try to work on more as soon as I can. I hope you guys are enjoying it. Remember to review and stuff, and PM me if you have any ideas. Thanks :)